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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 8 months

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Rosa: what's a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Amy: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

Jake: smad

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noine-noine · 11 days

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Jake, reaching for a coffee pot: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk? Amy, taking the pot as she walks past: What if you don't?

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shattered-stars-lonely-hearts · 4 months

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Boyle: Shh, here comes the Captain! Jake: Quick, Amy, talk about boring nerd stuff! Amy: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word 'nerd' derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist. Jake: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.

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di0rit3 · 1 month

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Amy: why are you following me?

Jake: because we’re dating now

Amy: okay... but what about Charles?

Jake: we’re a package deal

Charles: buy one idiot, get one free

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 1 year

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Maverick: You're gonna ace this test.

Iceman: You just think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.

Maverick: I disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Iceman: That was big. I was really proud of you.

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yellowjackles · 4 months

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jake: being himself

amy: 🥰🥰🥰

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maraudersarecanon · 4 months

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I’m very late I know, but I’ve recently started watching Brooklyn 99 and I don’t think I had fully appreciated how much memes came from this show like I’m literally flabbergasted every single time when I see one like what do you mean Jake and Amy said it before Percy and Annabeth?

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jakexamyforever · 1 year

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Jake: I didn't drink that much last night. Rosa: You were flirting with Amy. Jake: So what? They're my partner. Rosa: You asked if they were single. Rosa: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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incorrect-multiverse · 8 months

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Jake: It’s times like these when I wish I’d listened to Amy.

Boyle: Why? What’d she say?

Jake: I don’t know. I wasn’t listening.

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lumax-mayclair · 7 months

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Logan: Quinn, you’ve got this!

Quinn: You think that because you love me and love has made you dumb!

Logan: I disagree. If anything Love has made me smarter. Like, remember last week; when I boiled that egg!

Quinn: That was big, I was really proud of you.

#incorrect quote #source: b99 #quogan #logan x quinn #quinn x logan #quinn pensky #logan reese #zoey 101 #zoey 102 #peraltiago

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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 6 months

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Jake: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Amy: ...you are a hazard to society

Rosa: and a coward. do twenty

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noine-noine · 3 days

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*on the phone* Amy: Jake, I'm breaking up - Jake: I'm pregnant! Amy: ...I meant the call Jake: Thank god - right, sorry. I panicked.

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incorrect-b99 · 2 years

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Amy: So what do you have planned for the future?

Jake: Lunch.

Amy: No, like long term.

Jake: Oh…um, dinner?

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star-mum · 3 months

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Reid: hey, you can't talk to me like that

Y/N: A nine year old girl could talk to you like that

Reid: Yes ! Cause that would be adorable

Y/N: NO ! Cause you're a 7 year old girl and there's a pECKING ORDER !!!

#incorrect quotes #criminal minds #spencer reid #community quote #IM DOING THIS FROM MEMORY SO SORRY IF IT ISNT PERFECT #anyways enemies to lovers with Reid in the sense that Peraltiago #guess that'd be rivals to lovers #anyways love him to death but he is SO COCKY sometimes with his FACTS

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nftdaisy · 1 year

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no.2

i know you’re my endgame from the first time.

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yellowjackles · 1 year

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[Jake staring at his case files] Amy: Look at him, working so hard. Charles: I know, I can imagine him connecting the dots in his head. Meanwhile inside Jake's head: Pizza. Bruce Willis. Gummy bears. Shake it off. Gummy bears on pizza.

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