Steve: Um, Bucky? What do you think you’re doing?
Bucky, using his prosthetic as an extension to reach for the banana bread that was intentionally put out of his reach: Uhhhh who the hell is Bucky
MCU - in the soul stone
Bucky, gasping softly: oh my god what if Beyonce is here
Bucky: You think I would be a good pirate
Steve: I think you would be the best pirate
Tony: When first winked at me, it’s like you proposed
Stephen: What?? That makes no fucking sense-
Rhodey: Don’t talk to your wife like that
Tony: Yeah >: )
Thor, every 30 minutes: [kick open the door of the lab] I would DIE for you Banner
Bruce, not even paying attention anymore: then perish
Peter: Mr. Stark, you left your phone in the lab so I wrote down all your messages here, which I organized into three piles:
Peter: “From Pepper”
Peter: “Death threats”
Peter: and “Death threats from Pepper".
Scott: wait so you like me??for my personality??
Hope: i know i was surprised too
Natasha: *Is a little shiz*
Clint: *Loves her anyway*
Tony: I’ve had three anxiety attacks and eight cups of coffee today I’m immortal
Stephen: *Continues reading*
Tony: I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, then you need to acquire some goddamn taste.
Peter: Guys? I need your help with something.
Avengers: [start pulling out weapons]
Peter: [opens math textbook]
Steve, dropping his shield: Oh… that kind of help. Where’s Banner?