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imaginejercy · 1 day

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Jason: Caffeine can never keep me awake, so instead I have Percy periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.'

Jason: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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rayssion · 4 months

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Percy: would you take a bullet for me?

Jason: ....yes?

Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.

Percy, already running away: thanks!!

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sodamnbored · 9 months

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Percy: I just don’t get it. Who would ever try to eat a stapler of all things?

Jason, mildly defensive: I really don’t think it’s that strange. Staplers are one of the most likely stationery items to try and eat I think.

Nico, amused: How’d you figure?

Jason: Well, first there’s paper, obviously -

Leo, nodding: Obviously.

Jason: That’s got to be the easiest to physically eat. It’s just not very good, goes all mulchy, you know?

Percy, pinching his nose: So what I’m hearing is, you’ve eaten your fair share of paper too?

Jason, ignoring him: Then you’ve got erasers. I think that’s the most obvious choice right? Who hasn’t thought about chewing through one of those bad boys? Got to be the one a kid would go for first right? It’s got give, it’s chewy, you can physically get through it with a little commitment.

Nico, still laughing: Did you used to confuse your pencil case with your lunch box at school or something?

Jason, on a roll now: And obviously you wouldn’t eat scissors -

Leo snorting, playing along: Heavens no. What do you take me for?

Jason, nodding: Right, because they’d be too hard. No kid is gonna be able to actually bite into it, and they’re too obviously stabby! And pencils, well they’re good for the first chew but then just taste like sawdust which is gross.

Jason, emphatically: But a stapler - that’s got give! So you can gnaw on it a bit just like a rubber.

Jason, sagely: But of course, when it gets pushed in, that’s when the staple gets you. It’s the snack that bites back.

Percy, throwing his hands up: It’s not a snack!

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writelikeurruninoutoftime · 6 months

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Jason: it’s not gay if I wanna date Percy, but like as bros, right?

Frank: i’m not an expert, but that sounds kinda gay

Nico, eating McDonald’s in the background: i’m an expert. that’s gay.

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ssavinggrace · 8 months

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jason: hey percy, want to see me do an impression of my mom?

percy: sure!

jason: *dies*

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arwaisherenow · 10 months

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Happy Birthday Jason Grace ❤️

Jason and Perseus starting a new page of relationship after the sacrifice of their little friend to defeat Mother Earth, Gaea. This drawing is inspired from @velinxi PJO Young Gods AU

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damblackjack · 2 years

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jason: *texting percy while eating fast food after a quest* five guys doing some serious damage to my guts rn

percy: six when i get there

jason: what

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fayvpor · 10 days

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*while roleplaying avatar* jason: percy youve been the main character for your ENTIRE LIFE…now its my turn jason: I AM THE AVATAR jason: I HAVE IT ALL jason: HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH

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the-great-knight-gay · 6 months

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How I would imagine a Jercy kiss would be

Jason: Bro- Percy: No, no, hold up, rewind. Percy: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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your-stranger-halfblood-things · 8 months

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Jason: What's up, my dudes?

Percy *chokes on his blue milk*: What are you doing here?! You're dead! We know you're dead

Jason:

Jason: Death is a social construct, babe

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ambriel-angstwitch · 9 months

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Percy: It’s times like this I wish I listened to what Chiron told me

Jason: Why what did he tell you

Percy: I don’t know I didn’t listen

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imaginejercy · 3 months

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Jason, - would you love me if I were a worm?

Percy, - You're the fucking son of Jupiter/Zeus and I've fallen in love with you, do you really think I can stop loving you? No dear Jay, I am your problem for the rest of your life and your future wife and mother of our future children.

This is probably not the first time this has happen

Percy: Jay, this is literally the third time you've asked me that this week.

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rayssion · 5 months

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Jason, on the phone with Percy: keep your eye on Nico, he has a tendency to wander off.

Percy: Jason, wh-what (looks around and notices that Nico is gone) I'm totally capable of that...

Jason: you lost him, didn't you?

Percy, running around the grocery store frantically: no no no, he's right next to me.

Jason: I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case.

Percy: do you honestly think he'd fit–

Percy: sees Nico standing in the dairy case and trying to pull it open.

Jason: the doors don't pull, they slide.

Percy: slowly slides the doors open.

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sodamnbored · 6 months

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Jason: *out cold after another headshot*

Frank, trying to drag him off the battlefield: Okay, everybody. Lift with your legs.

Percy: Can somebody grab his leg, my hands are kinda full with his ass.

Nico, grunting: He’s so heavy. How the heck did he get so jacked?

Leo: When he was twelve somebody told him that doing push ups relieves stress. So he started doing them and basically never stopped.

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poetic-gays · 10 months

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Regulus: What are you good at? Other than making my life fucking miserable

James: I can color

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rose-wild · 9 months

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Percy: bro tell me the scariest story you know

Jason: a life without you bro

Percy, wiping away tears: bro

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