Fury: omg you little angel cutie pie sweeetheart honeysuckle prickly pear sunshine baby ilysm!!!!!!!!!
sam: go big or go home!
nat: i am begging you, for once in your life, go home. please. just this once, go home.
sam: i’m goING BIG
*all the avengers at disney world*
sam, bucky, clint: *unamused, fumbling with their mickey hats*
rhodey: *groans* we really have to wear this nonsense?
thor: *smiling* i actually quite like it
tony: *forcing a fake smile* that’s the spirit, thor!
peter: *throws a tantrum because of the heat*
nat: the happiest place on earth, everyone
Steve: Um, Bucky? What do you think you’re doing?
Bucky, using his prosthetic as an extension to reach for the banana bread that was intentionally put out of his reach: Uhhhh who the hell is Bucky
Based on something my friend said to me in 1st grade
Bucky: *stares at Sam*
Bucky: Sam…your eyes match your skin
Steve: I’m a triple threat. I can sing, I can dance, and I found a gun.
MCU - in the soul stone
Bucky, gasping softly: oh my god what if Beyonce is here
Bucky: You think I would be a good pirate
Steve: I think you would be the best pirate
*on a mission with faulty earpieces*
Quill: Is everybody in position?
Mantis: Is someone talking?
Quill: Okay good. On three. One.
Rocket: What did he say?
Drax: Wait, I am not in position. *aero-rig malfunctioning*
Gamora: I’m ready for the countdown!
Quill: I’m not hearing anyone! Abort mission!
Rocket: He said “Go!”
*everyone begins shooting wildly*
Thor, every 30 minutes: [kick open the door of the lab] I would DIE for you Banner
Bruce, not even paying attention anymore: then perish
“When you talk to your pasta.” - Clint Barton
*young peter meeting carol for the first time*
peter: so you can move planets?
peter: and shoot lasers from your hands?
peter: and if you wanted to, you could lift this tower on top of your shoulders?
carol: sure can, bud
peter: *amazed* mom, dad, i’m moving to space with this one
peter: mom?? how did you find me?
nat: oh, i saw a huge explosion and wondered “now who could that be?”