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diamondri · 19 days

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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

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hihomeghere · 5 months

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I’m so normal about them

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highlyincorrect · 2 months

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Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE

Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???

Diego; He’s asleep!

Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!

Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

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topperscumslut · 2 months

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it’s literally him

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itstheghostofmypast · 10 months

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*At Luther's wedding*

Y/N: Bet you three shots he'll cry.

Five: I bet you four he'll throw up.

Y/N: I bet you two shots we'll pull through this too.

Five: seven that we'll all die, love.

Lila: Do they realise this is called alcoholism?

Diego: Shhh...just watch

Y/N: Two shots say you'll be kissing me tonight.

*Five takes two shots, smirks at her blushing face*

Lila: wtf?

Diego: It's giving love.

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sagelovesbooks · 5 months

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Klaus's Freakout

Five: *Kicks the door down in a rush* Y/N: What did you do? Five: Nobody died. Klaus: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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thehargreevesfamily · 6 months

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Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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shit-people-probably-didnt-say · 2 months

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Klaus: Im gonna open a store called ‘DO IT!’

Klaus: It sells hair cutting scissors and dye, DIY tattoo kits, and power tools. Its only open between midnight and 5am

Five: Suppose he understands his market

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five-hargreeves-apologist · 2 years

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Me: *on the couch wearing a onsie and sunglasses, drinking from a gallon of apple juice"

Five: Are you ok?

Me: In a physical or spiritual sense?

Five: ...

Me: Because I am neither and I will not be taking anymore questions.

Five: But why-

Klaus: *in a matching outfit, coming to join me* You heard the woman, no more questions, dumbass.

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thehandl3r · 2 years

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The Handler: I’m writing my autobiography. Any tips?

Five: Kill off the main character.

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kasinonightlife · 2 years

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Viktor: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Diego: *Crouches down*

Klaus: *Kneels down*

Luther: *Sits on the floor*

Five: *Stands on a chair*

Viktor:

Viktor: I hate all of you.

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hihomeghere · 6 months

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highlyincorrect · 5 months

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Klaus: Five sent me a get better soon card

Diego: Oh, that’s nice-

Five: He’s not sick, I just think he could do fucking better with his life

Diego:

Klaus, admiring his card with tears in his eyes: I’m framing this

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itsleorrr · 1 month

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This is a vibe ✨️

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itstheghostofmypast · 6 months

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Five: If there is one thing I'm thankful for it's-

Diego: Your family?

Klaus: Bloodshed?

Luther: Alcohol?

Victor: Coffee?

Five:...

Y/N: Guys...can we please exchange our vows without interruptions?

Ben *hands Five a gun* arent you glad I'm your best man?

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moonyswritinq · 2 months

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diego : "come on, just admit you have a thing for Five."

you : "no, I do not. 'Cause I'm not the kind to fall for a guy who flashes a smile."

five, overhearing : *sends you a smug smile*

klaus : "yes, you are."

you : "yes, I am."

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