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#incorrect camp camp quotes
marce-mallow · 3 months
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David: Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to meet me here.
Max: I didn’t make time for shit, you dragged me here…
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QM, training young David: Autism be damned my boy can kill.
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campeyourdiems · 8 months
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Max: There’s a thin line between being a genius and being a fucking idiot. Max: Neil uses that line as a jump rope.
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alien-slushie · 11 months
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Gwen: They love eachother!
David: ...They stood beside eachother once, for 2 minutes in 20 episodes?
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We can get twice as much funding if we have a girl.
Edward Pikeman, desperate for recruits
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trickster-tabby · 1 year
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David: *goes into the bomb shelter, accidentally crashes a party*
Max: This isn't what it looks like!
David: *walks over to the snacks* A little advice with these brownies...
David: *takes one*
David: Eat one, wait an hour, see how you feel. Don't eat too many at once or you'll see the edge of the universe, and holy shit is that not fun.
David: *eats the brownie and leaves*
Max: ...
Max: What the fuck just happened?
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cubed-chaos-au · 2 years
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pickafilm · 3 months
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Annabeth: What happened to your face?
Percy: Fencing injury.
Annabeth: We don’t do fencing at ca-
Percy: I was jumping a fence.
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moonlit-typewriter · 3 months
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The gods: we have made Demigods. Heroes.
Chiron: you fucked up perfectly good children is what you did. Look at them. They’ve got abandonment issues
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marksandrec · 7 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2596
Astarion did not check for traps. (Dialogue from Camp Camp.)
(Yeah so I can't stop watching the Astarion's Actor Plays Baldur's Gate 3 vids, oops.)
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brainrot28 · 13 days
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based off real life theology class
people in the 1940s: do you struggle with same sex attraction?
nico: I don't struggle with same sex attraction......
nico [with sunglasses]: i excel at it
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marce-mallow · 6 months
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I made all of these in July planning to edit them to be more accurate but I didn’t so behold
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David: I don't really care for labels but, if you put a Sunkist Orange sticker on me, I'd let it stay.
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campeyourdiems · 2 years
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Y/N: -gestures to David’s lap- Is this seat taken?
David: -blushing- “Oh- uh- yes, but you can have it.” -stands up-
Y/N: -facepalms-
idea from: @/incorrect-the-arcana-quotes
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nixnight4 · 7 months
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*The Marauders + Regulus after having a camping trip going to the car to go back home*
James: We need to do this more orften, it was amazing
Sirius: Absolutely, and Regulus needs more sun
James: What was your favourit part, Reg?
Reg tearing up with a frowned face and his hair being a mess: going to the car
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I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.
Nikki
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