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skylarinfinity · 7 months

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villain: [looking at deadpool and m/n with scared] who are you?! [pointing his gun at them]

m/n: [smirk under his mask] we-

deadpool: wait! [pull out his phone and play song] ♪and i don't dress for villains or for innocents i'm on my vigilante shit again♪

m/n: [sighed] please ignore him [shot the villain on their head]

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bitrashteddy · 2 years

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Peter: I am in a... situation

Wade: What situation?

Peter: I spent the entire weekend writing fanfiction instead of studying for my exams or doing any of the things on my to do list and now I'm officially losing my fucking mind- I'm so done for

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marvellyous-archive · 2 years

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Wade, banging on the door: Petey! Open up!

Peter: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Wade: No, I meant-

Matt: Let him finish.

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super-marvel-dc · 3 months

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Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.

Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 3 months

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Daredevil, about Spiderman: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Deadpool: Are we stealing them?

Y/N: New or used?

Daredevil: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Wade: Wait… You’re a lesbian?! How?!

Carol: It started off as a seven day free trial, but I forgot to cancel, so here we are.

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captainwaffles · 1 year

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Dionysus: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Dionysus: Not you Nico. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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kaethefangirl · 3 months

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Matt: I thought you were unserious and childish when I met you.

Peter: oh.

Matt: But then I met Wade, and now you seem professional and serious.

Peter: Wade isn't that goofy.

Wade: *in his room interrogating his stuffed unicorn* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA!?

Peter: Statement retracted.

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ungrateful-sneeze · 7 months

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Peter: *bored in his apartment so he turns on the news*

The news: “New York and the world are in mourning as Spider-Man was seen last night being stabbed in the head by pole. The city has been setting up memorials for the hero and-“

Peter: …

Wade: *bursts through his window, still wearing Peters suit and still with the pole in his head* ok, so I know you said not to take the suit…

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Y/N: *after Tony catches her in the middle of setting up a prank* And besides, nobody’s getting hurt!

Peter: *falls off the ceiling*

Tony: …

Y/N: …

Y/N: That guy was already up there when I got here

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waterfire1848 · 2 months

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[ Zuko seeing Azula and Ty Lee holding hands. ]

Zuko: What in the world?

Azula: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant-

Zuko: Woah. Pump the hate breaks, Fox & Friends. I’m just surprised anyone would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.

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skylarinfinity · 8 months

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[m/n and deadpool waiting for she hulk and daredevil at a rooftop]

daredevil: sorry we late-

she hulk: [look at m/n and deadpool with confused] since when yours suit rainbow?

deadpool: [jumping up and down to show off his wig and suit that attached to rainbow tutu skirt] happy pride day!!!

daredevil: isn't pride month only on june?

m/n: everyday is a pride day!!! [toss daredevil and she hulk rainbow suit]

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bitrashteddy · 2 years

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Wade: Don't you look-

Peter, dressed in a skirt, overknees and oversized shirt with perfect eyeliner: Hot?

Peter: Yea, I'd like to feel good about myself before going to therapy so I have at least a slither of serotonin before being mentally fucked for the next 10 business days

Wade: Would you like a hug?

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marvellyous-archive · 2 years

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Spider-man: Is Deadpool sleeping or dead?

Daredevil: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Spider-man: Yea, makes sense.

Deadpool: Okay, first off all, How dare you all-

Daredevil: Well, there goes my hope.

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incorrect-piltover-quotes · 1 month

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Jayce: What in the fuck-knuckles is this?

Caitlyn, holding hands with Vi: She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit.

Jayce: Whoa! Pump the hate breaks, fox and friends. I'm just surprised anyone would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.

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marvellover76 · 2 months

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Mobius: Please tell me you didn't drag Wade into this.

Y/n: I didn't drag Wade into this.

*knock on the door*

Loki: Who's that?

Y/n: I think you already know.

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