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whispering-about-loki · 5 months
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Loki: So what's for dinner?
Mobius: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
Loki: ...
Loki: Is it soup?
Mobius: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Loki: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Mobius: Wow, you're soup-per mean.
Loki: STOP!
*one hour later*
Loki: It's fucking tacos?!
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Loki, sarcastically: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Mobius, softly: You and me.
Loki, tearing up: *voice cracking* Okay...
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lovelyinspiration1463 · 8 months
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Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.
Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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1luna1lovegood1 · 4 months
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Mobuis: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't
expecting this...
Loki : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Mobuis: Holy shit-
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incorrectmarvels · 2 years
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Thor: Did you have to stab him?
Loki: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.
Thor: What did he say?
Loki: “What are you going to do, stab me?”
Thor:
Bruce:
Valkyrie, nodding: That’s fair.
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whatrambles · 3 months
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I don't know who's incorrect quote this originally is but I feel like I need to share this clip from the tv show
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rins-love-wins · 5 months
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Loki: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Mobius: Really? Name one law
Loki: Don't kill people?
Mobius: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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incorrectlokiserie · 6 months
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loki: [smiling and waving excitedly at sylvie]
sylvie: what an absolute fucking idiot.
sylvie: i can’t believe i’d die for them.
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heavenlyangeliq · 11 months
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Darcy: Loki doesn’t dress to impress, he dresses to depress.
Carol: He dresses so good he inadvertently causes people to hate him.
Natasha: I-
Loki: They’re not wrong.
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sylkilovebot · 9 months
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loki text posts 1/?
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whispering-about-loki · 6 months
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Loki: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Loki: *cuts piece of cake*
Brad: ...Can I have some?
Loki: Cake is for talkers.
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Loki, to Mobius: How's the sexiest person here?
Mobius, flipping casually through a magazine: I don't know. How are they?
Loki, flustered: I-
Sylvie, legs kicked up on a desk across the room and grinning smugly: I'm doing great, thanks!
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lovelyinspiration1463 · 5 months
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Loki S2 E5 Be Like:
Loki: People don't understand time; it's not what you think it is.
OB: Then what is it?
Loki: Complicated.
OB: Tell me.
Loki: Very complicated.
OB: I'm clever and I'm listening, and don't patronize me because people have died and I'm not happy. Tell me!
Loki: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.
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bebx · 8 months
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Loki saw his shot and decided to shoot it
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Matt: You’re lying.
Loki: No I’m not
Matt: Yes, you are
Loki: Listen *chuckles* do you know who you’re talking to? I am the great Loki! The god of lies!
Matt: ...
Matt: So you do lie
Loki: ...
Loki: You’re blind
Matt: ...what are you? Twelve??
idea from @angeloffrigga thnx hun<3
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