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Sam: So your alibi is... a mysterious stranger ate Fury's last croissant, stole your metal arm, wrote "SAM ATE THE LAST CROISSANT" in finger paint on the bathroom wall using your metal arm, gave you your paint-covered arm back, and then planted the finger paint in your stuff?
Bucky: Well yeah if you say it like that I doesn't sound believable
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Peter: I have to write a slam poem for English class and I need a word in which there's three consonants in a row, I can't think of anyth-
Bucky: Strangulation.
Peter:
Bucky:
Peter: ... How's life, Mr. Bucky?
Bucky: Oh, you know. The usual.
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Tony: I did the right thing by recruiting Peter.

Pepper: You messed up a perfectly good 15 year old nerd is what you did. Look at him. He’s got anxiety

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bruce: [cooking] hmm this sauce needs more salt
thor: say no more [grabs loki and dunks him into bruce's saucepan]
bruce: okay maybe not that much salt, i was thinking like a pinch?
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Wade: I have found him. At last.
Matt: Who???
Wade: My dream sugar daddy.
Matt: You need Jesus.
Wade: I'm not even kidding. He was so hot.
Matt: I wasn't kidding either. Ever heard of the bible? Confessing your sins? Volunteering for a church? Heal your soul
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A lil Captain Marvel rant

So I hadn’t come across this before so it had escaped me that there are people out there watching and liking Captian Marvel, but reading posts about her being a protector of lesbians (along with thor) and being a lesbian herself, and revolting.

I had this random dude text me after seeing my story about Thor wanting to set up a date for Carol and Valkrye. And he gets so defensive saying she’s not LGBTQ and she can’t be! I ship her and Thor they are goals and all that Shit.

Everyday I think we’re moving forward, trying to improve but it’s two steps forward and one step back.

But I guess it’s still one step forward

Originally posted by leiaskyswalker

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Peter, via text: Mr. Stark built a flamethrower.
Stephen: Oh my God.
Peter: You should probably get here.
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