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Tony: I didn’t drink that much last night.
Harley: You were flirting with Strange.
Tony: So what? He’s my husband.
Peter: You asked if he was single.
America: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Peter: You’re giving me a sticker?
Tony: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Peter: I’m not a preschooler.
Stephen: Fine, we’ll take it back-
Peter: I earned this, back off!
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(Tony is wondering about whether to ask Stephen out or not)
Peter:...Mr. Stark, the big question is, does HE like YOU? Cuz if he doesn't like you, then all this is a moo point.
Tony:.....A moo point?
Peter: Yeah, y'know - it's like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter...It's MOO.
Tony(to Rhodey, points at Peter):...Have I been spending too much time with him or did all that just make sense?
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the-suicidal-lizard · 2 years
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Mothers Adrenaline
Tony, Stephen and Peter, on a day out at the park: *having fun, Peter goes off*
Stephen: Peter, where are you baby? Momma wants to go home and get dru- go to sleep! Has anyone seen my son?! Oh God! That Mother's adrenaline is kicking in! Peter! I can see every equation! *Runs to Natasha* Excuse me, ma'am! Have you seen my son?! He's about this tall, clearly bi but we haven't had the talk!
Tony: *watches the meltdown*
Stephen: PETER?! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! I'll let you do drugs! I'm gonna have a stroke! WHERE'S THE PARK RANGER?!
Peter, behind Stephen: ʰɪ ᵐᴏₘ
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darkkitty1208 · 2 years
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Peter : Dr. Strange, will you please make me and Dad the happiest people in the world by marrying him?
Tony : Did you just propose to Stephen for me?
Peter : Yeah, well, you were taking too long
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stxphxn-strange · 4 years
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Peter: being spider-man really puts stress on my joints. i can’t even sneak out anymore because the minute i get out of bed, my knees crack and Doctor Dad hears me.
Tony, nodding: whenever my knees crack when I’m getting out of bed, Stephen gives me the “Doctor Eyes of Disappointment.” It’s worse if it’s the middle of the night. Let sleeping doctors lie.
Stephen, from across the house: excuse me for being concerned about your wellbeing!
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tony: i think it’s time I get my life in order.
peter, narrating: but he did not get his life in order. in fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
peter, still narrating: also, the raccoon won due to strange's involvement.
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Wanda : *kidnaps an entire town
Stephen: not my priority!
Slyvie: kills Kang*
Stephen: not my priority!
Peter : Dad help ;^;
Stephen : MY PRIORITY!
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mickis16 · 3 years
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Peter: ARE YOU-
Loki: Fucking.
Peter: -KIDDING ME!? YOU-
Loki: Fucking.
Peter: IDIOT-
Stephen: ...what was that?
Loki: Stark banned the child from swearing, so I've volunteered to help him out :)
Stephen: ... I approve! :)
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stuckonylove · 2 years
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Imagine Stephen is off world so Tony has to pack the kids' lunches but he was up all night inventing
Peter: What did you get?
Harley: *looking into his brown paper bag* what kind of lunch is this? A drawing of a sandwich ....
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Harley: you?
Peter: *looking into his brown paper bag* a packet of sugar and some peanut butter smeared on a playing card
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Peter and Harley: Morgan?
Morgan: *looking into her brown paper bag* Well, I'm fairing better than you two
Morgan: *pulling out content of her brown paper bag*
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marvelqoutes · 2 years
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Strange: a Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a fight all day
Tony:(11:45) who burnt the Christmas tree
Peter: It was Harley
Harley: you little liar
Strange: (drinking hot cocoa in the other room) next year we’ll get a miracle
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*Harley, watching Stephen create a visual duplicate of himself*
Harley: I want to make two of me so I can stab myself.
America: Why would you want to do that?!
Harley: Because I want to see what it feels like, but I want to get it done from someone I trust.
Tony, sighing: *gently swats the back of Harley’s head*
*Peter and America laugh*
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strangeironaf · 6 months
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Stephen: Can I be frank with you guys? Tony: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Peter: Can I still be Peter? America: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Tony: Alright! Everybody ready for Avengers Movie Night?
Stephen: Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it.
Tony: Really?
Stephen: Yeah, I'm gonna stay and read my book. I just wanna be alone right now.
Peter: Oh. Are you sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, they get mail and stuff...
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rogersbrnes · 3 years
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Peter: c'mon Mr. Stark *eye roll* I want to help
Tony: Well I want an castle but we don't all get what we want
Peter: you're literally billionaire, just buy one
Tony: huh... okay
*a 6 hours later*
Stephen: i'm sorry you bought a WHAT!?
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darkkitty1208 · 2 years
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Stephen : What does 'A' stand for?
Peter : Arson!
Stephen : Oh, I taught you well. What does 'B' stand for?
Peter : Barson!
Stephen : Oh, I'm so proud. What does 'C' stand for?
Peter : Uhh, COMMIT arson!
Stephen, beaming : Good job! Now what does 'D' stand for?
Peter, thinking : ...Don't come near me, I'm going to cOMMIT ARSON!
Stephen : * claps hands *
Tony :
Tony : Somebody help me
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