#incorrect luther hargreeves

[just-incorrect-tua]

Luther: How is everyone doing?

Diego: Well, I’m breathing

Klaus: Setting the bar pretty low, huh?

Diego, defensive: Well, it’s better than Five

Five: [having a panic attack] fuck you

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[hihomeghere]

I’m so normal about them

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[topperscumslut]

it’s literally him

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[itstheghostofmypast]

*At Luther's wedding*

Y/N: Bet you three shots he'll cry.

Five: I bet you four he'll throw up.

Y/N: I bet you two shots we'll pull through this too.

Five: seven that we'll all die, love.

Lila: Do they realise this is called alcoholism?

Diego: Shhh...just watch

Y/N: Two shots say you'll be kissing me tonight.

*Five takes two shots, smirks at her blushing face*

Lila: wtf?

Diego: It's giving love.

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[thehargreevesfamily]

Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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[thehandl3r]

The Handler: I’m writing my autobiography. Any tips?

Five: Kill off the main character.

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[kasinonightlife]

Viktor: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Diego: *Crouches down*

Klaus: *Kneels down*

Luther: *Sits on the floor*

Five: *Stands on a chair*

Viktor:

Viktor: I hate all of you.

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[https-hargreeves]

Allison (gets a call): Hello?

Kidnapper: We have your kid…

Allison: Claire?!

Kidnapper: What? No, your son

Allison (relived but confused): But I don’t have a son

Kidnapper (becoming frustrated): The who is the brunet kid who asked me for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and then cussed us out when we didn’t have it?!

Allison: Oh my gosh they have Five!!

Five: I’m right here

Allison: Oh okay good!

Allison:…

Allison: OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE KLAUS!!

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[tua-braindump]

Luther: okay I called a family meeting because...

Ben: oh my god here we go again, what is it this time? Did you lose your favorite mug? Did someone put the toilet paper the wrong way again?

Everyone stares at Ben while Klaus tries not to die laughing.

Ben: ah fuck, I forgot y'all can hear me now.

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[highlyincorrect]

Luther: Good morning

Klaus: MORNING BITCHES, LETS GET THAT BREAD

Diego: Rise and grind! 💯💯💪💪😤😤

Viktor: 🌹 🌸 good morning all 💕 god bless 🌺

Five, sipping coffee: Morning motherfuckers

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[eddies-guitar13]

Viktor: what do you call disobeying the law?

Five: a hobby

Luther: *stares intensely at Five*

Five:...that we don't engage in

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[hihomeghere]

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[moonyswritinq]

five : "how did none of you hear what I just said?"

you : "I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours."

diego : "I got distracted about halfway through."

klaus : "ignoring you was a conscious decision."

luther : "I heard what you said, just didn't understand."

allison : "yeah, I don't care what you were saying."

viktor : "was I supposed to be listening to you?"

five : "you're all FUCKING USELESS!"

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[itstheghostofmypast]

Five: If there is one thing I'm thankful for it's-

Diego: Your family?

Klaus: Bloodshed?

Luther: Alcohol?

Victor: Coffee?

Five:...

Y/N: Guys...can we please exchange our vows without interruptions?

Ben *hands Five a gun* arent you glad I'm your best man?

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[thehargreevesfamily]

Klaus, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Diego, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Allison: what the hell are you guys doing?

Klaus: playing systemic oppression

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[raiisakitsune]

Luther: are you seeing someone?

Klaus: do you mean a therapist, a boy or a ghost?

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