Peter: Oh my god, we’re stuck in the elevator!
Peter: Don’t worry I won’t eat you yet
Tony: You didn’t press any buttons
Tony: I did the right thing by recruiting Peter.
Pepper: You messed up a perfectly good 15 year old nerd is what you did. Look at him. He’s got anxiety
Peter: I always thought string cheese was its own genre of cheese so when I found out I was just eating mozzarella it messed me up
Stephen: I’m sorry what??
Tony: Genre of cheese???
Tony: Peter, it says you’ve played Animal Crossing for 126 hours
Tony: You just got the game last week??
Peter: ᶜᵒᵖᵖᵉʳ ᵏᵉᵉᵖˢ ˡᵒˢᶦⁿᵍ ˢʰᶦᵗ
Peter: I love Angela Kinsey SO MUCH AHHH
Tony: *Drops his screwdriver* WHAT?? IT’S FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING GO TO SLEEP
Stephen: *Get’s fogged with Lysol* Really?
Tony: *Covering his nose with his shirt* I am not getting sick, Peter’s science fair is in five days
Tony: You know it’s not like me to share my feelings and such but I love you very much
Stephen: Tony, you told me that four times in the last hour
Steve: Why has Peter been crying for the past 2 hours?
Tony: He got banned from Roblox
Tony: He kept telling everyone spiderman was going to eat them if they didn’t give him free robux and a kid got scared
Tony: *texting* Do I look like I’m joking?
Stephen: *texting back* Does it look like I can tell?
Steve: Oh my god, what happened to your arm??
Tony: Crazy Stephen, he spun me off the bed
Steve: Wow, spinning, that sounds like fun
Tony: Ha! No, you know, he was doing Buckys’ hug and roll thing
Tony: You know when he doesn’t want to cuddle so he hugs you then rolls you awayyy…
Tony: Shit, you don’t know
Tony: Peter’s gone, take your pants off
Stephen: What? He just went to get some food-
Tony: WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES AT LEAST MOVE IT OR LOSE IT
Tony: Have you ever notice we’ve become more like an old married couple?
Stephen: Tony, we are old and we are married
Stephen: *Walks out of a garage sale and up to Peter carrying a funky looking lamp* You like it? It’s kind of designy and cool, it was 8 dollars
Stephen: *Hands the lamp to Tony*
Tony: *Takes it* Oh, and I get to carry it
Tony: *Grabs a mug of fresh coffee*
Tony: *Takes a large gulp*
Tony: I just burned all of my tonsils
Tony: I eat a bag of shredded cheese a day to let my lactose allergy know who’s boss
Rhodey: *Looks over at Stephen* Why don’t you stop him?
Stephen: To be honest, I would do the same thing, and I don’t like being a hypocrite
Tony: *Opens the refrigerator*
Tony Close the refrigerator *walks away*
Stephen: Tony what the hell did you do?
Tony: Whatever you’re mad at me for, 3 options present themselves. 1, it’s not my fault. 2, it’s not that big a deal. And 3, it’s not my fault AND it’s not a big deal.