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wanted to come back on here after almost a year to say, FUCK BBC THE GIRLS DESERVE BETTER.
goodnight :)
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incorrect-lesserafim · 10 months
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Olivia Hye: “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” I would.
Gowon: “I’m not gonna sink to their level.” I will, coward.
Yeojin: “I’m the bigger person.” I’m not even five feet tall. Give me the knife, bitch.
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girlgroupincorrects · 2 years
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heejin, texting: hey guess what
haseul: what?
heejin: guess
haseul: just tell me
heejin: hyunjin is in the hospital
haseul: WHAT
haseul: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME GUESS THAT??
heejin: lol she says hi
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flooffybits · 2 years
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before explaining Heart Attack
Yves: okay, so we need to set the story straight
Chuu: tell them the truth, okay!
later
Chuu: so the song is about chasing after the person you like and in my case it’s Yves unnie-
Yves: *panicking behind the camera* i said straight!
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yeotree · 2 years
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[loona dorm at 3am]
yerim: jungeun unnie wake up
jungeun, annoyed: what is it?
yerim: when butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
jungeun:
yerim:
jungeun: yerim what the fuck
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blitzwhore · 4 months
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Helluva Boss as textposts part 2/?
1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 /14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21
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dramamines · 4 months
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Blitz: Did Stolas just tell me he loved me for the first time? Loona: Yeah, he did. Blitz: And did I just do finger guns back? Loona: Yeah, you did.
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mooncalf87 · 2 months
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Stolas: I sometimes feel as though Blitz doesn't listen to me
Octavia and Loona: he doesn't listen to a lot of people, dad
Blitz: (head banging to Mozart in the corner)
Stolas: hm.
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ladymiraclewings · 2 months
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Loona: Blitz and Stolas's wedding will be the wedding of the century! Fizzarolli: Took about that long to happen.
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peppercheeni · 3 months
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drew this a while back because @dramamines textpost cracked me up
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incorrect-lesserafim · 9 months
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Yves, watching Chuu sleep: You're so cute
Chuu, half asleep: I could kick your ass
Yves, hearts in her eyes: I know
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girlgroupincorrects · 2 years
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jinsoul: why are there broken condoms on our couch?
kim lip: would you please call our children by their real names
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drama-glob · 5 months
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Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes
(Blitz and Loona having a disagreement at IMP)
Blitz (Puts hands on hips and angrily yells): I can't believe you're going to leave after all we've been through and all that I've done for you!
Loona (Glares): And who told you that?
Blitz (Gestures to his right): Moxxie.
Loona (Raises an eyebrow): And do you always trust what Moxxie says?
Blitz (Emphatically says): Hell no! Moxxie's a total dumbass!
Moxxie (-_-)
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(Mammon trying to stop Asmodeus from getting a special gift for Fizzarolli, but both get stuck in tight spaces while they evade each other due to their large sizes)
Mammon (Growls as he struggles): You're being crazy! All this for one imp!
Asmodeus (Finally manages to wiggle free): I told you Mammon, I'll do anything to perk up my little man! (Runs off)
Mammon (Grimaces and shouts at Asmodeus): You gotta know how gross that sounds in your underwear!
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wisefoxluminary · 2 months
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Stolas: I’ll go wake up Blitzy. *Running to wake him up* Blitzy, oh Blitzy!
Loona: I wouldn’t do that.
Blitzø: *Pulls out gun and points it at Stolas* Aaahh what the fuck!!!
Stolas: No, no, no! Blitzy, it's me. It's me.
Loona: I told you. He's an angry sleeper. Like a bear.
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blitzwhore · 2 months
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Helluva Boss as textposts part 10/?
1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21
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helluva-insomniac · 5 months
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Blitzø: *holding a negative covid test* Y’all i’m pregnant
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