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Amy: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl!
Jake: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Charles could fight in that dress either.
Charles: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
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Amy: What would you do if you found out you could live forever?
Jake: I'd eat ice-cream for breakfast.
Amy: Really?
Jake: And lunch of course!
Amy: Amazing...
Jake: Thank you.
Amy: That wasn't a compliment
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Charles: Hey, where’s Amy?

Jake: It’s the weekend, she’s relaxing.

*Cut to Amy talking to an employee at the store*

Amy: Just a pitch, wouldn’t it be easier to find these stackables if they were in the shelving section? I know what you’re thinking, ‘Is this woman questioning the organization of a store whose sole purpose is to help people organize?’

Amy: *laughs*

Amy: Yes.

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Gina: Stop being depressing. It’s depressing me.

Charles, angrily: Get over it. Life’s the pits, and you can’t get what you want, no matter how handsome and good-looking you are.

Gina: But I’m adorable! 

Charles: Looks fade.

Gina: *whimpering noises*

Jake: You’re scaring our daughter! 

Charles: I know, and I still don’t feel better.

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