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hell420er · 4 months

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Post-Legends Constantine,Fighting literal demons trying to get his magic back: *unlit molotov in one hand, a match in the other*

Chas: What the hell are you doing?

Constantine: there's more then one way to cast fireball mate.

#incorrect quotes #john constantine #Chas Chandler #hellblazer #hell blazer

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qwertyheidi · 1 year

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Cha Haein: So, how long have you and Jinwoo been dating and how's it been?

(Y/N): Haein, I know we're not in school and this is the holidays but I'll still fire you.

Chae Haein: Okay, just start by how long have you been dating him.

(Y/N): Well, he's been dating me for five year but... I've only been dating him for two.

#solo leveling #solo leveling x reader #solo leveling incorrect quotes #cha hae in #sung jin woo #sung jin woo x reader #source: abbott elementary

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stincorrect · 2 years

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(Attempting to Teach Max How to Drive) Steve: Pothole. POTHOLE! TO THE LEFT! Max: Take it back now y’all. Max: *drives into pothole* Lucas: *from the back* Cha cha real smooth. Dustin: *also from the back* I don’t think that’s how the song goes. Steve: *holding on for dear life* Please just take me home. Max: *singing* Country roads. Lucas & Dustin: *also singing* To the plaaace. Max, Lucas, & Dustin: I BELOOOONG. Steve: *close to tears* We’re all gonna die.

#steve harrington #max mayfield #dustin henderson #lucas sinclair #babysitter steve #dad steve #mom steve #look #i don't care if cha cha slide didn't come out until 2000 #just go with it okay?#it's funny and i love it #work with me XD #stranger things #stranger things incorrect quotes #accurate

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pastel-ghot-lolita · 1 year

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*loud screams filling Diasomnia up*

Malleus: What's happening here, Silver?

Silver: Oh, Master Malleus... It's just father.

Malleus: What happened to Lilia?

Silver: Uhm... Yuu showed him this show from their world... Eurovision? It's about countries from a certain location competing against each other in singing and performing.

Malleus: Alright, go on.

Silver: And... Father really wanted this one person to win? Apparently Yuu's whole world was hoping for him to win.

Malleus: A songstress that the Child of Man's entire world likes and wants to be victorious? That's impressive. So, why is Lilia so mad?

Silver: Uhm... The man lost to another country because of the choice of the jury... If it would've been the popularity vote, he'd be the winner.

Malleus: SO-

Lilia, emerging from his room, screeching and singing with tears in his eyes: CHA, CHA CHA, CHA CHA CHA CHA!

#twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #lilia vanrouge #malleus draconia #twst silver #twst yuu #incorrect quote #eurovison 2023 #kaarija #cha cha cha #justice for finland

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sweethome-thoughts · 4 months

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Ui-Myeong : My hungry ass couldn't be a brain surgeon

Hyun-Su : What do you mean ? What do you mean by that ?

#ALL UI MYEONGS ON THIS ACC ARE SEASON 1 UI-MYEONG ‼️#i miss kim seungcheol as uimyeong guys i really do #he had that little sassy cute silly face that made his actions quite goofy in a way #I HATE UIMYEONG !! NUMBER ONE HATER #but kim seungcheol really gave him a goofy vibe for some reason that makes him so easy to parody #does it make sense ?? does it ?? no it doesn't. sorry #sweet home #incorrect quotes #cha hyun su #sweet home netflix #jung ui myeong

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crookedkingdomruinedme · 10 months

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Vincenzo: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Jungwoo:

Vincenzo: Vroom vroom, come out already.

#vincenzo funny #vincenzo incorrect quotes #vincenzo #vincenzo cassano #hong chayoung #hong cha young #jang han seo #jang han seok #jang hanseok #jang hanseo #the jang bros

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icespur · 2 months

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*While the Squad is in a battle* Akiren, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left! Ryuji: Take it back now y'all!

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #incorrect quotes #ren amamiya #akiren #akira kusuru #persona 5 joker #phantom thieves #persona 5 memes #ryuji sakamoto #persona 5 skull #they got rid of the yellow text color #cha cha real smooth #shinanigans #humor

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incorrectbp · 1 year

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woonggi, through a megaphone: attention everyone, i have an announcement!

woonggi: the announcement is that someone gave me access to a megaphone and i'm making it EVERYONE'S problem!

#im obsessed with him #cha woonggi #boys planet #mnet boys planet #incorrect boys planet #incorrect boys planet quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect quotes

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dongyeonsimp · 1 year

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Han Seok: Cha Young doesn't seem interested in me for some reason. Maybe I'm too eager and should play hard to get?

Han Seo under his breath: You're already hard to want in the first place, you prick.

#vincenzo #tvn vincenzo #jang han seo #jang hanseo #the jang bros #vincenzo cassano #jang han seok #jang hanseok #hong cha young #incorrect quotes

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incorrectplanet · 1 year

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lee donggun: so what was it like being in a group with woonggi?

oh sungmin: he once referred to sand as “heterosexual glitter”.

lee donggun:

oh sungmin: it was fun.

#fun fact once like two years ago my dad and i made a bet that there were no kpop idols named jerome #GUESS WHO MADE TEN DOLLARS THAT DAY #mnet boys planet #boys planet #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect boys planet #mnet #to1 #ten oriented orchestra #cha woonggi #oh sungmin #to1 jerome #lee donggun #k group

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quietplace26 · 6 months

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Young-min, grumbling: "I don't actually hate you."

Seung-tak: "Huh? Did you say something?"

Young-min, panicking: "I-I said I'd date you!"

Seung-tak, wide eyed and blushing: "...What?"

Young-min, blushing: "What?"

#ghost doctor #incorrect quotes #cha young min #go seung tak #mintak

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encorrectenha · 1 year

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Cha Junhwan: so when's our next schedule? What are we performing next? I'm so excited to work with you all!

Enhypen:

Sunghoon: bro thinks he's part of the team now

#merry christmas #it was adorable seeing Junhwan stick close to Sunghoon and enhypen during the ending of sbs gayo #cha junhwan 8th member of enhypen?#that black swan cover was really something else though #it was beautiful #incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect enhypen #enhypen #kpop #sunghoon #cha junhwan

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incorrect-web-novels · 1 year

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Fan: I think I'm falling for you. Cha Eugene: [confused] Then get up.

#source: unknown #sourcer: uncorrectintamed #<-sorry my brain is going a mile a minute rn #cha eugene #cha yu jin #cha yu-jin #debut or die #dod #incorrect quotes #incorrect debut or die quotes #incorrect dod quotes

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i-bring-crack · 1 year

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Trequel Solo Leveling Quotes

*some spoilers*

*shipping ranging Jin chul/Jin Woo or Hae In/Jin woo*

Sung Jin Woo, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Sung Jin Woo: THERE. Now send it.

Liu Zhigang: Dude, your english is terrible, are you sure you want to-

Sung Jin Woo: JUST DO IT!

later

Cha Hae In: So what does it say?

Thomas Andre, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."

Cha Hae In:

Thomas Andre:

Cha Hae In: Gross-

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Sung Jin Woo: Come on, Liu Zhigang! How many times do I have to apologize?

Liu Zhigang: Once!

Sung Jin Woo: ...No.

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Cha Hae In: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

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Liu Zhigang: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Sung Jin Woo: Is that a picture of you?

Liu Zhigang: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Sung Jin Woo: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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Sung Jin Woo: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Hae In?

Cha Hae In: No.

Lee Ju Hee : I do!

Sung Jin Woo: I know, Ju Hee .

Lee Ju Hee : I’m sad.

Sung Jin Woo: I know, Ju Hee .

*

Cha Hae In: What are you in the mood for?

Sung Jin Woo: World domination.

Cha Hae In: That's a bit ambitious.

Sung Jin Woo: You are my world.

Cha Hae In: Aww...

Sung Jin Woo:

Cha Hae In:

Sung Jin Woo:

Cha Hae In: OH.

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Sung Jin Woo: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the shadows?

Cha Hae In: They need to learn how to protect us.

*

Liu Zhigang, about Goto Ryuji: Jin Woo, they're an asshole! They have purposely stabbed you on more than one occasion!

Sung Jin Woo : Some of those stabbings where accidental...

Liu Zhigang:

Goto Ryuji: Okay, well, I know for a fact the third time was accidental.

*

Lee Ju Hee , handing a balloon to Cha Hae In: I have no relevance in the story. Have a good day!

Cha Hae In, walking off: I have no relevance either.

*

Liu Zhigang: Some people are like slinkies.

Sung Jin Woo: What?

Liu Zhigang: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Sung Jin Woo:

Sung Jin Woo: Please don't push Goto Ryuji down the stairs.

Liu Zhigang, pushing Goto Ryuji down the stairs: Too late.

*

*Cha Hae In sends more than 5 messages in a row*

Sung Jin Woo: I ain’t reading all that.

Sung Jin Woo: I’m happy for you tho.

Sung Jin Woo: Or sorry that happened.

*

Sung Jin Woo: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Cha Hae In: wHat?

Sung Jin Woo: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Cha Hae In: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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Yoo Jin Hoo: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark*

Yoo Jin Ho: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?"

Associate: Well, I-

Yoo Jin Ho: How about "You banged my mom?"

Associate: No...

Yoo Jin Ho: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.

Yoo Jin Ho: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

*

Sung Jin Woo: Goto Ryuji gets offended by everything.

Goto Ryuji: What did you say about me?!?

Sung Jin Woo:

Sung Jin Woo: Case in point.

*

Thomas Andre: Hey, what are you reading?

Goto Ryuji: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself.

Thomas Andre: Impressive! I must have it for myself!

Woo Jin Chul: So it’s just a Notebook?

Goto Ryuji: It’s just a Notebook.

*

*Cha Hae In falls over*

Sung Jin Woo: Hae In! Are you alright?

Cha Hae In: Is that you, God?

Sung Jin Woo: What?

Cha Hae In: It's just, you sound a lot more like Sung Jin Woo than I expected.

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Yoo Jin Ho: Keep it running. *Tosses keys over shoulder into empty parking lot.*

Yoo Jin Ho: Oh yeah! I was kicked out!

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Yoo Jin Ho, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Woo Jin Chul : I am in charge of this disaster!

Sung Jin Woo: I have a name, you know.

*

Liu Zhigang : We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Woo Jin Chul : Well, that was entirely predictable.

Liu Zhigang : One of them punched a gang member.

Woo Jin Chul : Jin Woo?

Liu Zhigang : Thomas Andre, actually.

Woo Jin Chul : Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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Woo Jin Chul : I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Sung Jin Woo : But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Woo Jin Chul : O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Sung Jin Woo : Is it working?

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Sung Jin Woo: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

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Sung Jin Woo: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

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Thomas Andre: Where is your father?

Sung Jin Woo: What is a father?

Thomas Andre: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

*

Woo Jin Chul : Sung Jin Woo...

Sung Jin Woo: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

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Goto Ryuji, to the sword guild s ranks: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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Cha Hae In: Do you think I’m ugly?

Yoo Jin Ho: It’s not about looks, Cha Hae In. What’s valuable is on the inside...

Cha Hae In: Jin Ho...

Yoo Jin Ho: For example, someone's heart.

Cha Hae In: Aw... Stop it-

Yoo Jin Ho: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know!

Cha Hae In: Seriously, stop.

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Cha Hae In: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Sung Jin Woo: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Sung Jin Woo: What does “take out” mean?

Esil Radiru: Food.

Woo Jin Chul : Dating.

Thomas Andre: Murder.

Liu Zhigang: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

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Kidnapper: I have one of your assosiates.

Sung Jin Woo: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Sung Jin Woo: Which one? I have seven.

Goto Ryuji, distantly: HEY!!!

*

Yoo Jin Ho: You’re from Ohio, right?

Christopher Reed : Okay, first of all, my parents live in Ohio.

Christopher Reed : I live in the moment.

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Thomas Andre: You might not know this, Liu Zhigang, but I am a flawed person.

Liu Zhigang: I do know that.

*

Sung Jin Woo: Zhigang, what are you doing?

Liu Zhigang: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.

Sung Jin Woo: You could always take it out and count it.

Liu Zhigang: Where’s the fun in that?

*

Woo Jin Chul , taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Goto Ryuji, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

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Liu Zhigang: I just found out from Christopher Reed today that when Goto Ryuji died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Cha Hae In said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”

#goto ryuji #sung jin woo #lee ju hee #woo jin chul #liu zhigang #thomas andre #yoo jin ho #cha hae in #solo leveling spoilers #solo leveling manwha #solo leveling #manwha #incorrect solo leveling #incorrect quotes

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sweethome-thoughts · 1 year

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