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Dazai: Do you think it's too late for us to get romantically involved? Chuuya, holding a gun: I think a little.
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Dazai : Hey.
Chuuya : How'd you find me ?
Dazai : july 14th, 2016. Demon Prodigy dazai osamu and king of sheep Nakahara Chuuya conducted our first partnership. This is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me.
Chuuya : Dazai.
Dazai : The day that you stepped on me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.
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forthetaintedmemes · 9 months
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Poe: *in tears because Dazai called Karl a trash panda*
Ranpo: Apologize. Now.
Dazai: Or what?
Ranpo: Ed I need you to write me a book about a wine shop that never closes. I think our rental Executive could use another vacation. One he'll never want to leave.
*takes off glasses to squint at Dazai*
Ever.
Dazai:.....I don't negotiate with terrorists.
Ranpo: Ed add a puppy.
Dazai: OK HOLD ON!
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sunnikos · 3 months
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Dazai: Do you trust me?
Chuuya: Unfortunately.
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thebookofthefaeries · 11 months
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Dazai: Why does everyone keep assuming we’re a couple?
Chuuya: [sitting in Dazai's lap] Beats me.
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dazaiskinnie · 1 year
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Dazai, randomly one evening: Trust fall!
Chuuya: I don’t care, I’m not going to catch you.
Dazai: I’m falling.
Chuuya, leaping over tables, throwing people out of the way so that he can catch Dazai.
Chuuya: You are an absolute nightmare.
Dazai: *blusing*
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bsdisfreetherapy · 4 months
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Fyodor: Kolya, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times. Nikolai: Alyoouminnieeum
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Dazai, literally just existing:
Kunikida: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
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ghostydude2 · 1 year
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Chuuya: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Dazai: You and me!!!
Chuuya, tearing up: Okay.
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vivalaplxto · 2 years
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Jouno, about Tecchou: He's so dumb. I can't believe I'm going to kiss him.
Teruko: You don't have to.
Jouno: Nah, I'm gonna.
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Chuuya: Oh come on Dazai. No soft spot for the one person who slept with you sober?
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Chuuya : ugh, crushes are the worst!
Dazai : yeah. whenever i’m near someone i have a crush on, i start acting stupid.
Chuuya : you’re always acting stupid.
Dazai :
Dazai : don’t think about that one too hard.
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forthetaintedmemes · 1 month
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Dazai, age 15, full confession: That's what makes me love you.
Chuuya: Lol, gross.
*little cracking sounds from Dazai's heart and pride*
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sunnikos · 2 months
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Atsushi: I didn’t even pay much attention to what you were talking about, you’re so beautiful.
Akutagawa: Thank you love, I was talking about how I almost got killed.
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daturas-are-pretty · 4 months
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Can't unsee it anymore.
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