#incorrect house quotes

[youretellingmethisdidnthappen]

Y/N: Is that your hand on my ass?

House: Yep, it was an accident.

Y/N: Your hand is still on my ass.

House: Accidentally.

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[sarcasm-and-stiles]

House: Wilson and I don’t use pet names.

Y/N: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

House: Honey?

Wilson: Yes, dear?

House:

Y/N: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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[the-girl-wh0-cries-w0lf]

Incorrect quotes #1

*Wilson and y/n looking for House in the hospital after he paged them*

Wilson: He can't have gotten far.

y/n: *whistles*

Wilson: He's not a dog

*House appears through a doorway*

House: You whistled?

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[incorrect-hogwartsyay]

Slytherin: Dude I'm so tired, I'd give anything to have 8 hours of sleep.

Ravenclaw: How about going to bed 8 hours before you have to wake up.

Slytherin: No, I'm not doing that.

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[heir-of-snakes]

Gryffindor: People always say drinking numbs the pain. Why isn’t it working?

Slytherin: It would help if the drink in question wasn’t chocolate milk.

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[incorrect-house-md-quotes]

Incorrect House MD quote #1

*the TV is freaking out*  House: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.  *unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*  House: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either. 

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[ris-multi-fandom]

Wilson: *holding a piece of paper* What’s this?

House: That’s my to do list.

Wilson:

House:

Wilson: It’s just my name written over and over again.

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[bugbugboy]

Wilson: Stop being aggressive

House: I'm an aggressive person

Wilson: you shouldn't be

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[that-bitch-kat3]

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

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[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Wyll: Oh come on. I’m not that good-looking.

Gale: Yeah, you are.

Karlach: You kind of are.

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[sarcasm-and-stiles]

House: We need to get through this locked door. Wilson, give me your credit card.

Wilson: Here.

House, pocketing it: Thanks. Y/N, kick down the door.

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[the-girl-wh0-cries-w0lf]

Incorrect Quotes #2

House: From now on we'll be using codenames. You can address me as 'Eagle one'.

House: Cameron is 'been there done that',

*Cameron rolls her eyes*

House: Cuddy is 'currently doing that',

*They high five*

House: Y/n is 'it happened once in a dream',

*y/n glares at him*

House: Chase is 'if I had to pick a dude',

*Chase is flattered*

House: Wilson is...'Eagle two'.

Wilson: Oh thank god.

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[incorrect-hogwartsyay]

Hufflepuff: I said chilli.

Slytherin:

Hufflepuff, holding a chilli bowl: Netflix and chilli

Slytherin: ...

Hufflepuff: Please put your clothes back on, I worked really hard on this.

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[heir-of-snakes]

“I have forgotten how this site works. Send help immediately.”

- Slytherin, probably. (It’s me. I’m Slytherin.)

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[incorrect-house-md-quotes]

Incorrect House MD quotes #3

Wilson: eating a cinnamon roll House: Cannibalism. Wilson: confused chewing noises

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[ris-multi-fandom]

House: Do you care if I take the skin off this furby? I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin on his path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

House: Also I want to softhack all his circuits.

Wilson: I literally don’t care what you do just never never say anything that frightening again.

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