#incorrect fantastic four quotes

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Sandman: Spiderman will come to me if he wants his boyfriend alive.

Johnny inside an hourglass: I wouldn’t say I’m his boy, like we got together a few times, but no biggie, it’s not like we have anything more

Johnny: unless he said. Did he say something?!

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[doodleferp]

Monks: Now, Master, this mask is done but it is VERY hot. You can’t put it on yet.

Doom, a 20-something who will never let anyone or anything stop him: So you think Doom a CHICKEN, do you?

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[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N walks into the lab…

Y/N: Reed can you make me some fireproof clothing?

Reed: why? Can’t stand getting close to Jane?

Y/N: no the opposite

Reed: huh?

Y/N: she keeps burning my clothing on purpose

Jane walks thru and gives Y/N a sly wink…

Jane: see you tonight hot stuff

For @jacelion

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[lukas-dusk]

Peter : did you tell everyone we're dating?

Wade : Yes, Petey. I have no self control and I told everyone we're dating.

Peter : OK, no need for sarcasm.

Wade : No, seriously. I have no self control and told everyone that we know, from Avenger, fantastic four, X-men, and the Sinistres Six.

Peter : THE SINISTRES SIX ?!

Wade : and the daily bugle...

J. Jonah Jameson on TV : Spiderman is dating Deadpool! Another proof that he is not a hero!

Wade : I'm sorry...

Peter is regretting is life choice

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[soyourethatanderson]

Todd: How do Neil and Charlie usually get out of these messes? Knox: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

#dead poets society #dps #my fantastic four #neil perry #todd anderson #charlie dalton #knox overstreet #anderperry #knarlie #dps incorrect quotes #tell me it isn't canon and i'll call you a liar

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: I love walking into a trap, don't you?

Stan: I don't know, never done it before

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[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Sue, about Ben: i assumed you two were closer. didn’t you two watch all of the transformers movies together?

Johnny: yeah, but you don’t talk during those, you miss all the nuance

#marvel #fantastic four #susan storm #invisible woman #ben grimm #the thing #johnny storm #human torch #incorrect quotes #source: home economics

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Ganondorf: (Wielding the Triforce) Imagine. I now possess the power to end hunger. To abolish disease. To eliminate crime. To establish a perfectly content, perfectly ordered world — all under the benevolence of MY IRON WILL!

#incorrect quotes #smash bros #submission #incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #Source: Fantastic Four Animated Series #Ganondorf #Legend of Zelda

[thebigspideytorchfan]

Peter: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.

Johnny: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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[sensational-biderman]

Peter: Are you okay?

Johnny: I don’t know, I’m too tiredddd

Peter: You’re a bicycle?

Johnny: …. You’re just saying that to confuse meee aHHHHH

#based on: things I’ve said to my fiancé #peter parker #spiderman #fantastic four #johnny storm #the human torch #marvel #spideytorch #incorrect spideytorch #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes

[batcavescolony]

Peter: *at the daily bugle turning in photos*

Daily Bugle writer: Parker I have a question? I have seen your life. How are you wearing a $1,150 Gucci shirt?

Peter: If my roommate Johnny isn't gonna use his clothes, I might as well.

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[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Peter: and who is taylor swift?

Johnny: ...

Johnny: oh my god!

Johnny: I can't believe I'm about to introduce you to taylor swift!!!

#Peter: is she a singer? #johnny: she's more than a singer pete. she-- she's a queen! a goddess! she's the music industry!! #pride mouth #s: family guy #i really hate this cartoon but that dialogue was genuinely funny #marvel #spiderman #peter parker #johnny storm #torch human #peter parker x johnny storm #spideytorch #taylor swift #taylor swift in brazil #taylor swift show #show in brazil #spideytorch quotes #incorrect spiderman quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect fantastic four quotes #fantastic four

[spideytorchiscanon]

Peter: this my dog, Freddie. I named him after Freddie Mercury

Johnny: this is DC. His name is short for dumpster Crosby. I found him in a dumpster on Crosby street and decided to take him home.

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[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N walks into the kitchen looking more tan than usual…

Ben: fall asleep on the tanning bed? (Laughs)

Y/N: (blushes) nope

Sue: spent too long out in the sun?

Y/N: no

Jane Storm walks in, wearing only Y/N’s shirt…

Jane: oh baby, that was so hot. where do you think…h-hey guys

Sue:

Ben Grimm just laughs…

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[warrenwaskilledbyadeer]

Holmes when Watson proposes to Mary: You're supposed to be my partner!

Watson: I am your partner!!

Holmes: No you're not. You're disloyal.

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[soyourethatanderson]

Todd: Ducks are better than rabbits. Knox: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. Charlie: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Knox: We’re not talking about flavor, Charlie! Charlie: Flavor counts! Knox: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? Neil: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? Knox: Okay, but- Neil: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? Charlie: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! Knox: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, CHARLIE! Charlie: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, KNOX! Todd: I- Jesus-

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