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hannibals-favourite-meal · 2 years

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Obi-Wan: Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump.

Anakin: *points at a picture* That one is the dump.

Obi-Wan: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

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aprill-99 · 2 years

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Vader: “How can you still care about me? I betrayed you.”

Obi-Wan: “How can you think I cared about you so little that your betraying me would make a difference?”

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orofritokathy · 2 years

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Obi-Wan: *sprinting for his life*

AAAAAAEEEEEEEIIIAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Darth Vader: *strutting his stuff like he Owns™ this town* Why are you running?! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!

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sodamnbored · 2 years

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Luke: So, what do like to do in your spare time?

Obi Wan, conversationally: Oh anything really. Play with animals, I suppose. Vodka’s kind of a hobby.

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the-brave-new-world-project · 2 years

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Obi Wan Kenobi: Yes, and what about the rest of us?

Destiny: You *really* wanna know?

*Obi Wan can't imagine why he wouldn't*

*Sass increases*

Obi Wan Kenobi: Please, do enlighten us.

Destiny: You have several.

*Brief pause, for tension*

Destiny: The Negotiator

*In the same French accent*

Destiny: Le Flirt

*Normally*

Destiny: The Dutchess New Grove.

*Council, shook*

Destiny: Hoe-bi Wan

*Council, in utter shock*

Destiny: I have more

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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 6 months

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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.

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tattycoram · 1 month

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Obi-wan: Why is Cody crying? Rex: He took a 'which Jedi are you' quiz Obi-wan: And? Rex: And he got general Skywalker

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ventresses · 3 months

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Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)

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magnusbae · 5 months

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Prequels: Incorrect Quotes

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techfan450 · 3 months

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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...

Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!

Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!

Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??

Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.

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bbygirl-obi · 8 months

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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.

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mearchy · 3 months

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Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Bly: Um...Neat.

*later*

Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.

Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?

Bly: Didn't you thank him?

Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

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orofritokathy · 2 years

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Anakin: Thank you Obi-Wan. Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul. I'll never have to kill again.

Obi-Wan: Really?

(Anakin turns back into Vader)

Vader: Nah! I'm just screwing with you!

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