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Kuroko: I want us to start dating, but it's already feeling very serious and that makes me very nervous.
Kagami: So let's just keep it light and breezy. See where it goes.
Kuroko: Totally. So how do we keep it light and breezy? I know! A comprehensive set of rules.
Kagami: How am I attracted to you? Doesn't matter, I am. Go.
Kuroko: Rule number one. Let's not put labels on it.
Kagami: Smart. We're not boyfriends, we're just...murmzeep and jinglebin.
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Jake: Bad news- Holt locked his keys in his office.
Jake: Good news- We didn’t have to wait for a locksmith.
Jake: Bad news- Holt found it concerning that I know how to pick locks and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory. I didn’t want to tell him that I learned it because when I was thirteen I thought it was the kind of skill that would impress hot people.
Jake: Good news- A hot person saw me do it.
Jake: Bad news- It was Amy and since she’s seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too darn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what. It’s too late. She knows.
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At their wedding

Hermione: but I do have some bad news. There is a bomb at this wedding as well.

Fred: what?!

Hermione: Your butt. Your butt is the bomb. There will be no survivors

Fred: [crying] I love you so much, you’re my dream girl

Hermione: [also crying] I love you too

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