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#incorrect iron man quotes

Peter: Oh my god, we’re stuck in the elevator!

Tony:

Peter: Don’t worry I won’t eat you yet

Tony: You didn’t press any buttons

Peter:

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Tony: I did the right thing by recruiting Peter.

Pepper: You messed up a perfectly good 15 year old nerd is what you did. Look at him. He’s got anxiety

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Peter: I always thought string cheese was its own genre of cheese so when I found out I was just eating mozzarella it messed me up

Stephen:

Tony: 

Stephen: I’m sorry what??

Tony: Genre of cheese???

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Tony: Peter, it says you’ve played Animal Crossing for 126 hours

Peter:

Peter: Yeah

Tony: You just got the game last week??

Peter:

Peter: ᶜᵒᵖᵖᵉʳ ᵏᵉᵉᵖˢ ˡᵒˢᶦⁿᵍ ˢʰᶦᵗ

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Peter: I love Angela Kinsey SO MUCH AHHH

Tony: *Drops his screwdriver* WHAT?? IT’S FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING GO TO SLEEP

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Tony, singing to himself: I want to see my little boy
Thor: [grabs Peter and yeets him across the room] here he comes
Stephen: THOR NO
Tony, still singing: I want to see my little boy
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Stephen: *Sneezes*

Stephen: *Get’s fogged with Lysol* Really?

Tony: *Covering his nose with his shirt* I am not getting sick, Peter’s science fair is in five days

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Tony: You know it’s not like me to share my feelings and such but I love you very much

Stephen: Tony, you told me that four times in the last hour

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Steve: Why has Peter been crying for the past 2 hours?

Tony: He got banned from Roblox 

Steve: Why?

Tony: He kept telling everyone spiderman was going to eat them if they didn’t give him free robux and a kid got scared

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Steve: Oh my god, what happened to your arm??

Tony: Crazy Stephen, he spun me off the bed

Steve: Wow, spinning, that sounds like fun

Tony: Ha! No, you know, he was doing Buckys’ hug and roll thing

Steve:

Steve: What?

Tony: You know when he doesn’t want to cuddle so he hugs you then rolls you awayyy…

Steve:

Tony: Shit, you don’t know

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Stephen:

Tony:

Tony: Peter’s gone, take your pants off

Stephen: What? He just went to get some food-

Tony: WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES AT LEAST MOVE IT OR LOSE IT

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Tony: Have you ever notice we’ve become more like an old married couple?

Stephen:

Stephen: Tony, we are old and we are married

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Stephen: *Walks out of a garage sale and up to Peter carrying a funky looking lamp* You like it? It’s kind of designy and cool, it was 8 dollars

Stephen: *Hands the lamp to Tony*

Tony: *Takes it* Oh, and I get to carry it

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Tony: *Grabs a mug of fresh coffee*

Stephen:

Tony: *Takes a large gulp*

Stephen: H-

Tony:

Tony: I just burned all of my tonsils

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Tony: I eat a bag of shredded cheese a day to let my lactose allergy know who’s boss

Rhodey:

Rhodey: *Looks over at Stephen* Why don’t you stop him?

Stephen: To be honest, I would do the same thing, and I don’t like being a hypocrite 

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Tony: *Opens the refrigerator*

Peter:

Tony Close the refrigerator *walks away*

Peter: WHAT??

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Stephen: Tony what the hell did you do?

Tony: Whatever you’re mad at me for, 3 options present themselves. 1, it’s not my fault. 2, it’s not that big a deal. And 3, it’s not my fault AND it’s not a big deal.

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