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sero: hey babe *brings out flowers from behind his back* happy one year!
todoroki:
sero:
todoroki:
todoroki: i'm twenty seven-
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Hizashi: I didn't sleep very well today, I woke up at 3:00 am and couldn't sleep again
Oboro: Seriously!? Did you know that when someone is thinking about you, you can't sleep?
Hizashi: But who would be thinking about me at 3:00??
Aizawa: *Panic*
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D&D + The League of Villains
Shigaraki convinces the league of villians to play d&d with him while Kurogiri acts as the dungeon master.
Compress: I wanna roll to seduce the dungeon master!
Shigaraki: you can't do that-
Compress: *slamming fists on table* then what's the point!?
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Incorrect quotes from the rooftop squad
*The gang when they drop food on the floor* Oboro shirakumo: Aw man. *Throws it away* Hizashi yamada: Five second rule! Aizawa: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor* Nemuri kayama: *Sobs on the floor*
Hizashi yamada: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Nemuri kayama: Eyy, homie! Aizawa: But then there's cootie... Oboro shirakumo: Die.
Aizawa, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down. Hizashi yamada: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven... Nemuri kayama, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven? Aizawa, spraying Hizashi yamada: You FUCKING DUMBASS! Hizashi yamada: Dude, I forgot- Aizawa: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!? Oboro shirakumo: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*
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Aizawa brainrot much
Inspired by a post from @genie-made-of-clouds
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BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent
UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...
Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-
Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-
Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*
Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-
Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*
Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?
Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~
Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...
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Bakugou: Ugh, all you pretty boys are the fucking same
Midoriya: …You think I'm pretty?
Bakugou: Oh, like you don't get told that every damn day with your big doe eyes and cute little freckles. Its sickening
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Aizawa: So from what I’ve been told, the body swap quirk will last about a day or two.
Izuku, in Bakugo’s body: Well, that’s not too long.
Bakugo, in Izuku’s body: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, NERD!
Aizawa: Just calm down, do you two have any advice for each other to avoid any issues?
Bakugo: Tch, stay away from hot places, nerd. You’ll make my quirk go off by accident.
Izuku: Uhhh, oh. If you hear seven dead people talking to you at night, just ignore them.
Aizawa and Bakugo:
Bakugo: What?
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Bakugou: *laying on the floor*
Kirishima: so… Midoriya said he liked you?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: and you… asked him to marry you…?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: did he freak out?
Bakugou: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more
*meanwhile*
Deku, bursting into the dorms: GUYS HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED
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Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?
Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.
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Lunar. This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
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Aizawa: Did you have to stab him?
Midoriya: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me.
Aizawa: What did he say?
Midoriya: He said, 'what are you going to do, stab me?'
Bakugou: To be fair, I would have stabbed me, too.
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