#incorrect markiplier quotes

[this-little-dragon]

Homophobe:*being homophobic* Mark:according to the colors of the rainbow FLUFF OFF!!!!

#got this from his “popgoes” playthrough part one #rainbow #homophobe #incorrect markiplier quotes #lgbtq rights #lgbtq #i know he would probably say the f word but i dont so >:P #the clip was at 14:30 btw

[camifandomfan]

*The fam is over at Tim’s apartment*

Jason: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Tim: …No…

Tim, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Jason, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Dick: I see a-

Tim, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Jason: Oh, well I-

Tim: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Tim, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Dick: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Steph: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Tim: Now I’ve just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don’t have to roshambo nothin!

Tim: I am a man who owns four ovens…

Tim, louder and way too happy: I am a man who owns FOUR OVENS…

Tim: I didn’t know I was so rich with ovens…

Jason, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Steph: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- five ovens!

Tim:

Tim, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

#batfam #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #stephanie brown #I feel like Tim would be the one to not pay too close attention to the kitchen of his apartment and then randomly finds out he owns a lot #more than he thought #he’s also super happy about it for no reason #markilpier #markiplier makes

[insanenicky]

Moving my memes from tw*tter to tumblr <3

#nimona #nimona meme #nimona movie #wow look i made a meme #nimona art #nimona ambrosius #nimona posting #nimona incorrect quotes #markiplier #markiplier meme #everybody looks like markiplier

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2586

(Dialogue from Santa Clarita Diet.)

#unus annus #ethan nestor #markiplier #crankgameplays #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: santa clarita diet #vid: duct tape crucifixion (amy please don't watch this video)

[juanarc-thethird]

What if...

Team RWBY and friends are in Salem Castle. After so many turns in the castle they were caught in a trap she had made. They are locked in a very wide lower floor and in front of them is a huge door.

Salem: Wahahaha! They fell into my trap. Behind this door is my most diabolical creation, it will tear you to pieces.

*BAM! BAM!* a loud noise is heard on the other side of the door.

The only way out is to climb and break the barriers that are blocking their path or face what is on the other side.

Ruby: Shit, we have to get out of here! Nora, Blake and Weiss, try to break those barriers. The rest of us help keep whatever it is at a distance so we can escape.

Everyone agrees and starts working, except for one person.

Jaune: *Stand there looking at the door*

Ruby: Jaune?! What are you doing? Move! We need to get out of her.

Jaune: What if I didn't?

Ruby: Huh?

Jaune: What if I didn't run?

Weiss: *Concern* Jaune are you ok?

Jaune: What if I'm not a coward?

Ruby: No one is calling you a coward. We need to get out of here!

Jaune: What if I'm not gonna run away. What if I'm going to stand right here. What if I'm going to make my stand! Huh! What if I wanna go toe to toe with whatever is gonna come through that door.

Ruby: Weiss do something!

Weiss: What do you want me to do?!

Jaune: *Serious* What if I want them to get me. What if I want them to kill me. What if I want them to Try!

Weiss: HO...

Ruby: ..LY..

Salem: SHIT!!! Did you girls feel that tickling in your womb?

Weiss/Ruby: Uh-hu.

Salem: Fuck this, change of plans. Give me that man and I won't kill anyone anymore!

Jaune: What?

Weiss/Ruby: NOW WAY!!!

Salem: I will share him with you two.

Jaune: What?!

Weiss/Ruby: DEAL!!

The two grab Jaune and drag him to a door that Salem appears using magic so they can leave.

Jaune: Wait! What happened to my great feat?! It was my battle to the death!!! I'm a warrior, damn it!!!

#jaune arc #jaune #rwby jaune arc #rwby jaune #rwby ruby #ruby rose #ruby #rwby ruby rose #rwby weiss #weiss schnee #rwby weiss schnee #weiss #rwby salem #rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby lemon #rwby incorrect quotes #markiplier

[cod-dump]

Soap: You don’t make love with your eyes or your body… You make love with your heart and soul!

Gaz: *puts a sticker on his chest with an ‘L’ on it*

Gaz: You have a large soul

Soap: Thank you-

Roach: *puts a sticker with a ‘M’ on his crotch*

Roach: And you have a medium dick

*Soap stares at Roach as he laughs along with Gaz. Then Ghost laughs from the other room*

Soap: BABE-

Ghost: WHAT?! IT’S FUNNY

Gaz & Roach: *losing their shit*

#call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap #markiplier inspired

[foxtamer113]

Dark: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Wilford, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

#Darkstache #Darkiplier #Wilford Warfstache #Markiplier egos #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect ego quotes #lmao

[spacy-snail]

Vanessa: if you actually want to survive this job, you’re going to need this *pulls out unlabeled VHS tape*

Mike: *confusedly and hesitantly takes the tape*

LATER

Mike: *at home, puts the tape into a player* *the camera zooms in on the static of the tv* *he presses play on the remote*

TV: HELLO EVERYONE! MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER AND THIS IS YOUR GUIDE ON HOW TO NOT DIE AT YOUR JOB AT FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA

#this is how I hope this cameo goes #fnaf #fnaf movie #markiplier #mike schmidt #vanessa monroe #incorrect quote #snail scribbles

[incorrectcreepypastafam]

Ben: an uninhabited island

Ben: full of volcanoes

Sally, aside: I think we should be careful about the volcano thing because what if some big disaster happens like the day you put the video up and people get hurt

Ben, turning to the camera: there’s no such thing as volcanoes

Ben, aside: I don’t know if that’s any better

Sally: I think maybe we should start over

#source: markiplier #creepypasta #creepypasta incorrect quotes #ben drowned #benjamin lawman #sally creepypasta #sally williams #incorrect quotes

[galaxygirl8880]

Cale *pushing everyone away and pretending he doesn't care about them because of his curse*: well, that's a problem.

Cale: but not my fault i did everything I could.

Cale *looking at his main group*: also why are you still here?

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the counts family #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #cale henituse #raon miru #tcf raon #tcf ohn #tcf hong #the #✨ Markiplier tiktok audio ✨

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 599

Agatha: *practicing morally depraved spells she remembered from the Darkhold*

Y/N, watching: “I respect her so much”

Wanda: “Why? She’s practicing dark magic?”

Y/N: “I just respect her so much, nothing but respect for her. Such respect to her”

Wanda:…

Y/N…

Wanda, sighing: “You think it’s hot, don’t you”

Y/N: “NO NO! Nothing but RESPECT”

Wanda: “Sure, whatever you need to tell yourself”

#this was directly inspired by a rewatch of Markipliers RE8 play through and his RESPECT of Lady D #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #incorrect marvel quotes #agatha: darkhold diaries #agatha: Darkhold diaries counter #Darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries counter

[infinite-infinite-stars]

#iswm #in space with markiplier #invincible crew #iswm burt #iswm engineer mark #iswm gunther #iswm celci #incorrect quotes

[donnetellotheturtle]

Hugo: When did you start growing facial hair?

Varian: At the womb.

Hugo: No but actually.

Varian: Popped out of the womb with a beard and I lost it in the war.

Hugo: *cackling* That was one of the funniest things you've ever said!

#hugo vat7k #varian and the seven kingdoms #tangled varian #varian #vat7k #varigo #varian vat7k #vat7k incorrect quotes #markiplier quote

[thermodynamic-comedian]

yancy: how do you tell who's in control between celine and damien when talking to dark?

wilford: oh, it's actually pretty easy. i just get into an argument with them. if they storm off, damien's in control. if they snap back at me, celine's in control.

wilford: and if they punch me, it's both.

#idk is this anything #markiplier #darkiplier #yancy #markiplier cinematic universe #wilford warfstache #markiplier incorrect quotes #darkstache #wilford motherloving warfstache #celine wkm #damien wkm #celine the seer #damien the mayor

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2616

(Dialogue from The Amazing World of Gumball.)

#distractible podcast #distractible #markiplier #muyskerm #lordminion777 #bob muyskens #wade barnes #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #vid: our ratatouille moments #source: the amazing world of gumball

[septicwriters]

Dark: "Get on your knees."

Anti:....

Dark: "I said get down on the ground!"

Anti: "What? S̛o ̕we ca̴n ̛t̛alk to͏ e͜a͜ch̀ot͡he̷r̛ at ̛th͏e͞ ͡sa̵m̨e h̶ie͝g̀ht̕?"

#jacksepticeye #jse egos #jacksepticeye egos #markiplier #Markiplier egos #incorrect quotes #Dark is gonna come for Anti and I's kneecaps #avenge me! #fullmetal alchemist