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teruel-a-witch · 1 day
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Tfw you are Steve Mcgarrett and you've spent in the closet so long you still get nervous about your husband intimately touching you in public while in uniform.
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incorrect-mcdanno · 5 months
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Danny: WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE?! Steve: [nudges one with his toe] Honestly, not much.
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Steve: what do you get when an inexorable force meets an immovable object?
Danny: our marriage.
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anastablack · 1 year
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I'm not sure what is happening here. And that's one of the things I love about H50. The background. You always should look at the background if you don't want to miss something like this.
Danny: *he wanted me to unbutton my shirt. I did it, so why isn't he looking at me?*
Danny: *look at me, Steve*
Steve: *not now, Danny, I'm trying to stay focused*
Steve: *shit, what are they talking about*
Danny: *ha, mission accomplished*
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sepiawizarddetective · 5 months
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Danny: Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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h50 10x09 Steve saying he doesn’t need to get Danny out of his house “tonight” with the biggest grin. Like fine, we get it, you’re getting f**ked in the ass tonight, no need to brag.
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ellena-asg · 6 months
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mrcreative8899 · 1 year
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Kira: Hey, Xenk, what’s up?
Xenk: Food prices.
Kira: No, I mean what are you doing?
Xenk: Your dad.
Kira: I want to move out.
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40sjoyner · 6 months
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Steve, sarcastically: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Danny, softly: You and me.
Steve, tearing up: *voice cracking* Okay...
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Steve, trying to prove his smooth dog nickname isn’t ironic and he can totally flirt; hey babe, what are you wearing?
Danny without missing a beat; nothing but my wedding ring on my finger and your name on my tongue.
Steve: 😳😳😳🤯🤯
Steve: You're not being fair, Daniel!
Steve: ...I'll be home soon. Stay naked and thinking of me.
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teruel-a-witch · 2 months
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mcdanno + text post meme + freak4freak ad infinitum (it's okay guys, your issues complement each other)
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incorrect-mcdanno · 5 months
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Well, you know I love my team. It's just sometimes I want to get in a car and run them all over.
Danny Williams, probably.
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Oahu, EXT, Day.
STEVE is shirtless, dripping, tanned and gorgeous in the driveway, washing the Silverado with a bucket and sponge.
DANNY pulls up in the Camaro.
DANNY: hey, babe.
STEVE: Danny! That’s the third week in a row you’ve arrived exactly when I’ve been washing the car.
DANNY: pure coincidence, I can assure you.
STEVE: I don’t believe in coincidences. I know what you want.
DANNY: oh, yeah?
STEVE: yeah, you want me to wash the Camaro too.
DANNY (setting up deck chair): yeah, you got me, babe.
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anastablack · 1 year
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I feel like after this talk about lingerie, if Chin hadn't called, something like this would happen:
Steve: Let me... You know what?
Danny: what?
Steve: I can prove you are wrong
Danny: Oh, interesting. And how exactly?
Steve:
Danny:
Danny: Oh
Danny: Oh
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ncisrhapsody · 11 months
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Steve McGarrett (externally): Book ‘em, Danno 😎
Steve McGarrett (internally): Book me, Danno 😍
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ellena-asg · 7 months
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bonus: Chin's reaction (aka Become a cop, they said. It's a serious job with serious people, they said)
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