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incorectquoteswlw · 20 hours
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Nat: Yelena cut her hair
Clint: (holding up his constantly vibrating phone) I know
Nat: How's Bishop taking it?
Clint: (sighs and reads from his phone in a monotonous voice) She cut her hair, Clint she just cut her hair. She didn't even say anything, she just did it. Oh my god. She is so hot. She's hotter now. Almost too hot. How did I manage to convince her to date me? She is way too good looking, it should be a crime. Is it a crime?
Nat: Oh so-
Clint: (continuing) She's already got the perfect style figured out too. I'm dizzy, can you get dizzy from this? Because I am. Oh my god, I can't look at her without blushing.
Clint: (flashing the screen) Then she sent a bunch of gifs of people screaming
Nat: (nods, holding up her phone) Yelena texted me
Clint: What did she say?
Nat: (reading from the phone) My new hair has made Kate Bishop go brain stupid. It is very funny, you should come see her.
They share a look before shrugging and getting off the couch
Clint: It's been a slow day anyway
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mamaspidershit · 3 days
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Peter: Foster care is just government-sanctioned kidnapping. Clint: Wait no, you’re right. Natasha: That’s why I made a fake uncle. Maria, tired: no.
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auroraromaximoff · 16 days
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Nat: You know Archaic Latin ?
Y/n: I got bored with classical Latin.
Wanda: You know normal Latin?
Y/n: Yeah, someone from my sewing class taught me.
Nat/Wanda: YOU TEACH A SEWING CLASS?!
Y/n: You two don’t know everything about me
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trikruismybitch · 3 months
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Yelena: Why are you two being weird
Y/n *looks anxiously between the two and spits out*: Natasha and i kissed
*Natasha groans*
Yelena *gasps* WHAT?!?
Natasha: Only to keep our cover from being blown, we didn't have a choice!
Yelena *excited* TELL ME EVERYTHING!!!
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incorrect-wandanat · 2 months
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Wanda: Now they come for my woman? My sweet, defenseless little woman?!
Nat: I’m the Black Widow.
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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 11 months
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Y/N, over text: baby i need you right now
Y/N: in the bedroom
Natasha, over text: i’ll be right there ;)
Natasha upon entering the room: Y/n... why are you standing on a chair?
Y/N, crying: There’s a spider and I need you to get rid of it for me
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upon-a-starry-night · 10 months
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Marvel Incorrect Quotes
*Y/n being interviewed*
Interviewer: So y/n, what makes you happy?
Y/n: Natasha
Interviewer: awee. okay- What makes you scared?
Y/n:... Natasha
Interviewer: oh? okay.. uhm. What turns you on?
Y/n:*sweating profusely*... N- Natasha
Interviewer: are you going to answer Natasha to every question
Y/n: *on the verge of tears* N- n-
interviewer: -No?
Y/n: *softly*  ᴺᵃᵗᵃˢʰᵃ
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esmerxyaugusta · 2 months
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peter: HELP ME, I HAVE A PROBLEM!!
nat: i need to hide a body problem? or i like someone problem?
peter: no.... maths problem
nat: oh, nevermind then.....
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Wanda, holding a rock: Y/n just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock". Natasha : If you don't marry Y/n, I will.
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floilee · 1 month
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Bucky: Do you never shut up?
Kate: You're just jealous because no one calls you daddy.
(Yelena chokes on water)
Natasha whispering to sister: Have I ever told you how much I respect your girlfriend? Because she deserves all respect.
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skylarinfinity · 4 months
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kate : [staring at natasha while drinking her coffee] did every russian call people with their full name?
natasha : [looking up from her breakfast] what? of course not, what make you think that?
kate : it's yelena-
natasha : that's yelena, she... she just different-
[yelena and male reader walk into the kitchen side by side]
yelena and male reader : hello kate bishop, good morning!
[kate looking at natasha with raised eyebrow]
natasha : [sigh] listen here kate bishop- oh lord it's is russian thing...
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mamaspidershit · 2 days
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Peter, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Natasha, standing in front of Peter: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen* Peter, crying: Please...stop...
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auroraromaximoff · 3 months
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(Nat trying to practice flirting)
Nat: I made tea
Y/n: No thanks, I don’t want tea
Nat: The tea isn’t for you, it’s mine
Y/n: Then why mention it?
Nat: *shrugs* Conversation starter?
Y/n: *laughs* That’s a terrible conversation starter
Nat: Oh is it? We’re conversing aren’t we? Checkmate
Y/n: You’re lucky you’re cute
Nat: You think I’m cute? *malfunctions*
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dany-is-my-queen · 2 years
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Y/N: I want an avenger girlfriend.
Kate: I volunteer as tribute :)
Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair.
Natasha: Here I am :)
Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair who can actually levitate.
Carol: Red is not my style but I can dye it for you ;)
Y/N all frantic: DAMN IT I MEANT I WANT AN AVENGER GIRLFRIEND WITH RED HAIR WHO CAN LEVITATE AND SO HAPPENS TO BE CALLED WANDA MAXIMOFF AKA THE SCARLET WITCH.
Wanda: You could have started with the end.
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incorrect-wandanat · 3 months
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Wanda: Aw man, someone took the last soda.
Nat: What flavor?
Wanda: Oran—
Nat: *pulls out a 12-pack of orange soda*
Wanda: What the hell
Nat: I have a secret stash because they’re your favorite.
Wanda: Okay but you literally just pulled that out of nowhere.
Nat: …because I love you.
Wanda: but wHERE DID THEY COME FROM?
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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 1 year
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Y/N: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Natasha: What's that?
Y/N: Remorse code.
Natasha: I'm even angrier now.
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