#incorrect cats

[gaylittlewizardcat]

Rum Tum Tugger: If a beautiful person disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Mistoffelees: Well maybe you should have principles

Rum Tum Tugger: You’re right, maybe I should

#i went back and forth between bomba and misto but i think misto fits better for this one #cats the musical #mistoffelees #rum tum tugger #tuggoffelees #incorrect cats

[incorrectjellicles]

Plato: I have a bad feeling about this...

Mungo: What do you mean?

Plato: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Mungo: No?

Plato: That actually explains so much.

#cats the musical #cats musical #incorrect cats #incorrect jellicles #incorrect quotes #Plato #Mungojerrie

[jelliclequotesforjelliclecats]

*Tugger and Misto fooling around in tuggers den when they get interrupted by a knock*

Munk: Tugger? Are you in there?

Misto: *gasps frantically trying to cover himself up* it’s munk! Oh no, what’s he gonna think if he sees his brother like this with me?!

Tugger: *still blissed out, making absolutely no effort to cover anything* uhh, lucky brother?

Misto:

Tugger:

Misto:

Tugger:

Tugger: *dopey grin*

Misto: *physically kicks him off the bed*

#incorrect cats #incorrect quotes #rum tum tugger #munkustrap #mr mistoffelees #tuggoffelees #bros #slightly not safe for work

[rainbowratsstuff]

Human AU

Gus: I’m going to adopt a child.

Mistoffelees: That’s great, who?

Gus: *slams the papers and peninsular onto the table*It’s you, sign here!

Aww that's cute ^^

#cats 2019 #cats #cats musical #incorrect cats #2019 mistoffelees #gus the theatre cat #mistoffelees

[flame-x]

Munkustrap, looking at the latest mess Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have made: Everlasting cat, give me patience.

Rumpleteazer: Isn't the phrase "give me strength"

Munkustrap: If the everlasting cat gave me strength, you'd be dead

Mungojerrie: Well that's not very nice

#cats the musical #jellicle cats #munkustrap #mungojerrie #rumpleteazer #inspired by that generator one #scatterpatter or something #i think #incorrect cats quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect cats #mean like a minx and lean like a lynx

[the-metaphorical-jellicle-cat]

*Through texting probably a 1 AM*

Tugger: LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

Misto: babe

Misto: sleeping

Tugger: ok babe

Misto: we will defeat the Huns later

#source: unknown #incorrect cats quotes #incorrect cats #mistoffelees #rum tum tugger

[incorrect-jellicles]

Mister Mistoffelees: Frankly, I'm offended that you'd ever even think it was me who set the kitchen on fire.

Rum Tum Tugger: So it wasn't you?

Mister Mistoffelees: I mean, yeah, it was, but I'm still offended.

#cats #mister mistoffelees #cats musical #incorrect quotes #incorrect cats #rum tum tugger #incorrect jellicles

[jellicle-chants]

Jemina: Oh, Jellicle moon, we’re really in it now.

#incorrect cats #incorrect quotes #source: myself while driving home in traffic tonight #cats the musical #jemima cats #sillabub

[fluffytuffles]

Etcetera: My dad saw my skill in art and said I should go into NFTS and I said no, those are scams. And he said "I know. I want you to scam people."

#twitter: kosonah #cats the musical #incorrect cats #godhelpthemfam

[mystery-vixen]

Mungojerrie, extremely drunk, stumbling into a hospital at 3am and saying: “One doctor please!” Before passing out on the floor

#incorrect cats #mungojerrie #just imagine #cats the musical #incorrect cats quotes #mine #my headcanons

[gaylittlewizardcat]

Mistoffelees: The “weird little girl” to “strange little man” pipeline is real and it happened to me

#cats the musical #mistoffelees #incorrect cats #trans misto #for the trans misto enjoyers tho I usually see him as some flavor of genderqueer not strictly trans #source: my wretched brain

[incorrectjellicles]

Etcetera: I need you to check under my bed for monsters.

Plato: Look, kid, I appreciate your confidence in me, but if there's a monster it's gonna kill us both.

#cats the musical #cats musical #incorrect cats #incorrect jellicles #incorrect quotes #etcetera #etcetera cats #Plato #Plato cats

[jelliclequotesforjelliclecats]

Tugger: are you ready to commit?

Misto: are we talking about a relationship or crimes here?

Tugger: wha-?

Misto: either way, the answer is yes.

#incorrect cats #incorrect quotes #rum tum tugger #mr mistoffelees #tuggoffelees #be gay do crimes

[rainbowratsstuff]

Misto: I'm sure you wish you were on Demeter's team

Munk: ...have you ever played a game with Demeter?

Misto: no

Munk: have you ever been locked in a steel cage with a wolverine?

#demeter is competitive #demestrap #cats #cats musical #cats the musical #mistoffelees #munkustrap #demeter #incorrect cats #incorrect quotes #source: big bang theory

[flame-x]

Tugger: If you can't beat them, dress better than them

#cats the musical #jellicle cats #rum tum tugger #incorrect quotes #incorrect cats #incorrect cats quotes #mean like a minx and lean like a lynx

[the-metaphorical-jellicle-cat]

Rum Tum Tugger: Mistoffelees and I are no longer friends.

Mistoffelees: That’s literally the worst way to tell people we’re dating.

#incorrect cats quotes #cats incorrect quotes #incorrect cats #mistoffelees #rum tum tugger #because tugger would do this #source: tumblr