Hades: I’m still trying to figure out why you like me.
Persephone: Because you’re sweet and funny.
Hades: Well Thanatos says I’m mean and grumpy, so one of you is lying.
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Aphrodite: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart, I think it’s so romantic! Two lovers on a date…
Ares: One of them carrying a knife for some reason
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Persephone: Who hurt you?
Hades: Do you want a list?
Persephone, cracking her knuckles: Yes, I do.
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Hades: Hey, has anybody seen my top?
Hecate: yeah, Persephone is in the garden
Hades:
Hecate:
Hades: HECATE?!!!
Hecate: Am I wrong?
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Minthe’s advice.
Minthe: so, let me put this straight...
Minthe: YOU want to hook up with Hades, despite the fact that he just got married. He has already rejected you TWICE. And being aware what his WIFE is capable of...
Minthe: so you came to ask ME for advice?!
Leuce: yes! Anything useful you could tell me to get to him? And not getting turned into a plant in the process?
Minthe: *unamused* ...listen kid, i don’t dislike you, so i’m going to give you probably the best advice you’ll ever hear...
Minthe: Give. Up.
Minthe: Hades is not like his brothers. I’ve dated him long enough to know he’s not intereseted in pointless affairs. He wanted a QUEEN, and as far as i hate to admidt it, he already found the right girl for that, and that’s Persephone.
Minthe: honestly, who made you think trying to seduce him was a good idea?
Leuce: well, my cousin Thetis said-
Minthe: Thetis... *sigh* of course...
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Athena: I’m lesbian
Hermes: I thought you were American
Athena: we’re Greek
Hermes:
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Hades: *walks up to Demeter and hugs her*
Demeter,*confused*: Hades what are you doing.
Hades: I want you to know I would never treat you like that.
Demeter: like what???
Hades: like how LO Hades treats LO Demeter-
Demeter: Are you serious! This again? Guys it's fine I don't care!
Hera,*walking into the room*: NO. It isn't, the way they disrespect you is worth one of my curses.
Demeter: Hera, really it's ok-
Zeus: Like hell it is! Me and Poseidon have been pushed to the edge with that last episode!
Poseidon: Yeah! I swear if it happens again I WILL-
Demeter: Dear chill please you-
Demeter: ... Hestia you have been very quiet?
Hestia,*who just read episode 210*: I. am. physically restraining myself from murder.
Demeter: How about we just stop reading.
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Persephone: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
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Persephone: "...You're up to something aren't you?"
Hades: "You don't sound particularly upset about that."
Persephone: "I'm not."
Hades: "...And yet your eyes still hold displeasure."
Persephone: "..."
Hades: "...You're upset I didn't include you, aren't you?"
Persephone: "...A little."
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Hades: You’re violent.
Persephone: Yeah but I’m short, so it’s adorable.
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Hecate: Waking up every day is just like… Good morning sun. Good morning sky. Good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. Good morning birds.
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Just a lil hades and Persephone incorrect quote to tide us all over until the new episode drops tomorrow.
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