Yoongi, picking up the phone: what's wrong?
Y/n: why do you always ask that? just because I’m calling doesn’t mean something’s wrong!
Yoongi:
Y/n: anyway, could you come home? Tae's joined a cult
Jimin, in the background: WE NEED AN ADULT!
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Seokjin: What happens to nitrogen when it becomes day?
Seokjin: It becomes daytrogen.
Yoongi: I'm going to bed.
Seokjin: Good nitrogen.
Jungkook: Sleep tightrogen.
Taehyung: Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.
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Namjoon: This has been nice. Having an ordinary conversation about life and just catching up.
Taehyung: Do you ever wonder why Tarzan never had a beard?
Jungkook: All the fucking time
Jin: Well that was a lovely 2 minutes
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Jungkook: What's for dinner hyung?
Jin: I can't tell you, it's a soup-rise
Taehyung: Is it soup?
Jin: I soup-pose it could be
Yoongi: Enough with the soup puns
Jin: You never soup-port my jokes
*After dinner*
Jungkook: It was fucking tacos
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interviewer: what would you like to say to those who doubted your success?
namjoon: i hope they can see where i am now and believe in themselves too.
yoongi: how does my entire ass taste, bitches?
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Incorrect Bangtan #189
seokjin : let's go to church
namjoon : i'm atheist
seokjin : ok how about when the heist is over?
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*Yoongi rummaging through his bag aggressively*
Taehyung: Hyung, what are you looking for?
Yoongi: My will to live.
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Yoongi: God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by the age of sixteen.
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Yoongi:*talking about babies* I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.
Yoongi: little one, you can't even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you?
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Namjoon: Are you a cuddler?
Yoongi: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Namjoon:
Yoongi: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
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Hobi: goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite. Tonight. Imma fight. Till we see the sunlight. Tik tok. On the clock. But the party don't stop-
Y/n, crying: please just go to sleep, it's 3am!
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Seokjin: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour.
Hoseok: Starfruit?
Seokjin: Close, that's a shape.
Jimin: Guys, you forgot about blueberries.
Seokjin: The listening comprehension of some people.
Yoongi: Okay, you also forgot blackberries.
Namjoon: Black isn't a colour.
Taehyung: Green bean!
Jungkook: Lemons!
Seokjin: I love stupid people more than anything.
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jungkook, after waking up from a 12 hr 'nap: where am I?
jin: heaven
jungkook: oh
jungkook: didn't think you'd be here
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Jimin: Could I have a quicky?
Yoong: Hyperventilating in the corner
Jin: For the last time, it's pronounced quiche
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Namjoon: I saw Jimin and Taehyung hugging
Namjoon: And then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense
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