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Pony Onion Headlines: Part 2

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[glimglamstan]

Name something more cannon I dare you

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[dakotaeverafter]

Applejack: whenever Rarity is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids of all the jars, so she has to come to me for help.

*sounds of glass breaking in the background*

Applejack: it hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.

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[sunburstxstarlightblog]

Starlight: Y-You're in love with me? Sunburst: Yeah...huh, unless you're not in love with me, then I take that back 'cause, you know, I'm cool...

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[certifiedraritysimp]

Rarity: Applejack, would you still love me if I was a worm...?

Applejack: What in the Hell are you talkin' about??

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[laz-kay]

'Can I copy the homework?'

Twilight: I can help you with it!

Fluttershy: Yeah, sure.

Rainbow Dash: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Pinkie Pie: lol nope.

Applejack: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Rarity: *Read 5:55pm*

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[prismy-sprout]

Yeah... I think is better no one tells her, at least for a couple of years.

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[2dfangirl]

Sunset: This is a list of possible places the sirens could be.

Twilight: This is a globe.

Sunset: Yeah, we have no fucking clue where they are

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[zenfulmockingbird]

Princess Luna: Wow, AJ, you want to hold my hoof before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. AJ: We literally slept together yesterday. Princess Luna: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hoof.

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[krixwell]

Izzy: I saw ponies talking about me on the Canternet.

Sunny: All good things, right?

Izzy: Mostly, yeah, but they kept spelling my name wrong!

Sunny: How did they spell it? "I-S-S-Y"?

Izzy: No no, the Izzy part's fine. But they kept spelling my last name as "M-O-O-N-B-O-W".

Sunny: I see— wait, no, what? Isn't that how it's written?

Izzy: You've heard me say it! It's "Izzy M-O-O-O-O-N-B-O-W-😏"!

Sunny: How in Equestria did you pronounce that last letter?

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[fandomtrxsh19]

Adagio: *to Sunset* Hmmm. For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.

Sonata: And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important.

Aria: Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Pony Onion Headlines: Part 3

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[rasazys-ramblings]

Pinkie Pie: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH BULLSHIT IT'S TIME TO START FALLOUT EQUESTRIA

Pinkie Pie: *Pulls out a nuke*

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[dakotaeverafter]

Applejack: *bent under hood of car*

Rarity: can you find the issue that has caused a delay in our trip, darling?

Applejack: *looks up* yeah, c'mere!

Applejack, pointing at a large gap: see that hole right there in the middle?

Rarity: yes?

Applejack: that's where the engine's supposed to be

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[sunburstxstarlightblog]

Sunburst: You’re pretty cute when you’re nice.

Starlight: And when I’m not?

Sunburst: Hot as fuck.

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[h-nrii]

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Pinkie, grinning: I have a knife!

Twilight : Put it down, Pinkie.

Pinkie: Make me! *sprints away*

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