#incorrect ouran quotes

[ouranbutworse]

Tamaki: You're cute when you're mad.

Haruhi: Then I'm about to get fucking adorable!

Kyoya: Thank you to my mother, who posted how much she loves her three children on Facebook... I'm the fourth.

Renge: Hey, don't insult my cooking, I used to be a professional caterer!

Hikaru: And you still would be, if you hadn't poisoned those nuns.

Hikaru: This scented candle smells like shit.

Honey: Those are my grandma's ashes.

Kyoya: They don't ID me for liquor or cigarettes anymore because they see the light has left my eyes.

Hikaru: Sluts never get turned down.

Kaoru: Let's test that theory: Hey, Kyoya! Ever been turned down?

Kyoya: Nope.

Kaoru: Guess you're right, Hikaru.

Hikaru: Let's go car shopping. Our parents promised me a bar if I got all B's, and I got all C's.

Haruhi: I think I'll just stay in my room tonight, dad. Goodnight.

Ranka: Okay, goodnight sweetie.

Tamaki from the closet: Goodnight Ranka!

Haruhi: I feel so uncomfortable around tall people. What if they lick my head?

Kasanoda: I'm on probation from the gardening club because every time someone asked what was eating their plants I kept telling them it was me.

Tamaki: Sorry I'm late, I got trapped inside my duvet cover.

Kuze: One time I sprayed hand sanitizer into another kid's eyes in second grade and now he wears glasses.

Yoshio: Despite my screw ups, I was able to raise four fully functional children.

Kyoya: You have four kids we don't know about?

Ranka: I was wondering if we could have a little chat.

Tamaki: You want me to go home?

Ranka: No, no, it's the opposite of that.

Tamaki: ... I want you to go home?

Haruhi: My neighbourhood is totally safe.

Hikaru: I'm pretty sure our car had wheels when we parked here earlier.

Haruhi: I have edge.

Mori: You really don't. You are literally the most wide eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

Haruhi: Not eating lunch today?

Kyoya: No, I got my lunch money taken.

Haruhi: There are bullies at this school?

Kyoya: Yes but Akito took mine, the dick.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Babs and I are the main characters, so that means we are the love interests.

Jason: Oh yeah? What does that make us?

Dick: *points to Jason and Roy*

Dick: You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.

#source: ouran high school host club #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #barbara gordon #oracle #roy harper #arsenal #dickbabs #jayroy #teen titans #red hood and the outlaws #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[blue-rose-soul]

Angel Dust: (teasing) I'm just saying! This guy's clearly down bad for Smiles. It's plain as day, and kinda sickening.

Alastor: Now hold on; I can deal with your crass remarks usually, but don't you think you're taking it a step too far? Honestly, not everything is as you imagine it in your depraved little mind-

Vox: No, he's right. I did have a thing for you.

[Loud static screech. All hotel residents now staring openly with varying degrees of interest.]

Vox: And after everything I fucking did for you, you still had the nerve to shoot me down after stringing me along, you ungrateful piece of shit!

Angel Dust, Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Niffty, Frank, and Alastor: WHAT!?

Lucifer: Alastor, why are you surprised?

#incorrect quotes #source: Ouran High School Host Club #though I made Vox more of a jerk than the dude in the source material #Hazbin Hotel #Angel Dust #Alastor #Vox #Lucifer Morningstar #Charlie Morningstar #Vaggie #Husk (Hazbin Hotel) #Niffty #one sided StaticRadio #they're mostly just standing by and watching the drama #I don't know which thought is funnier to me: #Alastor knows exactly how Vox feels and uses it to troll him #or Alastor has zero clue and just thinks Vox is irrationally angry over a rejected business proposal #I mean he *is* irrationally angry #nice guy Vox vs aroace Alastor FIGHT

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Luo Binghe: Shizun and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests!

Liu Qingge: Oh yeah, then what are we?

Luo Binghe: *points at everyone* You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.

#source: ohshc #source: Ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #incorrect scum villian #svsss #scum villian’s self saving system #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #Liu Qingge

[worlds-fluffiest-detective]

haruhi: wow rent has been oddly stable lately

kyoya: we bought your apartment complex a while back btw

haruhi: y o u w h a t n o w

#ouran #ouran incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #haruhi fujioka #kyoya ootori

[thelovinghost]

Y/n: Pros and cons of dating me. Y/n: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Y/n: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin- Tamaki, hugging Y/n like a puppy: I love you, even with all your cons

#Tamaki Suoh #Tamaki x Reader #OHSHC #Tamaki x reader #Tamaki Suoh x Reader #Ouran high School Host Club #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect OHSHC Quotes #Incorrect Ouran High School Host Club Quotes #Tamaki #OHSHC x Reader #Ouran High School Host Club x Reader

[venusleontios55555]

Turning older than your favorite fictional characters feels like a completely impossible and mind blowing experience

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[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Tamaki: I put together a list of the suspects.

Kyoya: Your own name is on the list...?

Tamaki: I have no idea where I was on Friday and I don't have an alibi. I've been tailing myself for three days.

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[the-overload-space]

Haruhi: I told Kyoya his ears flush when he lies. Tamaki: Why? Haruhi: Look. Haruhi: Hey Kyoya! Do you love us? Kyoya, covering his ears: No. Tamaki:

#tamakyoharu #tamakyo #tamaharu #kyoharu #ohshc #ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes

[twistedwonderlandobsession]

Ace sliding into Prefects DMs asking for homework

#disney twst #twisted wonderland #twst #twst scenarios #disney twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland ace #ace x reader #ace trappola #ace trappapola #twst ace #ace x yuu #apply to any desperate character #ohshc #ouran high school host club #ouran host club

[ouranbutworse]

Kyoya: I haven't gotten an F since I failed recess in second grade. I was a painfully boring child.

Kaoru: You're still boring now.

Kaoru: I hope Hikaru is okay, he can get pretty insecure when he's alone.

Hikaru at the other end of the school: Kaoru? KAORU?!

Mori: When Shania Twain says "let's go girls" I feel like I could kick a door off its hinges.

Tamaki: I wasn't sure what to get Antoinette for her birthday so I bought her the same Apple watch as me so we match.

Mrs. Ootori: Fuyumi, don't get pregnant. Getting pregnant with Kyoya was the worst mistake of my life.

Kyoya: I'm right here.

Mrs. Ootori: Oh right, I forgot. Apparently I tried to kick him away, like giraffes do at the zoo.

Kyoya: ... I'm doing so well emotionally.

Tamaki: Where do babies come from?

Yuzuru: Tamaki, I'm sure we've talked about this.

Tamaki: Yeah, but I'm blanking. Two guys, right?

Kaoru: Sorry, we have to leave early, Ageha's school called, she tried to play God at the science fair again.

Tamaki: I'll pay for your lunch, Haruhi!

Haruhi: Oh, okay.

Lunchlady: That'll be 100,000 yen.

Tamaki: ...What the fuck?

Mori: I love my friends. They never demand I speak. I can go nonverbal and listen to them like they're a podcast.

Kyoya: My smartwatch just congratulated me on my run and said I burned 300 calories... I was sat down eating a cheeseburger.

Tamaki: Hikaru, Kaoru, FBI agents don't hold hands!

Hikaru: These ones do!

Kaoru: Yeah, and they sleep in the same bed!

Honey: While we were in Boston I got this 10% off coupon, it saved me $90 at a bakery!

Mori: He saved $90 on a $900 purchase, and he's still happy about it.

Kyoya: Right, I'm leaving for my doctor's appointment. Please behave while I'm gone.

Kaoru: Still trying to find your soul?

Kyoya: Oh please, they gave up on that when I was less than a year old.

Hikaru: The oneesan from the train poster I fell in love with got pregnant, so I've been crying about that for a few nights now.

Kaoru: Next time, tell a therapist that instead of me.

Renge: Hey, what did you guys get for number twelve?

Kaoru: I got eighteen.

Haruhi: I got nine point five.

Hikaru: I got Abraham Lincoln... for some reason.

Hikaru: Can we ride our new scooters outside?

Kyoya: Do whatever, I'm not your mother.

Hikaru: Okay! Weee!

Kyoya: Not in the street!

Midwife: Halloween, what a day to go into labour, eh? I'll get a nurse to wipe the face paint off.

Reiko: No, I want to look like this. I put it on after I went into labour.

Akira: Hey, I just rolled over in bed and Hikaru is here with me. Is Kaoru with you?

Renge: Let me check... yes.

Akira: Great, I'll be there in ten to make the swap.

Kyoya: I'm getting blackmailed at school...

Fuyumi: What?!

Yuuichi: Nobody blackmails our baby brother but us!

Akito: Yeah, messing with Kyoya is a privilege, not a right!

#ouran highschool host club #ohshc #ouran high school host club #incorrect ohshc quotes #incorrect ouran quotes #tamaki suoh #haruhi fujioka #kyoya ootori #hikaru hitachiin #kaoru hitachiin #takashi morinozuka #mitsukuni haninozuka #reiko kanazuki #renge houshakuji #akira komatsuzawa #yuzuru suoh #fuyumi ootori #akito ootori #yuuichi ootori

[overobsessedfanboy23]

Tamaki: I like your new shirt!

Kyouya: Thanks, it was 50% off.

Tamaki: I’d like it better if it was 100% off. *winks*

Kyouya: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Tamaki: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Kyouya: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Tamaki.

#ouran high school host club #ouran highschool host club #ohshc #tamaki suoh #kyouya ootori #kyouya otori #kyoya otori #tamakyo #kyotama #incorrect quote #shitpost #has this been done before

[gelus-ugs]

Tamaki: “Can I be frank with you guys?”

Hikaru: *raising his eyebrow* “I don’t think changing your name will help in this situation, Boss”

Kaoru: “Oo, oo! Can I be-”

Y/n: *covering Kaoru’s mouth* “Shh, Frank is talking”

#ohshc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ouran highschool host club #ouran highschool host club incorrect quotes #hikaru and kaoru #hikaru hitachiin #kaoru hitachiin #tamaki suoh #ohshc x reader

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: Mama! Qingge is using those dirty words again!!!

Qi Qingqi: Who the hell is “mama”?

Shen Qingqiu: Based on sect position, I assume it’s me.

#source: Ouran high school host club #source: ohshc #incorrect quotes #incorrect scum villian #scum villian’s self saving system #svsss #shen qingqiu #liu qingge #shang qinghua #qi qingqi #The dumbass lords of Cang Qiong sect

[alien-slushie]

Husk: We just sentenced that man to death.

Niffty: Yay! Team Work!

#source: Ouran Highschool Host Club GSA Abridged #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin husk #husk #hazbin niffty #niffty

[thelovinghost]

Kaoru: I think I'm falling for you Y/n: Then get up Kaoru: What a great solution to my problem. Why hadn't I thought of it sooner?

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