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iszfyodor · 1 year

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Tachihara: Where are you going?

Teruko: To get ice cream or commit a felony! I’ll decide on the way there.

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lowlightsahead · 8 days

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Dazai: We can no longer mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of this.

Chuuya, getting his bullets ready: Manslaughter, it is

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dazaiskinnie · 3 months

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Dazai: Truth or dare?

Chuuya: Truth

Dazai, smirking: I dare you to make out with me

Chuuya, climbing into Dazai's lap: You best believe I'm not here to lose.

Atsushi: …

Atsushi: He didn't even choose dare

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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 3 months

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Chuuya, unbuttoning shirt: god, isn't it hot in here?

Dazai: yes, but why the hell are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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incorrectsoukokuquotes · 3 months

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Dazai: Do you think it's too late for us to get romantically involved? Chuuya, holding a gun: I think a little.

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sakyira · 1 year

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Chuuya, at Dazai's funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: Of course. *leaves*

Chuuya, leaning over Dazai′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Dazai: Yeah, no shit.

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 5 months

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Dazai : " i don't know how to tell you this chuuya but you're in love with me "

Chuuya : " What ? "

Dazai :

Chuuya : " Oh my god, i am ."

Atsushi : " What kind of confession did i just Witness ? "

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pillonemelody · 6 months

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Comic from an incorrect quote by @flamie-42

WHY IS THE QUALITY SO GOD DAMN BAD?!

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mackerel22 · 6 months

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Dazai: Chuuya and I don't use pet names.

Odasaku: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Dazai: Honey.

*silence*

Dazai: Ha, you thought, bitch.

Chuuya, yelling from another room: What do you want, whore?

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whateveranimex · 7 months

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Chuuya: So what's for dinner? Dazai: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise! Chuuya: ... Chuuya: Is it soup? Dazai: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Chuuya: Please enough with the soup puns! Dazai: Wow, you're soup-per mean. Chuuya: STOP! *one hour later* Chuuya: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

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xpxpxp13 · 12 days

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Im about to give you my favourite headcanon

So we all see Chuuyas bandages around his stomach in his demon SSR costume in tales of the lost but what if it wasnt just for the costume.

What if Chuuya wore these bandages all the time? let me explain.

When Chuuya was 15 he got stabbed by Shirase around his stomach and once it healed it left a pretty nasty scar which reminds Chuuya that he got betrayed by them(the sheep)

Once Dazai found out he hated that he had a scar he gave him some of his bandages and said use them to cover it up so he doesnt have to see it.

Chuuya realised that is why Dazai always wears bandages. Him suggesting this was a moment of weakness for them both.

Neither of them spoke of that day again but they both remember it like it was yesterday.

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flamie-42 · 3 months

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Mori calls Chuuya into his office

Mori: Chuuya-kun I have a very special mission for you

Chuuya: *mildly annoyed* yes sir what is it?

Mori: well you know how much your ability has helped us in the past and how amazing of an asset you are to the Mafia…

Chuuya: what bullshit do I need to save Dazai from now?

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agirlfromanotherworld · 1 month

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Computer: Please enter a password

Dazai: *types in Chuuya*

Computer: Your password is too short

Dazai: Hehe, true

Chuuya, appearing out of nowhere: How fucking DARE YOU

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dazaiskinnie · 5 months

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*Chuuya shitfaced drunk watching a video on his phone*

Chuuya: NO! NO DONT GO THERE! DONT GO INTO THE CHURCH YOU DUMB BITCH!

Dazai: What are you watching chu? A horror movie?

Chuuya, nonchalantly: Our wedding video.

Dazai: …

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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months

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Atsushi: I truly believe water can solve all your problems

Kunikida: weight loss? Drink water

Chuuya: clear skin? Drink water

Dazai: wanna d!e? Drown yourself

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bandaged-bastard · 2 months

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Dazai calling Chuuya: C'mon, pick up already, slug.

Chuuya answering: Yes?

Dazai: Hi, my favorite partner ever~ wire me 2 500 dollars.

Chuuya: Hah? No! Why on earth would I do that?

Dazai: I need it for an escape room!

Chuuya: First of all, fuck you! You went to an escape room without me? And second of all, still no. What kind of escape room even is that expensive?

Dazai: Prison?

Chuuya: ...I'll be there in ten, idiot.

Dazai: I am not in Yokohama.

Chuuya: Neither am I. Make it 15 minutes. I am stopping for ice cream.

Dazai: I want ice cream too!

Chuuya: Too bad. Stay there and think about what you did, idiot.

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