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#incorrect hope van dyne quotes
incorrectmarvels · 2 years
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Scott: Uh… so… Hope, I need to ask you something.
Hope: Oh finally! You’re proposing!
Scott: What?! How did you know?!
Hope: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.
Scott:
Hope: I even had to pick it up once.
Scott: … I was nervous, okay?
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months
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Hope: Scott, what are you listening to?
Scott: A relaxation tape. The rain is supposed to relax me.
Hope: Is it working?
Scott: Not really. I keep worrying that I left my car windows down.
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fandomnerd9602 · 7 months
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Hi, could you write to Hope Van Dyne x six-year-old daughter Y/N .
When Hank and Janet talk about the fact that during the years that Janet was imprisoned in the quantum world, they both "had needs", and Hope writhes in disgust from their conversation, Y/N asks her a question.
"Mommy, I don't understand. What needs do grandma and grandpa talk about?"
Y/N: mama what are Grandpa and a Grandma talking about?
Scott: well sweetie...um...when two people-
Hope: zip it Scott!
Hope stares daggers at her parents...
Hope: I will not let my daughter be corrupted!!
Y/N: what's corrupted?
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blackhillfilmss · 2 years
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Y/n: *singing “love in the dark” by Adele in the darkness of their bedroom* I CANT LOVE YOU IN THE DARRRRRKKKKK
Natasha walking past their room: *turning on the light* you’re right because otherwise how would you see me?
Y/n: JESUS NAT CAN YOU KNOCK?!
Natasha: Not when this is also my room. You dork *she kisses their cheek*
Y/n: you interrupted my song
Natasha: you’ll get over it, and if you want to you can go bug Scott and see if he’ll sing with you
Scott bursting into the room: somebody call my name?
Natasha under her breath: he’s got better senses then the spider kid
Y/n: come on Scott let’s go have a singing contest *they run out the room*
Scott: oooh sounds like fun *chases after y/n and almost bumps into hope as she’s walking by*
Hope peeking into the room: they act like children.
Natasha: tell me about it.
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incorrect-multiverse · 3 months
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*At a diner, probably*
Waitress: Cops and kids 5 and under eat for free.
*Scott, discreetly nudging his and Hope’s 6 year old*
6 years old: I’m a police.
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indoraptorgirlwind · 4 months
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Hope: *smacks Kang with her boot* That's for trying to murder the love of my life!
Kang: Who the?!
Scott: She's talking about me! I'm the love of your life?
Hope: I don't know, i'm still angry at you!
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@waspofhope, @antvnger
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sunflowertwin-22 · 5 months
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Incorrect Quotes:)
Hope: Sometimes the smallest things can take up the most room in your heart.
Natasha: Wow, Scott said that?
Hope *scoffs*: No Winnie the Pooh
Natasha: Oh that's wise.
Hope: Mhm
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years
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(At the beach)
Scott: Holy shit! Is that the ocean?
Y/N: Yeah, buddy, that’s the ocean.
Scott: What’s on the other side of it there?
Luis: Europe, I think.
Scott: ... now, how long would it take-?
Hope: Do not try to swim to Europe!
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arcemo17 · 1 year
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Scott: How do I send subtle hints to Hope that I want her to be my Valentine?
Cassie: Write “will you be my Valentine?” on your forehead.
Scott: What part was confusing about “subtle”?
Cassie: Do you want a date or not?
Hope, walking by: Not with me, he better not!
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incorrectantfam · 2 years
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Scott: Hope and I are no longer dating.
Hope: Scott, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years
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*Stephen scolding them how they shouldn't tamper with time and the quantum realm*
𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗻: This means no more projects, experiments, trials, no podca-
𝗦𝗰𝗼𝘁𝘁: *plays voice recorder*
𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗻: Hope, please tell your ant boyfriend to stop recording me.
𝗛𝗼𝗽𝗲: Scott, put the phone down!
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Scott: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Luis: Looking right because you left
Kurt: Looking up cause you let me down
Dave: Looking down cause you fucked up
Hope: What is wrong with you guys
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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months
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Scott: You know, I've been thinking...
Hope: That would explain the beads of sweat.
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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months
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Hi, could you write about Scott Lang x eight-year-old daughter Y/N.
Y/N returns home from school with a note from the teacher saying that she has been punished for breaking the nose of a classmate.
And when Hope (her mom) asked why she did it, Y/N answered.
Y/N: He said bad things about you, dad, Cassie and about grandma and grandpa. And I did to him the same thing that Grandpa did to that stupid head of the Shield who said bad things about Grandma, I hit his face on the table.
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Hank: you punched someone who insulted our entire family?
Y/N: yes. are you mad?
Hope: baby we don't solve problems like-
Scott: did you give a mean right hook like your momma?
Hope: Scott!!
Hank: I'm sure it was more like my right hook or Janet's
Janet: we don't encourage punching.
Hope: thank you!
Janet: next time use the stinger, honey. It's easier to hide
Hope: Mom!
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Cassie: Hey, Dad? Can I get some dating advice? Scott: Just because I'm with Hope doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Scott *peeling a banana*: May I take your jacket lol
Hope: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
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