Sylvain: All women are queens
Also Sylvain: If she breathes, she’s a THOT
Leo, to Kana and Forrest: What if instead I just tell you all the places babies DON’T come from?
Lorenz: I wish I could say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.
A lineup of Lorenz, Ferdinand, Dimitri, Claude, and Hubert.
Dorothea: So, do you recognize any of these men?
Sylvain: I was hiding in the bathroom stall so I didn’t see his face, but I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar.
Dorothea: Do you remember what he was singing?
Sylvain: I think it was that song, “I Want It That Way”?
Dorothea: Backstreet Boys, I’m familiar… Okay.
Dorothea presses the button to talk to the lineup.
Dorothea: Number One, could you please sing the opening to “I Want It That Way”?
Lorenz: Really? Okay. ♪ You are my fire. ♪
Sylvain shakes his head.
Dorothea: Number Two, keep it going.
Ferdinand: ♪ The one desire. ♪
Dorothea: Number Three.
Dimitri: ♪ Believe when I say. ♪
Dorothea: Number Four!
Claude: ♪ I want it that way. ♪
Dorothea: ♪ TELL ME WHY! ♪
Lorenz, Ferdinand, Dimitri, Claude, and Hubert: ♪ Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache. ♪
Dorothea: ♪ TELL ME WHY! ♪
Lorenz, Ferdinand, Dimitri, Claude, and Hubert: ♪ Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake. ♪
Dorothea: ♪ Now Number Five! ♪
Hubert: ♪ I never wanna hear you say… ♪
Lorenz, Ferdinand, Dimitri, Claude, and Hubert: ♪ I want it that way. ♪
Dorothea: Oooo, chills. Literal chills.
Sylvain: It was Number Five. Number Five killed my brother.
Dorothea: Oh my goddess, I forgot about that part.
Sothis: I am old.
Byleth: How old are you?
Sothis: Sixteen! I’m a grandmother!
Leonie: Have you heard of our Lord and Savior, Captain Jeralt?
Sylvain: Hey, how much money do you have?
Raphael: Oh, like 69 cents.
Sylvain: Ah! You know what that means!
Raphael, crying: I don’t have enough money for chicken nugget…
Linhardt has slept all night in the classroom.
Byleth: Linhardt you’re here early. Did you sleep here or use a teleportation device?
Linhardt: …I used a… teleportation device.
Ferdinand: Hey, did you guys hear anything?
Dorothea: You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.
Manuela: Do you know what these parents would do to me if we cancelled? I’d have to hear about little Billy and Suzy and there’s not enough booze in my office.
Rhea: When a stronger spirit appears, the weaker spirit cowers. But all evil spirits cower before the goddess!
Ferdinand: I think you’d be a great sidekick for me.
Edelgard: No, Knuckles. I’m looking for someone to be my sidekick.
Ferdinand: We have to change your name, though. I’m thinking… “Ferdinand Junior”.
Petra: You know what they say: A bee in the hand is, like, “OW!”
Hilda: The tough experiences in life are what make us girls prettier!
Petra: Your fire burns with hope.
Ingrid: I will not let despair dim my flame.
Petra: You have a warrior’s heart.