#incorrect diego quotes

[diamondri]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

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[hihomeghere]

I’m so normal about them

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[topperscumslut]

it’s literally him

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[highlyincorrect]

Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE

Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???

Diego; He’s asleep!

Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!

Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

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[itstheghostofmypast]

*At Luther's wedding*

Y/N: Bet you three shots he'll cry.

Five: I bet you four he'll throw up.

Y/N: I bet you two shots we'll pull through this too.

Five: seven that we'll all die, love.

Lila: Do they realise this is called alcoholism?

Diego: Shhh...just watch

Y/N: Two shots say you'll be kissing me tonight.

*Five takes two shots, smirks at her blushing face*

Lila: wtf?

Diego: It's giving love.

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[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Diego: Deadname or misgender my brother and your pronouns will be was/were

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[thehargreevesfamily]

Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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[yanderetheumbrellaacademy]

Y/n: You think you're smarter than everyone else Five: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am Diego: Cocky bastard for a guy who's mentally 40+ years older than his girlfriend Five: Fuck off- I know where you sleep asshole Diego: And I know where your girlfriend sleeps Five: Are you threatening my girlfriend? Diego, rubbing your head: I could never hurt this cute head. But I could hurt you

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[cod-dump]

Graves: Price was complaining about feeling old and I told him he was still hot

Graves: He gave me a very geniune ‘thank you’ afterwards, too. At the end of our conversation he told me I was pretty good looking myself and Ghost overheard that part and now is pretty pissed at me

Graves: Guess I have to piss him off even more by fucking his dad

Diego: … where the fuck did that come from?

Valeria: Shh, let him talk. This is how I found put about Alejandro’s ornamental egg collection

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[thehandl3r]

The Handler: I’m writing my autobiography. Any tips?

Five: Kill off the main character.

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[kasinonightlife]

Viktor: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Diego: *Crouches down*

Klaus: *Kneels down*

Luther: *Sits on the floor*

Five: *Stands on a chair*

Viktor:

Viktor: I hate all of you.

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[hihomeghere]

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[moonyswritinq]

diego : "come on, just admit you have a thing for Five."

you : "no, I do not. 'Cause I'm not the kind to fall for a guy who flashes a smile."

five, overhearing : *sends you a smug smile*

klaus : "yes, you are."

you : "yes, I am."

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[highlyincorrect]

Klaus: Five sent me a get better soon card

Diego: Oh, that’s nice-

Five: He’s not sick, I just think he could do fucking better with his life

Diego:

Klaus, admiring his card with tears in his eyes: I’m framing this

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[itstheghostofmypast]

Five: If there is one thing I'm thankful for it's-

Diego: Your family?

Klaus: Bloodshed?

Luther: Alcohol?

Victor: Coffee?

Five:...

Y/N: Guys...can we please exchange our vows without interruptions?

Ben *hands Five a gun* arent you glad I'm your best man?

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[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Diego: *To his 4 year old son* I just got off the phone with Santa and he is so angry about what you did that I am genuinely afraid for your life.

Diego: We need to put you in hiding because at this point I think he would even kill me to get to you.

Lila: Good one

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