#incorrect red dwarf quotes

[imdefyingmavity]

#red dwarf #boys from the dwarf #arnold rimmer #kryten #the cat #dave lister #incorrect red dwarf quotes #found family

[incorrectreddwarfquotes]

Kryten: Sirs. The door seems to have been locked from the outside.

Rimmer: Oh god, are we trapped in one of those damned “can’t leave until you have sex” rooms?

Lister, unbuckling his belt: Okay, no big deal then. Let’s go.

Cat: Wait, uh, the sign says, Welcome to the “can’t leave until you are emotionally honest with each other” room.

Lister:

Rimmer:

Cat:

Kryten: We’re going to die in here.

#red dwarf #incorrect red dwarf quotes #incorrect quotes #dave lister #arnold rimmer #kryten #cat #submission #ohyestottytottytotty #original: incorrect star trek quotes

[pluralzalpha]

#red dwarf #it's a wonderful life #christmas memes #incorrect red dwarf quotes

[goalpost-head]

Lister: Rimmer and I are dating.

Kryten: You're gay?

Cat: And for that?

#red dwarf #arnold rimmer #dave lister #the cat #kryten #the cat red dwarf #rimster #boys from the dwarf #incorrect quotes #incorrect red dwarf quotes #me

[bisexualmultifandommess]

Kryten: Sir, you have to let him stay with you he’s your best friend

Lister: he’s not my best friend

The Cat: Well, then who’s your best friend?

Lister:…Oh Smeg, how the hell did that happen?

#I feel like this is something they’d argue about and then lister would come to the realisation that he’s closest to rimmer #hes mortified but also knows it’s true lmao #source: that 70s show #incorrect red dwarf quotes #incorrect quotes #red dwarf #dave lister #arnold rimmer #kryten #the cat #rimster #rimmer x lister #lister x rimmer

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do.

Steve: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?

Y/N: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

#source: red dwarf #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #captain america #steve rogers x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miguel: "Come on Miles, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do."

Miles: "You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?"

Miguel: "No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else."

#source: red dwarf #spiderverse #into the spiderverse #into spider verse #into the spider verse #miles morales #spiderverse miles #miguel o'hara #spiderverse miguel #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderverse

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do. Fighter: You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? Rogue: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

#rogue #fighter #mod meme #source: red dwarf #dnd #dungeons and dragons #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Shredder: I shall return! On Tuesday- no wait. Let me check my calendar.

Shredder: *thinks for a moment*

Shredder: Thursday. I SHALL RETURN THURSDAY!!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: red shoes and the seven dwarfs #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #shredder #oroku saki

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do. Stanley: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? The Narrator: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

#source: red dwarf #the stanley parable #tsp incorrect quotes #the stanley parable ultra deluxe

[imdefyingmavity]

Lister: We're gonna go dancing, Hol, you wanna come?

Holly: Not really my thing, dancing.

Lister: No rhythm?

Holly: No legs.

#incorrect red dwarf quotes #source: bbc ghosts #dave lister #holly red dwarf #red dwarf

[incorrectreddwarfquotes]

*At "Rimmer's" funeral" Lister: One of Rimmer's passions was jazz. Rimmer loved jazz. He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. I couldn't really find that but I did find another song about a train. l hope it'll do just as well. *Theme from Thomas The Tank Engine starts playing*

#incorrect quotes #incorrect red dwarf quotes #red dwarf #dave lister #arnold rimmer #submission #anonymous #original: the mighty boosh

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ted: Come on Bill, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do.

Bill: You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?

Ted: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

#submission #source: red dwarf #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #starkid #incorrect quotes #incorrect tgwdlm #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse

[goalpost-head]

Kryten: I could never hate Mister Lister. I mean, unless he became a villain or something, then we'd have to talk

Rimmer: Kryten, if Lister became a villain, you'd just assume he had a good reason for it and I'd wake up to find you drinking coffee from a "World's Best Minion" mug

#red dwarf #arnold rimmer #dave lister #kryten #kryten 2X4B 523P #boys from the dwarf #incorrect quotes #incorrect red dwarf quotes #me

[golyadkin]

Bullying Rimmer is so important to me

#red dwarf #arnold rimmer #the cat #dave lister #incorrect quotes #fanart #art tag

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Doc Scratch: Schopenhauer was right, wouldn’t you say? “Life without pain has no meaning.” 

Doc Scratch: Gentlemen… 

Doc Scratch: I wish to give your lives meaning.

#submission #source: red dwarf #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #doc scratch #mod terezi #well that is an intimidating line #i should use that at some point