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the-real-mj · 30 days

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Mj: So what’s for dinner?

Peter: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Mj: …

Mj: Is it soup?

Peter: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Mj: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Peter: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Mj: STOP!

*one hour later*

Mj: It’s fucking spaghetti?!?!?!

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abbie-brianna · 28 days

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Peter: Listen, FUCK trains

Bucky: this guy gets it

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fandomnerd9602 · 10 days

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could you do a spideypool reader, in far from home when mysterio is about to reveal Peter identity.

mysterio: Spider-Mans name is p….

sword or bullet goes through mysterios skull.

spideypool: No spoilers

Mysterio: Spider-Man is-(buzz) Spider-Man is-!!

Spideypool smacks him across the face with a pole…

He grabs the camera…

Spideypool: no spoilers! But I can tell you Spider-Man is a cool guy and Donnie Darko here is a villain and a fraud. Also he’s a total ripoff of Syndrome’s plan from the Incredibles!

Spideypool drags Mysterio off camera…

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chaotictasha · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes#105

Morgan , texting Y/n: Y/n! Help I’m being kidnapped.

Y/n: Where are you?

Morgan : I’m with some strange person. In a car. HELP

Y/n: I’ll call Peter.

Peter, answering their call: Y’ello?

Y/n: Where’s Morgan ? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Peter: MORGAN ? WHADDYA MEAN, THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT TO ME-

Peter: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Peter: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Morgan : WHO ARE YOU?!

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mythgenderedloki · 2 years

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So after seeing Dr Strange, I'm guessing these are the rules for variants in the multivurse?

Peter Parker: are you a high schooler with dead parents? Kinda nerdy but with a good heart? Brown hair, brown eyes? Refuse to seek medical care after spider bites? Congrats, you're a Peter Parker!

Loki: You like knives and the colour green? Fuck it, you're a Loki. Gender? What gender? Doesn't matter. You're a Loki. Black, white, or blue? Don't care, still a Loki. Old? Young? Loki. Black, blond, ginger hair? Stick something shiny and vaguely pointy on it, BOOM, Loki. What's this? An alligator? You green? See above. Loki.

Dr Strange: Benedict Cumberbatch.

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yourloverfromthepast · 2 years

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At 2AM on the phone.

Peter: Hey y/n, do you think we're alive or this is all just a BIG dream?

Y/n: Peter, what the actual fuck😩, it's 2am✋🏻💀, go to sleep!

Y/n: You live in a simulation btw. Goodnight.

Peter: Wait wHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.

HEY.

HEY Y/N ANSWER ME.

After 10 minutes:

Peter: WHY DID YOU JUST SAY "You" INSTEAD OF "We"?!?!

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yourmyfavoriteperson · 7 months

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Peter: I really like beginning spider man. Because i can crawl and swing and even shoot weds..

Harley: But what's is your biggest fear?

Peter: I don't fear! Spiderman doesn't fear*sees a spider beside him* HOLY

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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 8 months

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MC: Please, Dazai, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. Dazai: I’m sorry MC. MC: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. Dazai: It has to be done. MC: Dazai: MC: Dazai: *Places +4* Uno.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp incorrect quotes #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp mc #okay but rereading dazai's route in english has been a hell of a ride #i love how the game is like 'be warned if you try to date one of the other jpn guys. they will meme.'#and tbh? i think that's fking brilliant good show everyone #like on the one hand yes i think its very sweet they care about her comfort so far away from home #and how they bond over having a similar homeland #but then they just straight up get so chaotic at points and i wheeze laugh #i will never forget doing one of sebas' bday stories and mc is like #'take those clothes off'#vital context: mc didnt want him to wear work clothes on their bday date--she wanted him to wear 'we're on a date clothes'#but sebas just replies 'but i don't wanna go to work naked 😔'#and she's just like 'AKIHIKO I S2G'#and to this day every single time i remember i become monsieur de wahaha actually #i find it hysterically funny how pissy sebas gets about dazai's silly goose antics #meanwhile gilligan's cut to sebas being absolutely out of pocket when left unsupervised #the duality of man that these two manage to carry #you know it just occurred to me that perhaps sebas gets mad bc dazai is so averse to letting anyone help or care about him in return #and that's really sweet if that's the case (although I suspect it is also partially that he makes more work for him kalhdgkhsfsjhk)#godspeed dazai doors are the oppressor windows are freedom #don't let the establishment fool you

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beanxemily · 2 years

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*Y/n crying in the background*

Peter: Are you crying because your mad or upset?..

Y/n: Would you stop fucking asking me, I don't know! I've been trying to kill that fucker for years and this old bitch comes in and just kills him!

*Peter just nods*

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hammah-banana · 6 months

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Peeta Mellark: *discussing his plan with Delly on asking Katniss out*

Delly Cartwright: I think that’s a great plan-

Peeta Mellark: *sees Katniss coming over* She’s coming, just don’t say anything.

Katniss Everdeen: What up, dorks. Excited about the science trip?

Peeta Mellark: Hey, uh, yeah. We’re just talking about the trip.

Delly Cartwright: Yeah, and Peeta’s plan.

Katniss Everdeen: You have a plan?

Peeta Mellark: I-I don’t have a plan.

Delly Cartwright: Yeah, he’s just going to collect tiny spoons while we travel to other districts. *winks at Peeta*

Katniss Everdeen: Like-like a grandmother?

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adhd-peterparker · 2 years

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Steven: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Peter: Steven, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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the-real-mj · 1 month

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Mj: Do you think your aunt likes me?

Peter: May literally begged you to marry me

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hoffmanstits-enjoyer · 8 months

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Peter: i don't know when but— sometime you'll have a chance to do the right thing

Quentin: oh, i love those moments, always wave at them as they pass by

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mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess · 1 year

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LWJ: you look... really pretty

WWX: therefore I have value?

LWJ: no, no, that's not what I meant at all, I just-

WWX: i'm messing with you. Thank you. You look pretty too 🥰

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chaotictasha · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes#109

Peter: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Y/n: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Peter: Dude, literally all you had to do was say NO.

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v-murderkings · 2 years

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Hunter: I've faced a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. So it's time for the truth to be out there… Are you dating?

Alador: Yes.

Darius: Not really.

Alador: What? I think...

Darius: It's a summer fling.

Alador: Yes, that evolves and grows like any other. Open to wherever it might lead.

Darius: I still don't know where it's going to go. Anywhere. On or off.

Alador: And to share with people...

Darius: But we'll always be friends, no matter what.

Hunter: I'm going to go, because I've got a date. Uh, bye.

(he’s meeting up with Willow <3)

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