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oldwitchsleep · 1 year
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what if hannigram were gomez and morticia (part two)
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ne0n-and-garbage · 3 months
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talking on the phone Steve: Remember how I said that Natasha and I were gonna have a calm night out for once? Sam: Yeah… Steve: Well, we’re in jail. Sam: hangs up
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teruel-a-witch · 6 months
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If Steve didn't want his co-workers to assume he was taking a vacation to 'reconnect' with his partner perhaps he shouldn't have looked at Danny like that and touched him in a way that indicated that this decision to take days off is directly related to him. Subtlety, thy name is not McDanno.
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marenwithanm · 10 months
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Incorrect quotes go brrrrr
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thattheater-kid · 2 months
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*Game night in the hotel*
Vaggie: I HATE YOU!
Angel: OH? WELL, NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!
Charlie: Angel, give Vaggie your 200 dollars, you landed on her property.
Angel: NO! SHE’S IN JAIL! I’M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!
Vaggie: That’s not how you PLAYYYYY!
Niffty: Husk, why is Vaggie screaming?
Husk: Shut the fuck up, Niffty. You don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad!
Vaggie: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
Charlie: ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS
Niffty: AHHHHHH!
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georgie3116 · 1 month
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*Steve and Bucky organising their Wedding*
Steve: Maybe we’re being old-fashioned defining these role by gender.
Bucky: You know, historically the best man’s role was to defend the the bride and groom in combat.
Bucky: I mean, if that’s not Natasha, I don’t know what we’re doing here.
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reineydraws · 2 years
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kori (bugs bunny communist meme): our boytoy malewife
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chaoticace2005 · 2 months
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“average spider killed 3 angels” factoid actualy just statistical error. average spider kills 0 angels. Angel Dust, who lives in a hotel & killed hundreds of angels, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
(Written by some guy in heaven against the increase in spider killings due to the spread misinformation and fear.)
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incorrect-multiverse · 5 months
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Bucky, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Natasha, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Sam: Jolteon, I choose you.
Steve, trembling: What are we playing??
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gfmaximoff · 9 months
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Steve: Do you really want to know how I hurt my ankle?
Tony: Yes.
Steve: I was hula-hooping. I attend a class along with Parker.
Tony: Oh my gosh?
Steve: I’ve mastered all the moves- the Pizza Toss, the Tornado, the Scorpion, the Oopsie Doodle.
Tony: Why are you telling me all this?
Steve: *smirks* Because no one will ever believe you.
Tony: Rogers, you sick, sick son of a bitch.
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arrowmaker15 · 4 months
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(Still in the interrogation room, after kicking Robin out)
Batman: Why are you here?
Lord Death-Man: To be your nyemesis!
Batman:
Batman: I will not ask again.
Red Hood: I think he's telling the truth.
Lord Death-Man: I am! And you shall not vanquish me, Batman!
Batman: And why is that?
Lord Death-Man: Because unlike you, I cannot die!
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Red Hood: ...You can't die...?
Lord Death-Man: No! I am immune to death!
Batman: Hood, don't-
Red Hood, pulling a gun out: Bet.
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Part Three of the memes of Cap and Co. (Part One here; Part Two here.)
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months
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SOLLUX: iim not gonna kiill my2elf becau2e iif my depre22iion want2 me dead THAT badly iit2 gonna have two 2tart 2huttiing my fuckiing organ2 down liike a REAL dii2ea2e iin2tead of beiing a fuckiing pu22y and hiidiing iin my braiin and tryiing two get ME two do iit2 diirty work for iit.
SOLLUX: "bluh bluh kiill your2elf!!" kiill me your2elf, you coward.
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teruel-a-witch · 7 months
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~in case of emergency grab your Danno and proceed with caution~
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marenwithanm · 10 months
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Removed from any linkverse stuff, here's an alignment chart based on their in-game personalities lol
Edit: NO NO IM SO WRONG MINISH CAP LINK AND SPIRIT TRACKS LINK NEED TO SWAP ROAD WORK AHEAD IS SO PERFECT FOR SPIRIT TRACKS AKDJAKSJSK
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five-of-cr · 5 months
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