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xx-emoidiot-xx · 2 years
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Incorrect Palaye Royale Quote #33
Emerson: When I said bring me back something from the beach, I meant like a conch shell or something!
Remington, struggling to hold a seagull: MAYBE FUCKING SPECIFY THAT NEXT TIME.
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headcanonthings · 8 days
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Natasha: People keep calling Clint the epitome of a golden retriever. Natasha: He is not. Natasha: He is a raccoon that has been too socialized by people and now cannot be released back into the wild.
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Interviewer: if you could kiss anyone in the world who would it be?
Neil : my beautiful husband andrew minyard
Interviewer: that doesn’t count. You do that anyway.
Neil, not hesitating: Your Mom
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jakeperalta · 4 months
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taylor calling out a nyt article about her sexuality is cool good for her I guess but I am begging her and her people to stop throwing "this wouldn't happen to a man" at literally everything... like sometimes that is.. not the point
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mackslemonade · 25 days
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grumpywiltedlettuce · 2 months
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I’m on a reread of tcf so expect more lists soon. This is mostly for myself but have it anyways. I’m just past chapter 200 on the reread so the attack with the northern alliance is underway.
TCF TL/PR notes that made me lol
29 Cat washing face reference
1. Something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J_Bl9f-MTA
50 About Toonka (TL: Yet he got shipwrecked…clearly didn’t survive the sea…(PR: Perservering = Survival)
51 ( It’s a small boat that requires oars but has rooms and windows?! o.O )
57 “That’s enough thanks. If you thank me anymore, it will not feel genuine. Same thing with the apology.”
“Got it. Thank you very much.” ( (PR: You had one job.) )
59 Cale could see the still flawless Violan’s eyes turning chilly. ( :O If I didn’t know any better, I’d say this is Beacrox’s mom! )
59 “Yes, daddy.” ( I’m sorry, I just had to. It was the perfect opportunity. )
59 ( … The Henituse family is the Night’s Watch … )
68 Cale knew how Shickler had domesticated the troublemaker Archie. He beat him up. He beat up him so much that the entire ocean seemed to be filled with dust. He really beat him to a pulp while saying that a beating was the best medicine for a troublemaker. ( (PR: I pity Witira and Paseton.) TL: You mean envy. You like the pain as a masochist… )
71 Toonka got up while staggering to the side. At that moment, Cale could hear Raon’s serious voice.
– …Why is he laughing after getting hit? Does he enjoy getting hit? ( Our PR’s masochistic friend. (PR: I’m innocent I swear.) )
74 about Mueller ( (PR: I originally felt pity. Now I am thinking that we can do without one more mage.) )
76 ( (PR: Raon is a yandere…) )
110 Cale looked odd as he suddenly stopped laughing and stoically stood there. A path of silver coins was shining on top of the boiling lava. That silver light meshed well with the red-haired Cale.
“Weak human.”
“What?”
“Let me know if you don’t have enough! I am willing to give you my piggy bank!” ((PR: IT’S ADORABLE.) ) …
The king of rocks, the Giant Cobblestone that is known as the, ‘Super Rock,’ is in the land of boulders. (Really wanted to call it Dwayne Johnson )
112 Cale could see an old Elf with white hair and beard walking toward them. It was the Elf Chief. However, unfortunately, he did not have time to greet her. (I double checked the raw and it does indeed say beard but it is a woman )
114 The group all looked toward Cale at Ron’s question. He had fainted after coughing up blood. They knew that Cale was a good person who really liked to help others, but they also knew that Cale did not enjoy moving around and getting hurt. (Pfft, you’ve all been scammed to believe he’s a good person! (PR: I mean, he COULD have just ignored the Elves’ plight…) )
118 “Just what are you selling to the Whipper Kingdom that Alberu keeps laughing for no reason when he is alone?”
“… His highness keeps laughing when he is alone?” ((PR: Cale broke him.) )
129 Hannah let out a quiet chuckle. Although her poisoned body was still in pain, she was now full of vitality. Cale gently asked Hannah, who seemed to be imagining the opportunity to get her revenge. (Cale just collects people who want revenge. )
135 He could see that Tasha was looking at him with warm eyes and that the black robe was coming toward him. (Author references Mary as black robe frequently because that’s all you can see. (PR: And I hate it.) )
142 “It has been wonderful having Cage-nim here. If it is okay with you, young master-nim, I hope that Miss Cage can stay here longer.” (Went from Cage-nim to Miss Cage in one breath. New ship? Poor Taylor. )
148 ‘It’s not a matter of if I will be fine or not. I don’t think I’ll be able to differentiate. Once I start to see blood, I can’t stop myself from killing anything in front of me.’ ((PR: Hannah was the one who said that a sea of blood would be beautiful. I don’t think her blood addiction is as bad as Redika, but she definitely still has a blood addiction. Why is everyone in this novel a sadist?) )
151 The Count nodded his head multiple time as he answered.
There was a different kind of smile on his face now. Raon, who was watching the father-son duo chat while remaining invisible, started to speak into Cale’s mind.
– Human, the Count is smiling like you do when you are scamming people! It is amazing! It is very similar! ((PR: I wonder what Deruth’s young scamming years were like…) )
158 “Was it you?”
“What are you talking about, your highness?”
Alberu was certain after seeing Cale eating a cookie with an expression that seemed to be saying, ‘I know nothing.’
“It was you.”
“What was?”
“What did you do to the Vatican?”
Crunch.
Cale started to smile as he bit down on the cookie. ((PR: Cale is an innocent lil child.) )
………
‘That knight is originally from the slums.’
‘Apparently, he grew up with poor parents and many siblings, but his good character made him popular with the people in the slums and the general public. They call him a Dragon from the river. (This is an idiom for something rare. You wouldn’t normally find a Dragon coming out of a river. (PR: A-Are dragons common in other places then?) )
Alberu shocked to find out choi han is a sword master ((PR: Oh if only he knew Cale’s party’s full strength…) )
160 Huten and Metelona. ((PR: Their names sound like pokemon.) )
164 Cale ~must~ go home and spend the new year with his family ((TL: such a good boy.))
172 “Just one of the many average people.” ((TL: Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man.) )
174 Cale quickly understood what Hong was trying to say. ((PR: I can’t even read lips, but young master Silver Light can understand animals!) )
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cupcakes-are-ours · 1 year
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lothor: i said no more killing my men without permission. and what did you do? killed someone!
vexacus: i am not going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things i clearly did
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augment-techs · 1 year
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Come sit on the roof with me and hold my hand.
Jason, poking his head in through Billy’s bedroom window on a school night.
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preposterousgreen · 1 year
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Zack: Sephiroth, those colors don’t really go together.
Genesis: Neither do those patterns.
Angeal: Nor those fabrics.
Sephiroth:
Sephiroth:
Sephiroth: But I just don’t care.
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regaliasonata · 7 months
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RJ: I've seen methheads I've seen crackheads I've seen potheads, hell I've even seen twinkheads.
Casey: What's a twinkhead?
RJ: It's what I see in the mirror everyday, cause I'm addicted to you*holds Casey from behind*
Casey: Stick to blunts please....
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kaincuro · 2 years
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Garou: Hey, when are you coming to bed?
Badd: In a bit, I’m doing important stuff.
Garou: Like what?
Badd: Some bitch on Twitter said Tama is ugly.
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xx-emoidiot-xx · 2 years
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Incorrect Palaye Royale Quote #45
Emerson: I have locked Sebastian in a cage designed by his own art. Oh, he has been well and truly hoist by his own petard.
Remington: What the hell are you trying to say?
Emerson: I’m blackmailing him.
Remington: Beautiful.
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noyzinerd · 2 years
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A 6-year-old girl tried to take the hearing-aid off my baby, in the library play area the other day, to get a better look at it. My baby was fine, in fact she didn't even notice, but the absolute horror on the mom's face 😱... She looked like she was about to shed all of her hair and skin and her soul was about to flap away from her body as a butterfly of mortification. Like she thought I was going to break out my phone and doxx her on the spot for raising an "ableist, racist, Nazi Youth". I felt so bad for this poor woman 😂.
Because when your kid tries to rip the hearing-aid off of a baby, that is definitely not a good look. 😅
I told the mother it was fine, that kids will be kids and that I knew her daughter wasn't trying to be malicious, that she was just curious.
Meanwhile, all I could think about was the meme I was going to make that would most accurately portray this woman's life at that exact moment:
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It didn't end there, however.
The girl asked why my baby needed a hearing-aid, so I explained that it was because she was born with only one ear.
The girl, then, reached out and fondled the deformed, underdeveloped skin abnormality of my daughter's not-ear in wonderment and the mother just:
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This poor woman fucking died 🤣.
(My daughter, however, was giggling because the girl's little inspection of her not-ear tickled.)
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everiistence · 11 months
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hi wtf
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the-heaminator · 2 years
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Pruk incorrect quotes bc i feel like theyve got the dynamic 110 percent down
Prussia: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. England: Prussia, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass. 
 England: You often use humor to deflect trauma Prussia: Thank you England: I didn't say that was a good thing Prussia: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
England: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Prussia: *chugs entire bottle* Prussia: It’s perfume.
England, pointing: May I sit there? Prussia: That's my lap England: That doesn't answer my question, Prussia
England: This is bothering me. Prussia: Well, you are digging up a corpse. England: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
England: You're right. Prussia: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Prussia: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. England, drinking toast: Why do you say that? (seriously lmao how does it know)
Prussia: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? England: Go the fuck to sleep Prussia: What gif I don't want to? England: Fuck You
Prussia: A theif. England: Thief? Prussia: Theif. England: I before E, except after C. Prussia: Thceif. Prussia: No.
Prussia: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? England: Oh, I’m always running England: The question is from what
Napoleonic Pruk
Prussia, tending to England's wounds: How would you rate your pain? England: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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mackslemonade · 16 days
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