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prismolovesfanfiction · 6 months
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Dr. Jack Bright : Honey, you forgot your lunch~
Dr. Jack Bright : So I thought it would be, like, cool if I break a rule and deliver your lunch!
Y/N : Aww and I’m here with YOUR lunch! God, we’re cute
Dr. Jack Bright : So damn cute!
[Gunshots sounds]
Dr. Jack Bright : Shit— more guards are coming. Didn’t think they’d be here this fast.
Dr. Jack Bright : Okay good luck on your first day, I love you so much. I’ll see you later tonight!
Y/N : Love you more! Byee! *makes kissy noises*
Fellow researcher, stares judgingly :
Y/N : What? 🤨
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jacob-the-human · 7 months
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SCP-049: "imagine losing a fight to an orange blorb that doesn't even like violence"
SCP-076: "LMAO couldn't be me"
SCP-682: "f*ck off, you don't know the full story"
Dr. Bright (with a suspiciously large box): "hey guys wanna see something that could knockout even 682!?"
SCP-682: "Don't you f*cking dar-"
SCP-049: "Yes!"
Dr. Bright: *opens the box revealing SCP-999*
SCP-999: *Happy blorb noises*
SCP-682: "That's f*cking it!" *rips Dr. Bright in half*
Dr. Bright: "w-worth i-it..." *Dies*
The Administrator: "oh great! Somebody get a D-class over here. Oh And also." *Pulls out a comically long list* "another thing Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation"
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littlespace-soldier · 4 months
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Gears: How do you connect with a fictional character?
Bright: What?
Iceberg: What?
Clef: What?
Glass: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
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ijumpbridges · 7 months
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Bright: We lost Able ... oh god we are so fucked ...
Caïn: Nah don't worry ...
Caïn, screaming: OLD SWORDS FOR SALE !
Able, appearing out of nowhere: MINE MINE MINE !
Able, sees no swords around: Where are the swords bitch?!
Caïn: Where are the swords? Where were you?!
Abel: that’s not your business!!!
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megacandy420 · 2 years
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Dr Clef: Welcome to the 1st official Coordinated Activity Session of Site 19.
173, 096, 999, 053, 035, 682, 079, 073, 076, 049: *all sitting at those plastic kid tables in preschools, staring with a range of awe and confusion on their faces*
Dr Kondraki: *aggressively slams colored paper, markers, pencils, and crayons down on the table*
I don’t care if you don’t see him as a father figure, we’re making Dr Bright Father’s Day cards. Go.
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Dr Bright: *sees the cards in his lab*
Dr Bright: *cries in proud dad*
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zencefilllikurabiye · 8 months
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Glass: Jack, be careful.
Bright: I'm always careful.
Glass: Your medical records says otherwise.
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sillyscpstuff · 23 days
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Jack Bright: Go big or go home! Simon Glass: Please, for once in your life, just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home. Jack Bright: I'm going big!
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Cleric: [to Warlock] A full minute of stunned silence means "My god, what did you do?", not "please continue".
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jack-of-amulets · 8 months
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Bright: This date suuuucks.
Glass: This isn't a date, I'm going to the store.
Bright: Then why did you invite me?
Glass: I didn't. I specifically told you "Jack, don't come with me." and you told me "Fuck you, Simon. I do whatever I want."
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Glass: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Kondraki : A bit tipsy I think?
Bekar: Drunk. Very drunk.
Clef : Wasted.
Bright: Dead. Absolutely deceased
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[During the foundation annual Christmas party]
Dr. Jack Bright, clearly tipsy, with a mic in hand : mAY I HAVE EVERYONE’S ATTENTION PLEASE?!
[Everyone turns to Bright, now curious]
Dr. Jack Bright, wobbles a bit : I’D LIKE TO CONCLUDE THIS PARTY BY SAYING THAT—
Dr. Jack Bright : I THINK ALL MARRIAGE IS A SHAM!
Dr. Jack Bright, shows off his wedding ring : EXCEPT FOR MY OWN MARRIAGE TO MY DARLING BELOVED OVER THERE! *waves to you with a stupid grin*
Y/N, happily waves back, also showing off the wedding ring :
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sweet--candy · 9 months
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Dr. Gears: “I’ve left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.”
Dr. Bright: “Mine just says ‘Jack, no.’”
Dr. Gears: “I want you to apply that to every possible situation.”
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littlespace-soldier · 4 months
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Glass: Look guys, I need help.
Gears: Love help?
Bright: Financial help?
Clef: Emotional help?
Iceberg: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Iceberg*
Iceberg: What?
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arson-jellyfish69 · 9 months
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Bright: Wait people who speak other languages sometimes insult you to your face or when you're right next to them !? That's a thing !?
Caïn: ...
Able: ...
035: ...
049: ...
106: ...
Kondraki: Nobody fucking tell him.
Anyone who can, will. It's not a matter of 'if' it's a matter of 'when'
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dearloonies · 3 months
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Dr. Bright: Every once in a while I think to myself "why do I have all these mental disorders, surely my childhood wasn't bad" and then I have an interaction with my father and I understand.
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