#incorrect mdzs

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Wei Wuxian: Am I proud of my choices? No.

Wei Wuxian: Do I regret my choices…

Wei Wuxian: Also no.

#source: original #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian

[restingdomface]

Jiang Yanli: Who are you playing with, Xianxian?

Wei Wuxian: Wen Ning.

Jiang Cheng: *rounds the corner of the hall and finds a chain wrapped fierce corpse* Ahh, who are you?!?

Wen Ning: I’m Wen Ning.

Jiang Yanli: He’s Wen Ning. He’s Xianxian’s friend.

Jiang Cheng: oh my god

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect untamed quotes #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #wen Ning #Im Amanda Im six #WWX is painting his nails and brushing his hair

[erivroom]

MDZS characters as things me and my best friend have messaged to each other

JC: how come any time we have any deep and meaningful conversation it goes funny silly talk > deep convo > funny silly talk again

WWX: gotta have a good intro and outro for my depression

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #yunmeng bros #incorrect mdzs

[naehja]

Jin Guangyao: I hardly slept last night. Lan XiChen: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Jin Guangyao: Who the hell would be thinking about me at 3am? Nie Huaisang: *has plotted Jin Guangyao's death, in ten different ways, for hours last night* Nie Huaisang:*has actually chosen the fifth one at 3am* Nie Huaisang: Ho i wonder =)

#jin guangyao #lan xichen #nie huaisang #incorrect mdzs

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*

lan wangji: move in with me

#he’s literally me whenever I see a cute goth girl #they’re so lesbian coded honestly #LWJ always had that u-haul parked and ready #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #wangxian #yiling patriarch #yiling laozu #apple memes 🍎 #my favorite he/him lesbians ✨🦄 #disclaimer that this is a shitpost and is not meant to be accurate to canon in any way #but it IS accurate in my head

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

i mean what else is there to do after one defeats the Xuanwu of Slaughter ?

#mxtx #mdzs #wangxian #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #lan wangji #definitely not the last time he’s gonna wait for his wife to wake up lol

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Wei Wuxian: would you still think i’m hot if i was evil

Lan Wangji: if by “evil” you mean rebelling against the orthodoxy that was actually so incredibly attractive i almost threw up though i actively tried to ignore it at the time

Lan Wangji: your face is very red, what is wrong

#wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #wangxian #mdzs #cql #the untamed #mdzs meme #cql meme #the untamed meme #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #incorrect the untamed #cringe fail insane husbands

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #source: tiktok

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #incorrect cql

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Lwj: *softly* ouch…

Wwx: What happened?!

Lwj: Nothing. I just nicked my finger while cleaning Bichen.

Wwx: Aw, here. *kisses his finger*

Lwj: What’s that for?

Wwx: Shijie does that to me! It’s supposed to make you feel better!

—Later—

Lwj: Brother, may I ask you to please punch me in the mouth?

Lxc: … Brother???

Jwy: Can I volunteer?

(Insp.)

#the untamed #cql #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect quotes #lan xichen #lan huan #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

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[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Wangji: Jiang Wanyin, I’m asking permission to marry your brother.

Jiang Cheng: What is this, the dark ages? Since you asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan Wangji #wangxian

[restingdomface]

Wei Wuxian: Hey class, welcome to my unboxing seminar *holds up a crow bar* let’s get right to it. *starts prying open a coffin*

Lan Sizhui: 👁️👄👁️

Lan Jingyi: 🤢

Jin Ling: 👁️👄👁️

Ouyang Zizhen: 😳

Wei Wuxian: *gets coffin open* …hey, I think I know this guy?

Jin Ling: *comes over with Sizhui while the other juniors cry* he ain’t got no head. You know this guy based off his abs?

Lan Sizhui: He’s also not wearing any pants :/

Wei Wuxian: Well, okay, listen, just wait a second, I just- what I MEANT WAS-

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect untamed quotes #wei wuxian #juniors #junior quartet #yes they are being corrupted by uncle idiot #yi city arc #calm down wei Ying your homogay is showing #nie mingjue

[lucky-cat-13]

Nie Huaisang: I'm gonna need a human skull and you can't ask any questions.

Wei Wuxian: Only if you also don't ask why.

Wei Wuxian: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Nie Huaisang: ...

Wei Wuxian: ...

Nie Huaisang: This one is fine.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #source: tiktok

[jubileesstuff]

Wei Ying: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Lan Zhan: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Wei Ying: Seize the dick.

#lan zhan actually knows what it means #he just wants to plan innocent before he fucks wei ying into oblivion #rip wei yings ass #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wei ying #wangxian #wang yibo #xiao zhan #incorrect the untamed #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mxtx #mdzs #the untamed #mxtx #lan clan

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *on the boat in Caiyi Town* of course i know how to talk to girls, i can make any girl fall in love with me! watch this-

wei wuxian: *pointing at lan wangji* LADIES, ISN’T HE PRETTY? HANDSOME?? OTHERWORDLY???

ladies: so handsome!!!

wei wuxian: IS HE NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS IMMACULATE MALE SPECIMEN YOU’VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE?

ladies: yeeaah…! i guess?

wei wuxian: WOULDN’T YOU PURPOSELY BREAK ALL 3,000 LAN SECT RULES JUST TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM? TO STARE AT HIS FACE FOR HOURS?? TO GET PUNISHED BY HIM???

ladies: …………

wei wuxian: WOULD YOU DRAW HIS PORTRAIT AND SHOW HIM YOUR COLLECTION OF GAY POR-

jiang cheng: *pushes him off the boat*

#I mean #this is basically what he said in my mind LMFAO #mdzs #the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #cql #incorrect mdzs #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #apple memes 🍎 #jiang cheng #lan zhan #wei ying #hanguang jun #jiang wanyin #he’s gay your honor