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#incorrect jjba quotes
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Pucci: Lord Dio-
Dio, sighing: Jonathan use to call me Dio.
Pucci, rolling his eyes: Forgive me my lord, but, that's your fucking name.
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1999--bizarre--summer · 10 months
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Polnareff: Does this shirt make me look gay? 
Joseph: Yes.
Jotaro: Yes.
Kakyoin: Yes.
Avdol: Yes.
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purplecraze · 2 years
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Mista: the stars are really beautiful tonight.
Fugo: yeah, they are.
Narancia: you know who else is beautiful?
all 3, simultaneously: Bucciarati.
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schadenfredde · 2 years
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Joseph, climbing in through his room window:
Erina, flicking on the lamp: "Care to explain why you were out so late young man?"
Joseph: "Um... I was with Uncle Speedwagon?"
Speedwagon, lighting a match in the dark corner of the room: "Want to try that again?"
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cisticide · 1 year
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Polnareff and Kakyoin inside a Gym:
Polnareff: “There’s a baddie over there!”
Kakyoin: “You shouldn’t describe women like that, Polnareff.” “It’s disrespectful, and-
Polnareff: *cutting off Kakyoin* “There’s a guy with a fatty-” (Jotaro)
Kakyoin: *immediately looks*
Source: random meme from a meme compilation
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Jotaro heard this exchange and was incredibly disappointed in Kakyoin when he saw him look over at him
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Bucciarati to his younger gang members: Cmon, I wanna have a talk with you. You know, I like our little intimate talks while we’re on the swing. Makes me feel like I’m your stepdad. Taking you to the park, spending some quality time with you. Otherwise, your mom’s gonna make me sleep on the couch. And oh boy, I don’t wanna sleep on the couch
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sourwormsaresour · 2 years
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illuso: imagine if we get wings when we go to heaven.
formaggio: mine better be lemon-pepper if that's the case.
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sirfowlman · 8 months
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Guys, I think there's something wrong with my copy of Heritage for the Future.
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I am,, narrowly avoiding part 9 spoilers
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Incorrect Quotes #77
Jotaro : I'm going to fight the next person who insults Y/n
Y/n : I hate myself
Jotaro : Alright, square up
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nikathesiren · 1 year
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Ermes tries to be subtle and cute, but Jolyne goes straight to the point 😏 😳 💦
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Another jojo comic inspired by an incorrect quote I got from a random generator. I like drawing this kind of silly stuff, I hope I can keep doing it <3
More of my art - Kofi
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1999--bizarre--summer · 10 months
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Koichi: Pardon my language, but that’s really silly, Josuke.
Okuyasu:
Josuke:
Echoes Act 3: You had better be shitting me right now.
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purplecraze · 1 year
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Fugo: I have really high standards, so I don't think I--
Narancia; all skin, bones and rags. half of his face in bandages. eating from a trashcan:
Fugo: --I want him.
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nicherayyy · 10 months
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Reader: why didn’t you react when Polnareff cried?
Jotaro: I did, I rolled my eyes.
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maniacparrot · 2 months
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Y/N : "That's ridiculous, Yuji doesn't have a crush on me.
Nobara : "Yes he does."
Megumi : "Yes he does."
Yuji : "Yes I do."
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ikea-rat-plushie · 1 month
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the brainrot is brainrotting !!!!! i love the sillies !!!
(inspired by @textsfromthetva because theyre really funny)
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