#incorrect egos quotes

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Dick: As your favorite sibling-

Tim: That’s Helena.

Dick: She’s a cousin at best. As you’re favorite legally related sibling-

Tim: That’s Cass.

Dick: As your favorite Brother-

Tim: That’s Duke.

Dick: As your favorite OLDER brother-

Tim: That’s Jason.

Dick: I never tried to kill you.

Tim: In this life no-

#incorrect batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #dick grayson #red robin #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #duke thomas #signal dc #helena bertinelli #huntress #cassandra cain #black bat #dick struggles with the concept of no longer being Tim’s favorite #twelve year old Tim being obsessed with him boosted his ego SO much

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2630

Roommate meeting. (Dialogue from What We Do in the Shadows.)

#iplier egos #markiplier #wilford warfstache #darkiplier #googleplier #dr. iplier #the host #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: what we do in the shadows #vid: markiplier tv

[zee-rambles]

April (slams hand on table): All right you, spill. Boys or girls?

Leo: Or?

April: Pay up!

Donnie: HOW ARE YOU NOT GAY?

Leo (pointing to himself): You seriously think I would deprive one half of the population from all this?

#I know the popular headcannon is that he’s gay but I feel like he’s got the whole #I-am-attraccted-to-anyone personality #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #save rottmnt #tmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt season 3 #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt incorrect quotes #disaster twins #april o'neil #bi Leo #bisexual #ego is way too big for only one gender #wants all the love and can’t get enough #unpause rottmnt #bi disaster #keep rise trending #keep rottmnt trending #lgbtq #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

[wilhelm-laugh]

Ego: so these are our top strikers, you can pick anybody you want.

Sae: this is boring. You’re sure you don’t have anyone else?

Ego: we’ve got one more but he’s in… detention.

Sae: What for?

Ego: roundhouse kicking your brother in the face.

Sae: I want that one.

#how I imagine that exchange went #blue lock #bllk #sae itoshi #ego jinpachi #shidou ryusei #bllk incorrect quotes

[moonch8ld]

Stiles: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Derek: I do have a sense of humor you know

Stiles: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Derek: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

#derek hale #stiles stilinski #sterek #teen wolf #funny #incorrect quotes #burn! #poor stiles #sassy Derek is my fav! #Derek out here ruining Stiles ego

[tumblingxelian]

Enid: Celebratory glitter!! (Throws some glitter) Stranger: Wow, must be hard to keep that wild girlfriend of yours out of trouble. Wednesday: (Stares) Enid has on numerous occasions had to place me in "Air Jail" in order to stop me from flinging myself into the maws of monsters and murderous men armed with nothing but a tooth pick and an overwhelming conviction that I can never die.

#wenclair #wednesday addams #Enid Sinclair #wednesday x enid #wednesday netflix #wednesday 2022 #I love that in contrast to the usual energetic one stupid restrained one smart dynamic #The one who hold the common the sense between Enid & Wednesday is objectively Enid #This isn't to say Wednesday isn't smart but she has zero self preservation instincts & an ego the size of the moon #Bumbleby also sort of had this though once Blake dealt with her trauma they evened out #Incorrect quotes #Text Post #Wednesday will die on any hill & has the self preservation instincts of a Chihuahua trying to take on a wolf

[foxtamer113]

Dark: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Wilford, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

#Darkstache #Darkiplier #Wilford Warfstache #Markiplier egos #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect ego quotes #lmao

[hearts4dorlene]

James: Well, what do you think? Aren't I a fabulous chef?

Regulus: Hm, its okay, not too bad

Remus: Merlin, rookie mistake, Black

Sirius: Not the response he was looking for Reg

James: *sobbing, screaming* YOU DONT THINK IM FABULOUS???

Regulus: I NEVER-

#regulus black is done with life #james potter is a drama queen #james potter has an ego but we love him for it #james potter is an excellent chef #remus lupin is so done with their shit #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #jegulus #marauders era #regulus black #james x regulus #regulus x james #james potter would do this #sirius being sirius

[braxix]

Elrond: You're an idiot.

Celebrimbor: Thank you.

#At least Elrond keeps him humble #no ego to make him do stupid things like his father and grandfather #doesn't mean he doesn't do stupid thing #*cough* Annatar *cough* #lotr #lord of the rings #silmarillion #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect quotes #elrond #lotr elrond #elrond peredhel #celebrimbor #lotr celebrimbor

[incorrectgotgquotes]

The High Evolutionary: Would you fuck your clone? Asking for science.

Drax: I would not because that would be gay sex and I’m not gay.

Quill: I’m not gay but I would totally fuck my clone.

Nebula: I’m gay but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird.

Thor: I’d fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed.

Loki: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Kraglin: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.

Gamora: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Rocket: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Mantis: It’s not the same as masturbating, it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Adam: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.

Ego: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro clone-fucking I am.

Groot: <You guys are nasty and I’m, frankly, a little concerned.>

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #gamora #drax the destroyer #rocket raccoon #groot #mantis #nebula #kraglin #adam warlock #ego the living planet #thor #source: tumblr #High Evolutionary #loki

[goldengay49]

Texas: “I don’t like this whole modern… feminist crap! I like old media”

California: “i have this book. It was written in 1510, it’s from Spain and it’s called Las Sergas De Esplandian”

Texas: “thanks, some old fashion literature!”

*a few hours later*

Texas: “You goddamn—“

#wttt #wttt fandom #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt headcanons #wttt fanfic #wttt texas #wttt florida #wttt new york #wttsh #wttt incorrect quotes #wttsh California #wttsh texas #California has the book for his fucking ego #Texas thinks strong women characters are a modern thing

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

[Rooster and Hangman have a secret relationship]

Phoenix: Bagman, have you heard

about Rooster's secret boyfriend?

Hangman: *shrugs* Yeah, he might have mentioned him.

Phoenix: So, Bradshaw, when are we going to meet this new, secret man?

Rooster: ...I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.

Hangman: Yeah, I don't think he's up to it.

Phoenix: I want to meet this guy who's the “best sex he ever had”.

Hangman to Phoenix: *gloating* REALLY!? That's what you heard?

Rooster: *winces*

Hangman to Rooster: *grins* You said that?

Rooster: *grimaces* I might have.

~~~ ~~~ ~~~

[Later. Hangman joins Phoenix and Rooster at the Hard Deck]

Hangman: Bradshaw! Can I ask you a technical question?

Rooster: Sure.

Hangman: When you're flying inverted...that means your new boyfriend is better in bed than any man you ever had?

Phoenix: *slaps his thigh, feigning shock*

Rooster: *stares at Hangman in disbelief*

Phoenix: ...

Phoenix: Is he?

Rooster: *glares at her*

#did jake's ego need such a boost? I don't think so #hangster #sereshaw #hangaroo #incorrect quotes #source: friends #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace #tgm #rooster #hangman #hangman x rooster #rooster x hangman #roohang #rooshang #bradley bradshaw x jake seresin #jake seresin x bradley bradshaw #hangman top gun #rooster top gun

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2610

(Dialogue from Baldur's Gate 3.) Bonus:

#wilford warfstache #jacksepticeye #antisepticeye #chase brody #markiplier #incorrect quotes #iplier egos #septic egos #marks and rec misc #source: baldur's gate 3 #vid: warfstache interviews markiplier #vid: say goodbye #death mention

[accio-sriracha]

Everyone shut up and tell me I'm pretty.

-Sirius Black, at some point, probably.

#sirius black #sirius orion black #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #sirius is a drama queen #hes so pretty #remus always tells him because nobody else will #they refuse to feed his ego #its massive #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect sirius black quotes #incorrect quotes

[septicwriters]

Dark: "Get on your knees."

Anti:....

Dark: "I said get down on the ground!"

Anti: "What? S̛o ̕we ca̴n ̛t̛alk to͏ e͜a͜ch̀ot͡he̷r̛ at ̛th͏e͞ ͡sa̵m̨e h̶ie͝g̀ht̕?"

#jacksepticeye #jse egos #jacksepticeye egos #markiplier #Markiplier egos #incorrect quotes #Dark is gonna come for Anti and I's kneecaps #avenge me! #fullmetal alchemist

[faeriescorpio]

Dark: Do you have any family traditions? Wilford: Nope. But every year on my birthday I take a bite out of my windowsill because I get so excited.

#markiplier #incorrect ego quotes #markiplier egos #wilford warfstache #markiplier ego incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes markiplier egos #darkiplier #inspo: @aallleeexxxxxx1 on twitter #incorrect quotes