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#incorrect peraltiago quotes
Amy: You don鈥檛 think I can fight because I鈥檓 a girl!
Jake: I don鈥檛 think you can fight because you鈥檙e wearing a wedding dress. For what it鈥檚 worth, I don鈥檛 think Charles could fight in that dress either.
Charles: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
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B99 characters as weird things I’ve heard

Jake: got ‘em. I English my speak

Amy: *trying to be cool* we good, we Gucci, we gang

Rosa: chemicals make explosions if you try hard enough

Terry: *gestures to Boyle eating a cut up apple* I see you cut up your fruit corpses before you eat them

Boyle: *distressed* theres no bread under this egg. The breads missing! Where did it go?

Holt: *eating an orange* this orange is almost as bitter as me

Hitchcock: can you milk an egg with a big snickers bar?

Scully: just de-fry a Mars bar

Gina: it’s not illegal if no one catches you

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Jake: Hey Ames, if we got all the cats in the world to meow at once, how loud would it be?
Amy: The average cat meow is 65/75dB, above speaking volume but below shouting. There are about 2 billion cats in the world. So, by that math, 130 to 150 dB, which is about 100 million jets all taking off at once.
Jake: ...cat-astrophiclly loud
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Amy: What would you do if you found out you could live forever?
Jake: I'd eat ice-cream for breakfast.
Amy: Really?
Jake: And lunch of course!
Amy: Amazing...
Jake: Thank you.
Amy: That wasn't a compliment
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