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incorrect-hs-quotes · 1 year

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Meenah: Makin fronds as an adult is th-e worst, i just want to know s-eapl-e alr-eady. no m-eet only know.

Arenea: 8ecome a 8rain witch, pro8lem is when you know most people get freaked out

Meenah: This p-erson said “b-ecome a brain witch” lik-e im suppos-ed to know what that is

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #meenah peixes #aranea serket #mod terezi #what's not clicking #you gotta change your classpect to witch of mind

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landoffreaksandfrogs · 1 year

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a fully realized rogue of heart wouldve stopped murderstuck only slightly unethically

thanks for the quote @incorrect-hs-quotes that made me speculate classpects

#homestuck #homestuck art #incorrect-hs-quotes #nepeta leijon #eridan ampora #nepeta homestuck #eridan homestuck

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wtpb-rcp · 3 months

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WTPB Incorrect quotes+Murder Drones x RCP AU nonsense (reposted because I posted on the wrong account)

Poli: Violence is not the answer.

Roy: IT'S THE QUESTION AND THE ANSWER'S YES

Poli: No, Roy. It is the last resort.

Amber: WHAT?!

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Helly: Life is great!

*in the distance*

Poli: I HAVE TWO SISTERS?!

Amber: Send help, someone is stalking me.

Roy: I should had saved him, I should had saved him...

Jin: So my parents got a divorce, and dad going to another work faraway is an excuse...

Helly: Life isn't great.

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Roy: Have some flowers!

Amber: How dare you cut those poor plants!

Roy: Have some flowers!

Poli: H-h-how dare you fl-fli-flirt with me a-a-and give me c-c-cornflowers!

Roy: Because you're corny, and I like corny.

Poli: *ded due to blushing*

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MD!Roy ("Worker Drone"): Let's tango.

MD!Poli (Disassembly Drone): In this economy?!

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WTPB!Amber: So you're telling me that not only is my stalker your girlfriend in your universe—

*OCSwap!Rita: And?

WTPB!Amber: SHE REPLACED ROY?! And Roy's the stalker psycho?!

OCSwap!Roy: Come on, I don't even like Kevin.

Canon!Amber: Who's Kevin?

WTPB!Poli: And this is why we don't create a portal device that links to parallel universes.

WTPB!Jin, MD!Jin, WTPB!Helly and Canon!Jin: *whistles*

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Helly: Soon may the Wellerman come~

Roy: To give us sugar, and tea, and cu—

Poli: *bonks Roy* No inappropriate references in the house!

Amber with her PPT about s*x talk: *sweats*

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MD!Poli: What's better than one gun?

MD!Helly: *tosses a rifle*

MD!Poli: Duck Hunt!

MD!Jin, facepalming: What did the Solver do to mess with him?

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Mark: Uhh...what happened here?

Jin: Trauma.

*Many eps and a season or so later*

Sandy: Uhh...what happened here?

Mark: Trauma, humanization...and lots of homosexuality.

Helly: And casual violence!

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Helly: I had read Homestuck ever since I ran away...and I'm still on fucking 3.5K pages left. Troll Jegus.

Poli: ...what?

Helly: meet my fandom-illiterate friend.

Poli: HEY!

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Helly taking a Classpect Test: Huh, I wonder why am I the Rogue of Heart.

Also Helly to Poli during Butterfly Effect: *whispering under breath* I dare you; die and I'll commit genocide and take the corpses of my enemies to restore you. *normal voice* And I'll make sure you will be alright!

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Canon!Jin: Why do you want to keep everyone safe?

WTPB!Helly: *military flashbacks*

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*OCs swap roles with the Rescue Team, and their roles swapping is an alternate series of decisions of the WTPB timeline than some random nonsense.

Rita with Poli, C4L4M1T7** with Roy, Matthew Whitelake** with Helly Whitelake, Shell** with Amber, and Steve Harrison with Gwen "Jin" Harrison

**OCs. Info? None, besides C4L4 being the feminine stalker robot that rip-offs GLADoS, and she and Rita are the only females of the OCSwap Rescue Team.

#robocar poli #robocarpoliau #WTPB-stuff-m #aka memes #incorrect quotes #rcp edition #rcp #ft ocs #also added more quotes to the chaos

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the-worstler · 10 days

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Seraph Content Hub

The Beginning

https://www.tumblr.com/the-worstler/747028299041144833/you-are-not-immune-to-codependent-siblings?source=share

Incorrect Quotes 1

https://www.tumblr.com/the-worstler/747029761788985344/emma-about-to-be-banned-from-doing-a-wedding?source=share

Classpect stuff

https://www.tumblr.com/the-worstler/747583353883066368/oh-baby-lets-do-this-mage-of-blood-powers?source=share

#things i want you to reblog

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nintendont2502 · 1 year

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Kerakt - they/them

Prince of Space

Sstretches oout tthe bbegginning oof wwords. Ddoes iit eeeeeven mmore ffor ddramatic eeffect. Hhates eeeeveryone here X:] Ssounds llike aan aasshole mmost oof tthe ttime. Iis aan aasshole mmost oof tthe ttime. Ddoesn’t llike nnew ppeople.

Ciripi - She/her

??? of Void

capitalises IMPORTANT WORDS . doesnt understand the concept of an INSIDE VOICE . will BITE people who tell her to shut up . is a little bit FERAL but thats okay she deserves it .

BONUS: two unfinished characters + arrtems classpect + way too many incorrect quotes under the cut because. i deserve it

Knaull (censored deadname by meta character), later ??? (he/him, later she/her)

Rustblood

???

<3< Scylan (later)

Tailiv - she/they

Purpleblood

???

Arrtem - Page of Breath (one who creates or provides freedom/independence/direction for others - relates to how he (eventually) helps calm Scylan down and make her stop doing. everything shes doing

II llove uunhinged wwomen bbut II aalso llove wwomen wwho ttry sso ffucking hhard tto bbe hhinged. Cclinging tto tthose hhinges bby hher ffingernails

i will KILL for you . please let me KILL for you .

Did KerAkt get elden ring?

no theyre SCARED of it

Why Are they scAred 0f it?

the MONSTERS

theyre called . th . theyre called RESPONSIBLITIES because they keep fucking RESPAWNING .

Wwriggler sscreaming: AAAAAA

Mme: rreally ddont llike yyour vvibes rright nnow bbro

anxiety really crampss my sstyle like how am i going to sseem chill and fun if i often sstart trembling and breafing heafily and defeloping a look of impending doom in my eyess :<

Behold . i show you a small handful of PEBBLES . you are UNSURE of what im trying to get you to SEE . BEHOLD . i SHAKE the pebbles and start laughing TRIUMPHANTLY . it is still UNCLEAR what i think im doing

I hAte m0dern Art but I Als0 hAte trAditi0nAl Art. Furry Art is the reAl mAster crAft And n0 0ne wAnts t0 Admit it. It tAkes A l0t 0f skill to Anthr0p0m0rphize every AnimAl p0ssible And Als0 Add c0ck And bAlls t0 it.

Wwent tto tthe ffarmers mmarket yyesterday. Hhadn’t ggone oout iin oover aa yyear.

Gguy sselling mmushrooms aasked hhow I wwas ddoing.

Ii ppanicked aand ddid aan aawkward llittle sshimmy ddance aat hhim. Hhe wwordlessly ddid iit bback.

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Ccan’t sstop tthinking aabout tthis iinteraction.

im turning efil

H0w? Why?

i jusst am. sstay out of womenss bussinessss.

BITES you BITES you BITES you BITES you BITES you .

#theyre <3 btw. if you even care #i dont know why but i love making characters that come in pairs #< thats a lie i do know why #i also love breaking those pairs up for drama #ciripi #kerakt #fantrolls #brain blorbos #arrtem #scylan #i am so tired holy shit #sleep time methinks #me.txt

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classpectingshitposts · 3 years

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Space, sighing: Isn’t there a goddess out there willing to turn me into Medusa so that men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences?

Doom: Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa.

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #incorrect classpecting quotes #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect classpect quotes #homestuck #classpecting #classpect #aspect #space #doom #mod astrid #be your own medusa!

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ildri-artblog · 5 years

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Wasted sketchbooks

#homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #dirk strider #hs #terezi pyrope #jade harley #oc #homestuck original character #homestuck fancharacter #fancharacter #original character #sketch #homestuck incorrect quotes #classpect incorrect quotes #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect classpect quotes

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amembivert · 5 years

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Maid: From the bottom up, once more...

Knight: Okay.

Maid: So, you two decided to create a person.

Bard: Yup.

Maid: As in, real-life avatar?

Bard&Knight: Exactly.

Maid: You created an e-mail address for this avatar of yours... And you use it to get out of school?

Knight: Uh-huh. Personnel only.

Maid: And it worked...how many times?

Bard: Few times a week, a whole month now.

Maid: ...

Maid: I'm in.

(based on a true fucking story.)

#homestuck #homestuck classpect #homestuck aspects #homestuck headcanons #homestuck god tier #maid #bard #knight #irl friends #homestuck incorrect quotes

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bad-hs-sprite-edits · 6 years

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Some stuff I made in the @incorrect-hs-quotes discord server smh

Please give credit if you use these!! }:o)

The Bard of Thirst 1.0/The ”Salmon is for Desire” Palette

The Gods of Thirst (Alt. Palette by @thatoneawkwardfluffboy)

And finally the Gods of “Adult Sites” }:o//

#I literally can not express how much I hate myself hjfsdgh #it's 11:30 #bad-hs-sprite-edits #thatoneawkwardfluffboy #incorrect-hs-quotes #discord #thirst #not really a request more of a suggestion but i'll tag both #request #suggestion #homestuck #homestuck edit #homestuck sprite edit #god tier edit #homestuck god tier edit #homestuck fan aspect #aspect #classpect

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classpectiing · 5 years

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Brand New Classpect Blog!

Hello! I just made this blog and I am offering:

general analysis

help with lands and quests

speculations about powers

shitposting and incorrect quotes

A promo would be appreciated!

#classpect #homestuck #god tier #classpect analysis #sburb #heck idk what other tags

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 years

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Rose, holding a notebook in which she is dissecting the possible classpects and lunar sways of every musician in the 2000's alternative scene: Mentally ill moment: in progress.

#submission #source: me. im currently doing this #//#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #rose lalonde #mod terezi #is modest mouse alternative and if so what classpect would they be?

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utopianparadoxist · 6 years

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My 11th grade english teacher taught us that writers go over their work again and again-- they don't put every bit of symbolism in their first draft, that gets added later. How on earth did Andrew Hussie put so much symbolism in Homestuck when it was updated whenever he finished the next page? He couldn't have thought all this out ahead of time, could he?

Your English teacher was wrong, for starters. The presumption that all writers develop their work the same way is flat-out incorrect. I know writers who can only write with outlines, writers who don’t use outlines at all, writers who believe they’re writing out events that happened in some other place in the multiverse, and writers who strongly attest to just the opposite.

Depending on who you ask, writing is intellectual or personal or philosophical or spiritual or any combination of the above, and no two people approach it identically. Writing, like all art, is as personal an alchemy as the construction of your own identity.

So it’s entirely possible Hussie is a writer who could indeed have thought a lot of this out ahead of time. I don’t know the guy and am not in the habit of speculating as to his nature or allowing ideas about what’s “possible” for a writer to influence how I read the text, because usually what people think is “possible” is just a bunch of self-limiting bullshit. That said, I don’t really know how Hussie wrote the story, beyond a few methods that are beginning to seem self-evident to me. We’re lucky in that one such method is one he’s discussed himself, presented here through @curlicuecal ‘s excellent roundup of Hussie’s quotes on writing:

The takeaway here is that Hussie is a very rules-focused author, who values consistency and strict adherence to the parameters he lays out. This is specifically about character writing, but Homestuck is a rules-focused narrative in all things, so it’s easy to extrapolate elsewhere:

The Alpha Timeline, Classpects, Roleplay, The Active/Passive Spectrum, Denizen symbolism, Dreamselves–all have corresponding sets of rules, whether they be guides for behaviors, logical consequences to actions taken, or the fundamental structures of the setting itself.

It’s also demonstrably true that Hussie is something of a culture remixer, who will freely adapt entire plotlines from other sources for a particular character’s arc if it’s useful to his goal.

So I’d suggest that this hypothesis is somewhat likely: At least insofar as the Gnostic symbolism that pervades the entire story goes, you’re mixing up cause and effect.

Hussie didn’t need a second draft to “add” symbols to his story, because Homestuck is built around the symbols in the first place.It’s worth noting that Homestuck itself puts a massive emphasis on the power of Symbols through the TRAGICALLY overlooked Drunk Rose District section:

So, for example, Hussie didn’t need to know every minute twist and turn of Caliborn’s ridiculous story in order to build him up as a compelling villain--he just needed to start Homestuck’s story with the understanding that it was about being “Trapped” in a flawed world created by a “Yaldabaoth” figure:a flawed, evil Creator God associated with the Sun.

This means Hussie could use the symbol of the Sun to stand in as a symbol for Yaldabaoth/the central antagonist, which is precisely what we see him do:

And the details of the antagonist’s nature could be developed and presented later, linking the character to the Symbol explicitly in any number of ways:

Like the red sun being presented later in Caliborn’s artwork, “Homosuck”--represented by his red cheek spiral, no less.

Hussie could also hypothetically build from the symbolism already associated with Yaldabaoth to flesh out the character further. All it would take is some cursory research on, say, Wikipedia or other freely accessible texts like Jung’s 7 Sermons.

The Demiurge is sometimes described as an Angel, and through association with Samael, specifically an Angel of Death. There we get LE embodying Death to Troll-kind, and Caliborn and Calliope’s Cherubic origins. So on and so forth. This is the logic that guides my approach in researching everything Homestuck presents, not just Caliborn. The Classpects, the Denizens, particular character beats--everything. So far, I think it’s been pretty fruitful, so I might be onto something with all this.

And doing this kind of freeballing, primarily online research for mythbuilding would also make a lot of sense if Hussie were, for example, writing primarily for an online audience known for researching and analyzing pretty much everything the story presents.

It would in fact be quite efficient to include some references to Wikipedia and then litter the story with thematic and symbolic callouts, letting the fandom pick up the threads and apply them to the plot, which itself would benefit from being able to focus on itself without having to take the time to explain and break down every symbol and reference.

Again it’s worth saying that this is just me guessing based off what I’ve seen in Homestuck itself. I have no idea if Hussie actually approached the story at all like this. I could well be wrong.

But whether or not it’s true in Hussie’s specific case, it’s certainly a way one could plausibly construct a story like Homestuck, if one were inclined to write a very complex story with profound symbology and approached writing as a process of setting and then holding to a series of rules.

So whether or not it’s true here, I think it lends a certain logic to how stories like Homestuck could be written, and that makes it a valuable exercise in critical analysis and in considering how I might like to write things someday, myself.

Writing works like this is certainly not impossible. It just takes a little foresight, persistence and commitment to a certain work style, and good foundational design.

#Anonymous #Analysis Asks #My MSPA Analysis #Homestuck #Narrative construction #Writing #Creative writing

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classpectingshitposts · 3 years

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Time: What gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?

Breath, immediately thinking something up: Her/She.

Void, jumping in out of nowhere: Holy shit...that pun was pretty...sweet ;)

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #incorrect classpecting quotes #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect classpect quotes #homestuck #classpecting #classpect #aspect #time #breath #void #mod astrid #finger guns

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classpectingshitposts · 3 years

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Literally every Knight ever: fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight