Ace: I failed our mother
Ace: Sell me back to the store you got me from
Ace: I was discount for a reason
Garp: *nods*
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One Piece comic featuring Sanji (a dumbass in everything but cooking) and Zoro (a dumbass in everything, full stop).
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Zoro: would you say you're independent?
Luffy: *looks at yn*
Yn: *nods*
Luffy: I'd say so, yes
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Sanji: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.
Zoro: Mine just says “Zoro, no.”
Sanji: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Shanks: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Buggy: Yes.
Shanks: I love you.
Buggy: It back.
*Later*
Benn: Why is the captain crying face-down on the floor?
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An interviewer: What kind of a person you're attracted to, Roronoa Zoro?
Zoro, solemnly: My captain, Luffy.
The same interviewer (whistles): And how about you, Trafalgar Law? What kind of a person you're attracted to?
Law, still pissed because Wano: Zoro's captain, Luffy.
Zoro: HEY- 💢
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Mihawk [to Zoro]: If you see Red Hair, give him this face for me. [puts on a neutral expression and lifts his hand, palm facing upwards] He’ll know what it means.
[Later]
Zoro: Speaking of Hawkeye, he asked me to give you a message. [repeats the expression and gesture from earlier]
Shanks [sharp intake of breath]: The neutral face of displeasure.
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Shanks: Why does Mihawk always do the laundry so loudly?
Reader: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.
Mihawk, in the distance: * slams the washing machine shut*
(Some crack in the form of incorrect quotes. Mihawk also doesn't trust them to do the laundry)
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i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶
(source)
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Zoro: Back off, bitch. No one touches my tits
Zoro: Except for my captain
Zoro: And maybe the cook if he’s been good
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Zoro: Hey, Sanji, what does 'Embrasse moi' mean?
Sanji: Kiss me.
Zoro: Okay...
Zoro, after kissing him: That doesn't answer my question, though.
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Sanji: WHO ATE THE BREAD?!
Sanji: I'M GOING TO FUCKING -
Robin: I did?
Sanji: -go back into the kitchen and bake some more. I am so glad you enjoyed the bread, it's a new recipe!
*walks away*
Robin:
Robin: He's gone, Captain.
Luffy, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in his mouth: Twankh uh!
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My sad sad boy. I relate to him so much in so many aspects
U can follow me on insta for more art: thatsadking
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