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[haywire-hetfield]

Lars: I'm just gonna go and confront James face to face. Kirk: Face to face? What? Are you going to wait for him to sit down or are you gonna stand on the coffee table?

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[release-the-mccracken]

James: I love you guys. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. Kirk: We're the best thing that ever happened to you...? James: Yeah! Lars: Well, I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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[tommyleeswife]

Klars quotes

Lars: My hands are cold.

Kirk : Here, let me hold them.

Lars : My lips are cold too.

Kirk : *covers Lars's mouth with his hand*

Kirk: Can you cut me some slack, Lars? I’m sort of in love.

Lars : I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Kirk : I’m in love with you.

Lars : *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

Lars: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Kirk: That's great, Lars. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 40 fucking years.

Lars: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Kirk : *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Lars : That one. I want that one.

Kirk, to Lars: We had a date!

Kirk : *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

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[klirk-hammurton]

Incorrect Metallica Quotes: Elf On A Shelf

Kirk: -dying of laughter-

Rob: -laughing his ass off can barely breathe-

Jason: -holding a camera- STOP MOVING, LARS! YOUR FACE KEEPS COMING OUT BLURRY!

James: -walks into the room wondering why everyone is being loud af- what the hell are you doing?

Lars: -is dressed in an elf outfit and is obviously pissed- PUT ME DOWN YOU TALL ASS MOTHER FUCKER!

Cliff: -way too amused holding an obviously feral Lars- we got a real life elf on a shelf

Kirk: -still cackling and can't talk-

James: -starting to find this funny- ya'll are fucking idiots...

Lars: DON'T JUST STAND THERE! COME HELP ME MOTHER FUCKER!

Kirk: -still laughing- we tried making him the tree topper but he kept falling off

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[incorrectmetallicaquotes]

first, i park my car. then, i fuck your bitch

— kirk hammett

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[bearfoottruck]

Kirk: "Is a wah-wah pedal an instrument?"

Dave: "No Kirk, a wah-wah pedal is not an instrument."

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[vodrae]

Bruce : I'm scared Dami and Jaybird won't get along.

Alfred : i'm sure Miss Talia can handle those vacations perfectly.

Bruce : My guts are telling me otherwise, Alfred. I'm asking Clark to go and see. To be sure.

Alfred : That's your anxiety master Bruce. And if you are doing this, i'm cancelling Grey Ghost week.

Bruce : I THOUGHT YOU WERE SWORN TO TAKE CARE OF THIS FAMILY !

Alfred : Excatly, master Bruce.

During this time Jason and Damian :

(James Hetfield & Jason Newsted Underrated Duo by WardSpeaksMusic on Youtube)

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[kirk-the-ripper]

The only boot you’ll EVER catch me licking. 😏😂🤭

@jaymz-hetfeeld-blogg

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[incorrectnessduskwood]

MC: Listen, Dan.

MC: He's wearing a Metallica shirt, I'm wearing a Metallica shirt.

MC: We're meant to be together.

Dan: But what if I was wearing a Metallica shirt?

MC: ... It's a little different between me and you.

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[incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes]

*Enter Sandman by Metallica playing*

Mikey: Sleep with one eye open! Gripping your pillow tight!

Leo: Exit light!

Raph: Enter night!

Donnie: Take my hand!

All four: We're off to never never land!

Master Splinter: *trying to sleep* ._.

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[weepingguitar1968]

Lars: *looks at Dave playing guitar*

Dave: what are you staring like an ass on the toilet?

Lars: ....

Lars: I hate you....

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[haywire-hetfield]

James: I should've left at you at that street corner where you were standing. Jason: But you didn't.

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[release-the-mccracken]

Computer: Please enter a password. James, typing out Lars: Computer: Password too short. James, sighing: I know.

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[tommyleeswife]

Klars Quotes:

Lars: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Kirk: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Lars: How much did you spend on this date?

Kirk: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

Lars: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Kirk: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Lars: Holy moly-

Kirk: We’re getting married, bitches!

Lars: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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[klirk-hammurton]

Incorrect Metallica Quotes: Mistlefoe

Cliff: -walking into a room- what's up with the weird mistletoe?

James: Lars decided its now called mistlefoe

Lars: -standing on a stool- LETS GO! YOU AND ME RIGHT NOW! SOMEONE'S HALLS IS GETTING DECKED YOU TALL ASS MOTHER FUCKER!

Kirk: -sighing- this is why we can't ever do nice things....

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[incorrectmetallicaquotes]

Rob: [referring to James] Well, well, well… look what finally decided to show up... a cowboy baby.

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