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romanoffshouse · 2 months
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Thor: Didn't you die?
Loki: That was weeks ago. Things change.
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loki-stuff · 2 months
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Loki: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Mobius: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Loki:
Mobius: No, I didn't mean it like that-
B-15: We know what you meant.
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daisybell17 · 4 months
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Loki, talking about Mobius: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
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mvrcvariant · 10 months
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Loki: * pulls out a knife*
Thor: How many of those do you have?
Loki, pulling out more: How many do you need?
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ir0npvrker · 6 months
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loki: shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut anytime you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father's house while chanting ominously about his sins
mobius:
mobius: are you… okay?
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Avengers Assembled
Tony: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.
Loki: What club?
Natasha: The hating Loki club.
Loki: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!
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aintinacage · 5 months
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And when he screams, I’ll split his skull.
William Shakespeare’s Avengers (Part 30/?)
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simping-for-marvel · 1 year
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Yn: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Loki: What?
Yn: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.
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romanoffshouse · 3 months
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Thor: Guess what I'm about to get!
Loki: On my nerves
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loki-stuff · 2 months
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Loki, on the phone: hi, it’s Loki.
Mobius: what did he do this time?
Loki: no, Mobius, it’s me, Loki.
Mobius: oh… what did you do this time?
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lovelyinspiration1463 · 5 months
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Loki, eavesdropping on the timelines: Absolutely not. You do not speak to your mother that way! ... Don't make me come down there! I kept you in this world, and I will take you out of it!
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daisybell17 · 4 months
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Y/N: Why is there blood everywhere? Loki: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Y/N: You stabbed someone?! Loki: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
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louwaffles · 2 years
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Loki: You make my blood boil.
Loki: My skin crawls every time I hear your voice.
Loki: My mind roars with agony just at the thought of you.
Loki: I just love you too much, you’re too precious for this world.
Y/N: Thanks??
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ir0npvrker · 3 months
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mobius: loki and i got married!
b-15: don't share your personal problems with everyone
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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years
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Loki: *storms into the compound* Loki: Take me to your leader. Tony: *unfazed* Steve, it’s for you.
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Bruce: ….We’re lost aren’t we.
Thor: We’re not lost! We’re just…. temporarily displaced.
Credit to @write-it-motherfuckers
Plus my addition:
Loki & Valkyrie at the same time: We're lost.
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