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Avengers as Things I’ve Said While Angry

Natasha: If you like your kidneys where they are, walk away right now.

Steve: Why are you booing me, I’m right? I’m always right, that’s what being me means.

Peter: (after someone was mean to a friend) If you EVER touch my special sweet snowflake again, I will DESTROY you, but like in a nice way. Which will just make it even more humiliating for you.

Stephen: I‘ve already killed you in my head 16 times. Whoops, there’s 17.

Tony: Sorry, you need an IQ of at least 3 digits to argue with me.

Loki: Were you speaking? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me being so much better than you.

Bucky: The fact that this much stupidity can be in a single person who’s still alive is enough to make me question the whole ‘survival of the fittest’ thing.

Bruce: *long sigh* No. Just, no. I’m not dealing with you, go away.

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Peter: When Freud said bisexuality is what happens when you don't fully develop a brain, he was right and I'm proof.
Stephen: Freud is a 'lil bitch, my idiocy doesn’t have anything to do with bisexuality and all to do with my own hubris.
Tony: I get offended when Freud says I’m a dumbass because I’m bi, because I feel like he’s overlooking all the other perfectly valid reasons I’m a dumbass.
Stephen: I'm bi and a dumbass, but those qualities are unrelated.
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Tony: Tall people, if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny leg. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs, I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITANS!

Stephen: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day.

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