Joel: Y'all are fucking ugly.
Erick: Not you calling me ug-
Joel: Except you, bro.
Erick: Bro.
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ZABDIEL ONCE SAID
Directly from my twitter account.
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Leo: Tan enamorados de ti, que la-
Calypso: *swiftly kisses him on the lips*
Calypso: *pulls away* that was frikking adorable but plsssss don't sing again...
Leo: -noche dura un poco mas
Calypso: OH LORD TAKE ME AWAY!!!
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Joel: Date someone who will wake you up at 2am and drag you outside to look at the stars🥺😍
Zabdiel: I can assure you if anyone and I mean anyone wakes me up at 2 am to look at the fucking sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Joel: I used to think to myself, "how could another person kill someone?"
Joel: and then I met Chris and I was like "oh okay"
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Richard: dont fear death- fear the state you’ll die in
Christopher, whispering fearfully: New Jersey
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Zabdiel: I slept for almost twelve hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for twelve more just in case.
Chris: Zab, that’s a coma.
Zabdiel: Sounds festive.
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Richard: What are you, five?
Zabdiel: Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Richard:
Zabdiel:
Zabdiel: Please don’t kill me.
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perrie edwards said “tranqui, yo perreo sola”
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Day 109 of quarantine
Zabdiel: Yahtzee!
Richard: Zab, we're playing Uno
Zabdiel: oh then, Uno
Joel, through a computer screen: we haven't started yet
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Joel: Zabdiel, if I'm a girl, would you fuck me?
Zabdiel: Yes.
Joel: Really?
Zabdiel: Even if you're not a girl, I would still fuck you.
Joel: Bro.
Zabdiel: Bro.
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christopher velez. that’s it, that’s the caption.
@papichriscnco x
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joel: zabdi your cat is running away
zabdiel: it’s ok
joel: but that’s your cat
zabdiel: i never expected commitment from it anyways
richard: ...like owner like cat
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Ali: So what's the new rule?
The boys: No daring Christopher and Erick to do stupid shit
Ali: And why's that?
Christopher and Erick: [grumpily] because we have no regard for our personal wellbeing
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Erick: hey what does coffee taste like?
Richard: unfortunately, not as good as it smells
Erick: oh.
Erick: so like shampoo
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Chris: you're blocking the view.
Joel: I am the view.
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