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fr1day-incredible · 1 year
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Bruce: "What's something you can do?"
Tony: "Die for myself"
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Bruce: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Y/N: If I had shape shifting powers I would abuse the hell out of them.
Y/N: Like if I'm arguing with someone, I'd turn into their dead relative.
Tony: Genius.
Bruce: *Booking them both more therapy sessions*
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Nick Fury: Please sing the national anthem of the United States
Steve: *singing* Oh, say can you see, by the dawns early light-
Natasha: *singing* What’s so proudly, we hailed-
Bruce: *singing* At the twilights last gleaming-
Y/N: *singing* AND IIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYSSS LOVE YOUUUUUUU-
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months
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Y/N: I was born a winner. I didn’t even need nine months to be born. I came out in seven.
Bruce: That’s… That’s not good.
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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year
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*Peter meets the avengers*
Clint: Hey! Nice to meet ya!
Steve: Hey, so your Tony's intern?
Nat: You must be pretty smart then
Peter: mhm
Tony: okay, that's enough, kids kinda shy. We're gonna go down to the lab now
Sam: bye mini stark!
Bruce: I guess the kid's really shy then. He didn't even go crazy about meeting Captain America
Bucky: Yeah, must be real shy to not care you've just fulfilled every kids dream
Clint: honestly, I'm offended
Nat: Clint, shut up, it's probably just scary meeting us all at once
Peter: *later* People think I'm very shy, anxious and quiet, but my Aunt just taught me that "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all". I don't say much now
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greatapebroly · 2 years
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Teen!Y/N first morning and breakfast with the avengers
Wanda: *cooking bacon*
Y/N: *glaring at it*
*ki blasts the bacon in the skillet*
*Wanda, Nat, Tony, Peter, Steve, Bucky, Bruce, and Sam looking confused*
*Thor smiling*
Nat: What…What’d you do that for?
Y/N: it growled at me.
Steve *looking concerned*: ma’am are you okay?
Bucky *smirking*: I like this kid already.
Peter: Bacon…growls??
Wanda: it was sizzling…
Y/N: no it threatened me
Peter *dazed*: Bacon…can threaten you?
Wanda: the grease was just popping…that’s what happens when you cook bacon.
Y/N: when you what the what?
Nat: you don’t know what bacon is?
Bucky: we don’t have that at Hydra. We do, however, have suspicious gray mush, dry sometimes moldy bread, and syringes filled with questionable liquids though.
Y/N: yeah what he said.
Tony: anyone else reconsidering bringing the kid back from that Hydra base?
Sam: Stark that’s not right.
Tony: there is a big ass hole in my kitchen right now, tweety bird.
Tony: can we get like a refund for a different kid or something?
Nat: Tony.
Thor: What a great demonstration of power from such a tiny human. Keep up the good work Lady Y/N!
Tony: actually, don’t. But if you do, please aim for Stars and Stripes Forever over there.
Y/N *confused on what she did wrong*: are you not supposed to eliminate any and all threats that come your way?
Bucky: we have a lot to work on kid.
Peter*still dazed*: Mr. stark can bacon threa-
Tony *walking away with his hands up*: This is out of my expertise kid. I’m going to go draw up a new kitchen layout.
Bruce: do you think you can show me that one more time I wanna study the-
Everyone but Bruce and Y/N: NO!!!!
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lilylovelyxo · 1 year
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*Arguing heard in Avengers Tower*
Bruce: (gasps) “Uh-oh.”
Steve: “Ouch…”
Pepper: “Oh, god.”
Dad Tony: “Don’t you talk to me that way, Miss Smart Mouth! You just bought yourself a ticket to your room.”
Y/N: “Oh, fine. Best money I ever spent! You can’t ruin anything in there.”
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floilee · 1 month
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Loki: I have an army!
Kate: We have Yelena!
Loki: You didn't mean the "Hulk"?
Bruce: Oh no, believe it, the big guy is scared to death of her.
Loki:
Natasha holding tears: I'm so proud of my little sister!
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nam-ski · 27 days
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Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands
Avengers: [clap clap]
Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands
Avengers: [clap clap]
Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it and you really want to show it clap your hands.
Avengers: [clap clap]
Fury: I didn’t get paid enough for this shit.
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westannatasharomanoff · 2 months
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Bruce: Nat, may I have a few of your fries?
Natasha: Yes, of course.
Bruce: *takes fries*
Natasha: May I have a bite of your burger?
Bruce: Absolutely not. 
Tony: Some “perfect couple!” You won’t even let her try your food!
Natasha: A few fries is hardly equal to a bite of a burger.
Bruce: That’s not why. This burger has avocado on it. She’s allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Natasha to die?
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fr1day-incredible · 1 year
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Bruce: "I just found out I'm not the only one with anger issues in this household, Jarvis how do I reastablish dominance?"
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ironrad · 1 year
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Clint who just learned a new game from his kids:
Clint: Alright guys we’re all going to pass the phone around and say who we’d warn someone about before coming to the Avengers compound
Clint: I’ll start. Personally, I would warn people about Tony because I never know what he’s up to in that lab…
Nat: What are we doing? Oh ok, I’d warn people about Peter. He acts innocent, but I see right through it…
Tony: You want my honest answer? Steve. Next question-
Steve: Um maybe all of us because we have powers and can be dangerous when crossed.
Steve: That wasn’t the question? Ok, fine, I’d warn them about Queens. He scares me sometimes…
Bucky whispering: …Peter.
Sam: Why did you whisper that?
Bucky: He’s always listening.
Sam: Yikes, anyways, I’m gonna go with Bucky.
Bucky: Hey-
Bruce: Hi! I’m Bruce Banner, and I think I would warn people about Peter and Tony. Alone they’re both trouble, and together they’re a train wreck, but the good kind. Hang on-
Peter: Oh EZ, I’ve seen this on Tik Tok. Mr. Stark, no questions asked. That guy is everywhere all the time. I can’t get shit-
Steve: Language.
Peter: Sorry! I can’t get anything over on him.
Happy: Peter and Tony.
Thor: Ah, yes, hello. I would warn them of ME.
Thor spinning his hammer and chugging a keg:
Stephen: Tony. I try to avoid him at all costs.
Pepper: Awe thank you for including me. I’d warn them of my husband and his teenager…sometimes I need an extra warning.
The Avengers watching back the footage:
Tony: I’ve done nothing but be a pleasant member of this team.
Peter: Yeah, sounds about right.
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Tony: If I die, donate my body to science for research.
Bruce: Okay...
Tony: Except my middle finger. Send that to Steve.
Steve: Hey-
Y/N: Done.
Steve: Hey!
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Steve: We need to cause a distraction!
Bruce: We need someone who can be really annoying and draw a lot of attention away from us!
Tony: *pushing Y/N to the front of the group* It’s your time to shine, kid!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 23 days
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Scott: Can I ask you a stupid question?
Bruce: There's no such thing.
Scott: How does ink come out of pens?
Bruce: Alright, there is such a thing.
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