Korra: I need motivation to not kill Republic City’s President
Asami: we can’t fuck if you’re in prison
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Mai: Where are my fucking glasses?
Zuko, covering Izumi's ears: Mai, not in front of Izumi, say it nicer?
Mai: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking glasses, sir?
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Mako: “Good morning! I made coffee if you want some.”
Korra: *yawns* “I’ll pass. That stuff tastes like dirt.”
Mako: *smirks* “Yeah, well it was ground this morning.”
Korra: *stares at him in disbelief*
Mako: *laughs*
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Korra: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I'm actually bi.
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Korra is a menace to herself
Korra: I'm not that accident prone!!
Asami: Korra, you just set the curtains on fire.
Korra: (blushing profusely) Sorry about that!!
Asami: Korra, how did you get a black eye?
Korra: I was doing the dishes.
Asami: Doing the dishes? How do you injure yourself doing that?
Korra: I was water bending and I used too much force. The water hit the pan, the pan hit me.
Asami: (Shakes her head) I keep telling you for your own safety NO BENDING IN THE HOUSE!
Korra (on the phone): Asami, how much did you enjoy the rose bushes in the backyard?
Asami: What did you do?
Korra: Jinora was over and we may have gotten a little carried away while air bending.
Asami: How carried away?
Korra: We really didn't mean to create that vortex....
Asami: KORRA!!!
Korra: I think the shrubbery looks nice on the roof.
This one is by a friend.
Asami: Why is the sink all... morphed?
Korra: I may or may not have metal bended it...
Asami: Why...?
Korra: Cause the knife slipped out of my hand and um.... I may or may not have sent it flying"
Asami: How... (eyes the sink)
Korra: You don't want to know.
Asami: (sighs while pointing towards the living room) "Out."
Korra: B-But...
Asami: Out!
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Random arguments. Part 2.
Korra: Everything Amon touches dies.
Amon: Then I'm going to touch you, Avatar.
Korra: ...
Amon, realizing what he just said: ...
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Korra: you know you have to apologize to Tenzin
Lin: fine, ‘unfuck’ you or whatever
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Korra: What’s something you guys are better than Lin at?
Bolin: Mario Kart.
Asami: Yeah, video games.
Kya: Emotional vulnerability.
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Lin: Do you want some tea?
Kya: What are the options?
Lin: Yes or no.
Kya: *Sigh* i meant options in flavor Linny
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OH I WANT HER SO BAD
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Toph: I'm fucking in Luigi's mansion
Zuko: ?????
Toph: Some Italian freak
Toph: Oh, you meant who I'm fucking. Your mom
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Korra: “I like Kuvira, but I just don’t know if she’s into me too.”
Kuvira: “Hey, beautiful, wanna go skinny dipping with me?”
Korra: “See? I just can’t figure her out.”
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*playing twister*
Asami: Right hand red.
Korra: *ends up on top of asami*
Korra: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Asami: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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"Why is she wearing a trench coat?"
"My eyes are up here, Councilman..."
-Avatar: The Legend of Korra [B1E09]
Out of the Past
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Random arguments.
Amon: You can go fu...
Korra: Nah, f*ck me yourself, coward.
Amon: ...
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