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skylarinfinity · 8 months

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matt: [talking to foggy] i really love m/n but i will never trust him.

foggy: [look at matt with confused] but when you love someone don't you need to trust them- [stop talking when he see the villain they been hunting for years walk in through the front door and it's actually m/n]

matt: [sighed] see what i'm saying?

m/n: [don't care he get caught] matt you can't see...

matt: [deep sigh] heard what i'm saying?

foggy:

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marvellyous-archive · 2 years

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Wade: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Peter: It takes a screenshot.

Matt: For the love of god, shut the fuck up.

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starryeyedmatt · 1 year

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karen: i found something you're not gonna like *shows matt a newspaper*

matt: ... well it sounds like a sheet of paper but i guess you're referring to whats on the sheet of paper

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azerishi · 2 years

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Deadpool: Say, what's a less legal, more effective alternative to pepper spray?

Daredevil, without missing a beat: A flamethrower.

Spider-Man, who only wanted to team up for Team Red: *sigh* Guys, his knife barely touched me.

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totallynotdaredevil · 2 years

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Foggy: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Matt: Actually Foggy, it’s salt.

Foggy: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Matt: Uh Foggy, that would be salt.

Matt: *takes salt packer from Foggy* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

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marvelsarchiveofdumb · 1 year

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Matt: i don't, quote unquote, "own libs"

Foggy: ben shapiro???

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iwannabesawtrapped · 1 year

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just another day of calling big murder men "babygirl"

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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 3 months

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Daredevil, about Spiderman: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Deadpool: Are we stealing them?

Y/N: New or used?

Daredevil: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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softasawhisper · 8 months

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Daredevil Text Posts Part 10

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marvel-lous-guy · 3 months

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Peter: Mr Stark I'm going to hell

Tony: You're not religious, Pete. You don't even believe in hell

Peter: I beat up a blind man

Tony: What. The. Fuck.

Clint: Not cool, man

Peter: I didn't know he was blind!

Tony: how could you not tell he was blind!?

Peter: he was wearing a costume and I thought he was trying to mug some guys so I stopped him but it turns out he was stopping them from chasing this other guy!

Tony: A blind man was beating people up? Thats pretty impressive

Peter: Right!? Then he went to a dumpster-

Clint: Oh don't worry about that Pete- that's just Matt

Peter: you know him?

Clint: yeah he's a great guy, we shared a dumpster once. He always loses his canes

Tony: a deaf guy is friends with a blind guy? How do you talk?

Clint: we usually just skip the talking and get straight to the vigilante stuff

Peter: awesome

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kaethefangirl · 3 months

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Matt: I thought you were unserious and childish when I met you.

Peter: oh.

Matt: But then I met Wade, and now you seem professional and serious.

Peter: Wade isn't that goofy.

Wade: *in his room interrogating his stuffed unicorn* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA!?

Peter: Statement retracted.

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skylarinfinity · 10 months

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[m/n and matt chilling at their apartment]

m/n: [turn to face matt] do you think hardcore christian's cry when they learn some times you have to use sin in math?

matt: ...what-

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marvellyous-archive · 2 years

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Wade, banging on the door: Petey! Open up!

Peter: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Wade: No, I meant-

Matt: Let him finish.

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starryeyedmatt · 1 year

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DUDEEE IMAGINE y/n, matt, foggy, and karen are about to go to a halloween party and they are running out of ideas on what costumes they're gonna wear then y/n suddenly smirks and says the most absurd idea ever

y/n: matt...

matt: no. i know what you're gonna say. no!

foggy: what

y/n: 😏😏 you should wear the daredevil suit

matt: absolutely not! people will know!

y/n: matt, absolutely NO ONE will know! it'll be so funny!

matt: y/n no!! it's dangerous!

karen: i like your style y/n 🤣

obviously they didn't go with the idea but it was funny

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marvelgaynesstothemax · 8 months